Dudes, I need your help.

[Jon T.]

I have no doubt that love will come to me in time but in the meantime I love to cum!

"awww, skeet skeet motherfucka"   ;D

[megalicious]

I love y'all.  :-*

Thanks for your insightful replies. We have an open, honest, awesome relationship. We've discussed it at length before, and I am sure things will be OK. We live together and I know the stress of the work week can be a big factor.

I don't really know how to bring up the low testosterone issue without offending him. Any suggestions on that one?

Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?

[Taterbug]

Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May.  The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coitus has changed many times over that span.  Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point.  Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).  For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope.  So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.

[Tracy 2112]

( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).

Before the grammar police crucify you, you might want to reconsider this statement (or not  ;))

[Ghosts_on_TV]

Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May.  The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coidas has changed many times over that span.  Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point.  Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).  For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope.  So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.

Yeah, when I'm hammered its pointless to even try, even though I usually do, Haha.

[Jon T.]

Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May.  The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coidas has changed many times over that span.  Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point.  Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).  For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope.  So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.

"you mean coitus?"



Sorry to be grammar nazi.  Couldn't resist the play on words...

[Taterbug]

( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).

Before the grammar police crucify you, you might want to reconsider this statement (or not  ;))

Thanks Tracy,  Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.

[megalicious]

"you mean coitus?"

Johnson?

[Jon T.]

Thanks Tracy,  Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.

so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh?   ;D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone

[Ruckus]

Thanks Tracy,  Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.

so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh?   ;D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone

;D

So you Space Dock then Tater?

[Fully]

Thanks Tracy,  Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.

so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh?   ;D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone

;D

So you Space Dock then Tater?

Ha! You said "Space Dock"!

[Fully]

Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?

No, you are normal. That's just a myth made up to keep men secure that their woman isn't out cuckholding them.

[Jon T.]

Thanks Tracy,  Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.

so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh?   ;D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone

;D

So you Space Dock then Tater?

Ahhhh.  I've just regressed 20 years thanks to this thread!

boobies

[pawpaw]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

[Tracy 2112]

odds of this thread going south before the SOPA thread:

1:1

[Taterbug]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

[megalicious]

Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?

No, you are normal. That's just a myth made up to keep men secure that their woman isn't out cuckholding them.

That makes me feel better. We're all socialized to think that women aren't supposed to be aggressive; we're not supposed to be the ones who initiate. I think that has a lot to do with my issue, really.

[ALady]

EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.

::) ::) ::)  Seeing a therapist doesn't mean there's anything "wrong with you".  It could just mean that you perceive a problem in your life and need help working through it.  A therapist can help you discern what the core issue is and provide feedback on different ways to approach it.

We do need a generalized sex/love/relationships thread  ;D

[Penny Lane]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately)  ;)

[megalicious]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately)  ;)

I feel like I need to make a blumpkin reference here...