Dudes, I need your help.

[megalicious]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

edit: or arrange for me to make out with christina hendricks.

[Tracy 2112]

Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.

Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues.  The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem.  Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address.  Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing. 

Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi.  ;)

Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.

I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said  RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H  I P S.
Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist?  ;D

carry on

Ok, now I'm offended. I only go to my therepaist when I've had a hot pocket. Thanks for shaming ME, Tracy!.  ;D

That'll be $125. Same time next week?

[Fully]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

[pawpaw]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

So, wait...Sticky's gay?

[e_wind]

I'm kinda glad I stayed away all day. This might be the greatest thread ever.

[Tracy 2112]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

So, wait...Sticky's gay?

the plot thickens...

[walterfredo]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times. 

[mjk73]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

edit: or arrange for me to make out with christina hendricks.

Meg, I'm too busy cramming my tongue (and other things) down her throat. However, I'd be happy with sloppy seconds from her. So I guess you can go first.

[mjk73]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

Yes. Used to have to when I wrestled as a kid.

[Fully]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

Yes. Used to have to when I wrestled as a kid.

How the fuck did we go from sexy talk to weighing your freakin' poop? You guys are into some weird shit, man (said in my best Tommy Chong voice).

[megalicious]

Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.

Any other advice?

[mjk73]

You do strange things as a kid Fully. At least boys do. It's it's brown, flush it down I say.

yes Meg, you should.

[pawpaw]

Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.

Any other advice?

Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.

[megalicious]

What are some ways to boost your confidence? I feel like I lost my hotness, and I must get it back.

[megalicious]

Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.

Any other advice?

Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.

I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.

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[Fully]

Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.

Any other advice?

I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.

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I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville. I'm pretty sure they have sex shops in Birmingham. I'll drive down and we'll go together. Also, I've seen you in person although you didn't know me and I didn't know it was you until later. You're pretty cute. (I'm not hitting on you. I prefer the cock.)

Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.

[Penny Lane]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..

and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

So, wait...Sticky's gay?

I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus.  I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas.  a fine booty never hurts either. 

dudes are simple.  one word.  BJ.   it's the way to every mans heart.  you know what's better than sitting around watching tv?  sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.   

I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste. 

[pawpaw]

Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.

Any other advice?

Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.

I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.

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I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville. I'm pretty sure they have sex shops in Birmingham. I'll drive down and we'll go together. Also, I've seen you in person although you didn't know me and I didn't know it was you until later. You're pretty cute. (I'm not hitting on you. I prefer the cock.)

I fixed the quotes for you there, Fully. You made it look like I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville and I prefer the cock.

[Fully]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

So, wait...Sticky's gay?

I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus.  I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas.  a fine booty never hurts either. 

dudes are simple.  one word.  BJ.   it's the way to every mans heart.  you know what's better than sitting around watching tv?  sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.   

I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste.

But you know what really sucks, Mr. Boner, is when a woman tries to get her man to have sex with her and he won't. That's when our confidence goes way down and we start to wonder what's wrong with us.