the KINK thread

Started by aMillionDreams, Jan 20, 2012, 07:24 AM

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Ruckus

Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 21, 2012, 02:26 PM
slight manscaping is ok. Fully shaven is just wrong. The whole pre-pubescent look just creeps me out for both sexes.
Well then get out of the age play thread old man.  I for one enjoy a good rug burn now and again
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Ruckus

Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 21, 2012, 02:26 PM
slight manscaping is ok. Fully shaven is just wrong. The whole pre-pubescent look just creeps me out for both sexes.
We'll see what Fully has to say about that.
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Taterbug

I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Ghosts_on_TV

Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 21, 2012, 02:37 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 21, 2012, 02:26 PM
slight manscaping is ok. Fully shaven is just wrong. The whole pre-pubescent look just creeps me out for both sexes.
We'll see what Fully has to say about that.
;D
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Ghosts_on_TV

Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 02:41 PM
I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Eh, its not that hard. Do it with a trimmer and youre good to go. massive amounts of pubic hair is not good, for men or women.
Some girls mothers are bigger than others girls mothers...

ManNamedTruth

Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 21, 2012, 02:46 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 02:41 PM
I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Eh, its not that hard. Do it with a trimmer and youre good to go. massive amounts of pubic hair is not good, for men or women.

Yeah it's not that hard and is worth it.
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mjk73

It's not like you are goin in there with a straight razor. That would require the skills of a ninja.

Taterbug

Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 21, 2012, 02:46 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 02:41 PM
I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Eh, its not that hard. Do it with a trimmer and youre good to go. massive amounts of pubic hair is not good, for men or women.

idk man.  I can't see trimming my beard and then say ok, time to trim the velvet marble bag. I'm not judging.  I just think god put hair on my balls to keep them from sticking to my legs and my wifes leg ( I sleep naked ).  I can envision  myself getting swalts and making my package look like some kind of disfigured Cornish hen. 
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

mjk73

Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 03:00 PM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 21, 2012, 02:46 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 02:41 PM
I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Eh, its not that hard. Do it with a trimmer and youre good to go. massive amounts of pubic hair is not good, for men or women.

idk man.  I can't see trimming my beard and then say ok, time to trim the velvet marble bag. I'm not judging.  I just think god put hair on my balls to keep them from sticking to my legs and my wifes leg ( I sleep naked ).  I can envision  myself getting swalts and making my package look like some kind of disfigured Cornish hen.
Does disfigured Cornish hen go with Gold Bond penis fritter?

Taterbug

Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 21, 2012, 03:24 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 03:00 PM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 21, 2012, 02:46 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 21, 2012, 02:41 PM
I can't even fathom shaving my bag.  You would have to have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Eh, its not that hard. Do it with a trimmer and youre good to go. massive amounts of pubic hair is not good, for men or women.

idk man.  I can't see trimming my beard and then say ok, time to trim the velvet marble bag. I'm not judging.  I just think god put hair on my balls to keep them from sticking to my legs and my wifes leg ( I sleep naked ).  I can envision  myself getting swalts and making my package look like some kind of disfigured Cornish hen.
Does disfigured Cornish hen go with Gold Bond penis fritter?

;D ;D  Only if your gonna deep fry it.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

aMillionDreams

A friend of mine had sex with a girl who was shaved but not recently so he got a pretty bad rug burn on his manparts.  He thought he should put lotion on it which made it spread and get much worse.  His doctor told him the best thing for it was sunlight so for the next three days he laid out in the sun, naked, and spread eagle.  I've never let him live that one down.  ;D

I don't shave but I like my girls to.

There is a forum member, who I won't name, who's girlfriend got her pubes permanently removed with lasers.  Lucky guy!  :thumbsup:
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Fully

Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 21, 2012, 02:43 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 21, 2012, 02:37 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 21, 2012, 02:26 PM
slight manscaping is ok. Fully shaven is just wrong. The whole pre-pubescent look just creeps me out for both sexes.
We'll see what Fully has to say about that.
;D
I'm not going to share about my personal shaving habits, but I do like my men hairy. Shave male genitals resemble naked mole rats and that's just unattractive. Also, the stubble is quite painful. Thanks for thinking of me, Ruckus! ;D And mjk!

God, I am going to have to stay out of this thread for my own good!

mahg33ta

I have made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of everyone for the next pre-show forum gathering.

So far for columns I have name, forum name, hometown, pubic hair maintenance.


Fully

Quote from: mahg33ta on Jan 22, 2012, 01:52 PM
I have made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of everyone for the next pre-show forum gathering.

So far for columns I have name, forum name, hometown, pubic hair maintenance.

OK, you just made me spew my drink on the screen!

megalicious

There is a Taboo marathon on NatGeo. I just watched an episode with a woman who was in love with the Berlin Wall. The episode also featured a dude who was in love with his car. He was shown waxing and licking his car.

And I thought I was weird for liking dirty talk...
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

mjk73

Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:03 PM
There is a Taboo marathon on NatGeo. I just watched an episode with a woman who was in love with the Berlin Wall. The episode also featured a dude who was in love with his car. He was shown waxing and licking his car.

And I thought I was weird for liking dirty talk...
I think it was Taboo where I watched a lady fuck the Eiffel Tower. After that, I thought my obsessive love of redhaired women and slight submissive tendencies were just Aok

megalicious

Yeah; redheads are nothing but trouble. ;)
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

mjk73

And that's trouble I welcome like an old friend.

megalicious

Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 22, 2012, 07:58 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:03 PM
There is a Taboo marathon on NatGeo. I just watched an episode with a woman who was in love with the Berlin Wall. The episode also featured a dude who was in love with his car. He was shown waxing and licking his car.

And I thought I was weird for liking dirty talk...
I think it was Taboo where I watched a lady fuck the Eiffel Tower. After that, I thought my obsessive love of redhaired women and slight submissive tendencies were just Aok

wait... she actually humped the eiffel tower... or she participated in an "eiffel tower?"
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

mjk73

Quote from: megalicious on Jan 23, 2012, 02:13 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 22, 2012, 07:58 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:03 PM
There is a Taboo marathon on NatGeo. I just watched an episode with a woman who was in love with the Berlin Wall. The episode also featured a dude who was in love with his car. He was shown waxing and licking his car.

And I thought I was weird for liking dirty talk...
I think it was Taboo where I watched a lady fuck the Eiffel Tower. After that, I thought my obsessive love of redhaired women and slight submissive tendencies were just Aok

wait... she actually humped the eiffel tower... or she participated in an "eiffel tower?"
I have a feeling this is the hardest thing she's ever had between her legs.

Woman Rides The Eiffel Tower