My Morning Jacket, let me write your setlists...

[SauceGod]

what the fuck are you? a bad will ferrell joke from the 90's?  and please do not put words in my mouth, your setlists are horrible and your fluff is more obvious than the last time your mom was horny and I let her suck my dick.

i know a will farrell joke isn't as funny as your setlists, but thank you for giving the forgotten 90s film career of will farrell its recognition. classics like superstar, dick, a night at the roxbury and not just one but two austin power movies need their day in the sun. i am not able to recognize the jab of my fluff being relative to my mother's horniness.

i hope for all the members on this forum that you start listening to my morning jacket, stop pooping in your clothing and try to write simple succinct messages which clearly have a message and aren't laced with profanity.

p.s. - i apologize in advance for putting the movie title, "dick" but it is a will farrell classic and i wanted to acknowledge Sticky Icky Green Stuff's love of this beloved comedic figure.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

my work here is done.

[SauceGod]

my work here is done.

it is rude when you don't finish your sentences, you meant to say, "my work here is done at creating setlists and inflating the value of said setlist because i have issues dealing with people and places"

could always use MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

my work here is done.

it is rude when you don't finish your sentences, you meant to say, "my work here is done at creating setlists and inflating the value of said setlist because i have issues dealing with people and places"

could always use MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!

cowbell is the most obnoxious and lame percussive instrument made in the history of mankind. 

[SauceGod]

my work here is done.

it is rude when you don't finish your sentences, you meant to say, "my work here is done at creating setlists and inflating the value of said setlist because i have issues dealing with people and places"

could always use MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!

cowbell is the most obnoxious and lame percussive instrument made in the history of mankind.

so the cowbell is related to you then? cause you seem like just an instrument, and i think everyone will agree to the description of both "the most obnoxious and lame" ... "in the history of mankind".

so maybe you are just to close to the cowbell to really enjoy it. so it would be better for everyone if you just left for the last song on my encore so everyone can enjoy.

[TheThird]

if I were to make one ultimate show this is what it would be:

Intro->
Run Thru
Lay Low
Phone Went West
The Bear
I Will Sing You Songs
One Big Holiday
Cobra
It's About Twilight
Everybody's Talkin'->
Dondante
War Begun
Lil Billy
Gideon
Master plan
The Dark
It Beats 4 U
How Do You Know?
Dancefloors
X-Mas Curtain
O Is The One That Is Real
Lowdown
Steam Engine
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Where To Begin
Picture Of You
Strangulation
Heartbreakin' Man
Anytime
Honest Man
How The Gods Kill

...ok, where to start. your covers are nice, just really misplaced. would switch it's about twilight.

your set is top heavy, and then your encore is weak, and i understand you'd love the set, and that's your opinion. but saying that "it's an ultimate selection of their best songs", haha. nice try. 

i could go on about how one song should be switched with another for better "placement", or that you'd end with that encore. though good, nothing about it excites me. and i didn't know i was supposed to judge your multiple night setlist, but i will pass on that.

so instead of taking a piss during (or on) your set i will just go grab a slice of pizza and enjoy mine, in all its jacket-ness

I'm probably going to really regret chiming in on this but I guess here goes nothing...


RDist52, I have a hard time believing that you wouldn't get at least a little bit excited for just 1 or 2 of the songs Sticky listed in his encore, let alone having all of them back to back to back and ending a show.

[SauceGod]

if I were to make one ultimate show this is what it would be:

Intro->
Run Thru
Lay Low
Phone Went West
The Bear
I Will Sing You Songs
One Big Holiday
Cobra
It's About Twilight
Everybody's Talkin'->
Dondante
War Begun
Lil Billy
Gideon
Master plan
The Dark
It Beats 4 U
How Do You Know?
Dancefloors
X-Mas Curtain
O Is The One That Is Real
Lowdown
Steam Engine
-----------------------
Where To Begin
Picture Of You
Strangulation
Heartbreakin' Man
Anytime
Honest Man
How The Gods Kill

...ok, where to start. your covers are nice, just really misplaced. would switch it's about twilight.

your set is top heavy, and then your encore is weak, and i understand you'd love the set, and that's your opinion. but saying that "it's an ultimate selection of their best songs", haha. nice try. 

i could go on about how one song should be switched with another for better "placement", or that you'd end with that encore. though good, nothing about it excites me. and i didn't know i was supposed to judge your multiple night setlist, but i will pass on that.

so instead of taking a piss during (or on) your set i will just go grab a slice of pizza and enjoy mine, in all its jacket-ness

I'm probably going to really regret chiming in on this but I guess here goes nothing...


RDist52, I have a hard time believing that you wouldn't get at least a little bit excited for just 1 or 2 of the songs Sticky listed in his encore, let alone having all of them back to back to back and ending a show.

they are good. i mean, i am a fan that believes there are many ways to a great set by the jacket. i enjoy the songs, but i just feel like honest man -> how the gods kill is a let down. first off, i feel like it should be honest man -> anytime. because i have been listening to the red rocks live version of honest man, and although it rocks hard it would be like continuous punches and then anytime is a big ass party. and then i was not really familiar to how the gods kill before, but listened to it on youtube from the terminal 5 show and it sounds like a big let down after those two songs especially. even at terminal 5 they opened the encore with it. i just thought if this was his big, ultimate setlist it was good but not amazing. felt too rigid to the structure of this must fit to this song when it is all about the fun and excitement.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

plus it was a poetic statement more than anything.  I almost put Black Sabbath instead.

[SauceGod]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

i *profanity* understand it is danzig *profanity*

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

i *profanity* understand it is danzig *profanity*

either you're 3years old, a priest, or just a dumb fucking retard.  they're words dude.  get over it.

[SauceGod]

plus it was a poetic statement more than anything.  I almost put Black Sabbath instead.

i like that you think your setlists are poetry, interesting with all the phrases you actually say. but either way, your setlist is a disappointment to the poetry that is the art of setlists

[SauceGod]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

i *profanity* understand it is danzig *profanity*

either you're 3years old, a priest, or just a dumb fucking retard.  they're words dude.  get over it.

you must be will farrell, cause i feel like with that group of people you are about to make a joke. but i know you will just curse, say how much you love poetry and danzig.

i am guessing i am all three....

[Fully]

Good Cop, Baby Cop from Will Ferrell and Adam Ghost Panther McKay.flv

Why do I have the feeling that this entire thread was a huge setup just so you could post this video?

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

i *profanity* understand it is danzig *profanity*

either you're 3years old, a priest, or just a dumb fucking retard.  they're words dude.  get over it.

you must be will farrell, cause i feel like with that group of people you are about to make a joke. but i know you will just curse, say how much you love poetry and danzig.

i am guessing i am all three....

see, when you make a stupid joke about will ferrell, and it is a stupid joke, I'm not sure how to respond.  you tried taking over my thread with shitty setlists and lost.  yac busts loads to the simple sight of MMJ so impressing him isn't hard.   

but lets stay on topic, you even suggesting my setlist choices are "flawed" makes you an idiot.  now go put on holdin' on to black metal, choke yourself, and fuck your fleshlight you little bitch.  oh shit i think I just heard golden come on the radio, you better hurry up and get your recorder.  bitch.

[e_wind]

all im gonna say, sticky, is throw How Could I Know on yours or I can't support you.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

all im gonna say, sticky, is throw How Could I Know on yours or I can't support you.

squeeze it in there.  team green dominates.

[SauceGod]

it's fucking danzig you dumbass.

i *profanity* understand it is danzig *profanity*

either you're 3years old, a priest, or just a dumb fucking retard.  they're words dude.  get over it.

you must be will farrell, cause i feel like with that group of people you are about to make a joke. but i know you will just curse, say how much you love poetry and danzig.

i am guessing i am all three....

see, when you make a stupid joke about will ferrell, and it is a stupid joke, I'm not sure how to respond.  you tried taking over my thread with shitty setlists and lost.  yac busts loads to the simple sight of MMJ so impressing him isn't hard.   

but lets stay on topic, you even suggesting my setlist choices are "flawed" makes you an idiot.  now go put on holdin' on to black metal, choke yourself, and fuck your fleshlight you little bitch.  oh shit i think I just heard golden come on the radio, you better hurry up and get your recorder.  bitch.

i am not sure how one loses a thread like this, i understand your hatred towards good setlists. and mine was pretty darn good (i don't like to brag). it sounds to me more like you just don't appreciate my morning jacket, because i didn't put either holdin' on to black metal or golden in my setlist. so i am getting to point where i believe you just can't read, or atleast understand simple sentence structurce. your only skill in life is looking at names of songs and arranging them to your ideal structure. then when other people make lists that aren't yours you get furious. even though these lists unlock happiness that is only relative to the personal my morning jacket listener. so flaws always can be noted, each person can improve or find new ways to unlock that happiness.

[SauceGod]

all im gonna say, sticky, is throw How Could I Know on yours or I can't support you.

squeeze it in there.  team green dominates.

team green, meh.

and i hope that is your motto for everything, "squeeze it in there"   

[SauceGod]

here is another setlist, this is all covers. i made it real fast, so i hope someone could help point out some flaws for me..... *hint* *hint*

Oh, What A Night
Across 110th Street
The Bottle
Hit It and Quit It
Express Yourself
Hot Fun In The Summertime
Everybody's Talkin'
Take My Breath Away
Oh! Sweet Nothing
Rocket Man
Ring Of Fire
White Rabbit
It Makes No Difference
I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man
Cold Sweat
Celebration
Rock The Casbah
Lovin' Cup

Encore

Hot Burrito (solo)
You're A Big Girl Now (solo)
Easy (solo)
Goin' to Acapulco
Our World
Tyrone
Johnny B Goode
Attitude
Black Sabbath
Don't Fear the Reaper (w/ Zach Galifianakis on Cowbell)