Looking to PARTY in Port Chester

[Ruckus]

Since I'm about 5'7" 200lbs, I'll work on this to complete the Tour De Franzia.

[Bigsky]

...so does this mean downward dog keg stands? Fill'er up!

[MrWhippy]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

[peafunk31]

Since I'm about 5'7" 200lbs, I'll work on this to complete the Tour De Franzia.

I would limber up before attempting to perform this advanced butt chugging pose, Rob. If something goes awry you may wind up permanently shorter than you already are

[peafunk31]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

[Fully]

i told my rooommate I would pay his rent if he butt chugged some Franzia. he denied it, but then again i like to party.

I will butt chug up to half a box of Franzia (only white zinf) at Port Chester if you pay a month's mortgage.

A-it's not like you are going to taste it do what does it matter which kind?
B- I'm looking forward to the news cycle of mymorningjacket jacket fans embrace butt chugging in Port Chester that will be sure to arise after Whippy and you get taken to the emergency room. Then there will be the denials of homosexuality on the media, followed by the shuttering of this forum, culminating in a press conference where we all look serious and deny that we've ever heard of butt chugging in hopes that the forum will regain it's charter. All while Patrick, Carl, Bo, and Jim shake their heads in disapproval although Tom will be doubled over with laughter in the background screaming "butt chuggers!" as he points at you.


Ok, on second thought, count me in. I prefer Pinot Grigiot if Franzia comes in that flavor. Also, it might be a good idea to wear some depends.or other adult diaper brand. I know you are wondering which would be best on this situation so I texted one of the UT butt chuggers and he replied, "It Depends."

Also, would any of you be interested in wearing a Port Chester Butt Chugger Competition tshirt while in Port Chester?

[Fully]

Never forget!
http://youtu.be/keTbsSfMOdI

[Bigsky]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

[SaraBananaBear]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

Yeah, that's what he told me he was working on. Either that or the words Run Thru in some kind of a ban sign design. I don't know, it's what he told me.

[Fully]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

Yeah, that's what he told me he was working on. Either that or the words Run Thru in some kind of a ban sign design. I don't know, it's what he told me.

I like your think on that Sara.

[SaraBananaBear]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

Yeah, that's what he told me he was working on. Either that or the words Run Thru in some kind of a ban sign design. I don't know, it's what he told me.

I like your think on that Sara.

Thanks Fully, but I can't take any credit for that, it's all AMC. He has such a creative mind that guy, it's amazing!

[MrWhippy]

When people do this...do they share bottles?

That sounds very unsanitary.

This is the time for us to figure out how much of a community we really are. 

[Bigsky]

When people do this...do they share bottles?

That sounds very unsanitary.

This is the time for us to figure out how much of a community we really are.

...sharing is caring.

[AMightyCaporal]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

Yeah, that's what he told me he was working on. Either that or the words Run Thru in some kind of a ban sign design. I don't know, it's what he told me.

I like your think on that Sara.

Thanks Fully, but I can't take any credit for that, it's all AMC. He has such a creative mind that guy, it's amazing!

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

[MrWhippy]

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

Have you thought about a slogan for the MMJ butt (chug) plug?  I guess the obvious choice would be "There'll be a knock at your back door," but there could be other good ones too.  Maybe "Just don't make it last any longer than it has to" could be a contender.

[AMightyCaporal]

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

Have you thought about a slogan for the MMJ butt (chug) plug?  I guess the obvious choice would be "There'll be a knock at your back door," but there could be other good ones too.  Maybe "Just don't make it last any longer than it has to" could be a contender.

hahahah "There'll be a knock at your back door" is hilarious!

[SaraBananaBear]

In our quest for the optimum butt chugging position, it dawned on me that one thing we must consider is the best position for butt chugging while not missing any of the show.

To that end, may I suggest that we add Chair Pose into the mix.

I like where you're going with this! Very advanced butt chugging theory. However, this position make me think you'll need some sort of propellent to combat the effects of gravity. Just something to keep in mind.

I think AMightyCaporal is designing MMJ butt-chugging-plugs...maybe with the flying owl on them...;)

Yeah, that's what he told me he was working on. Either that or the words Run Thru in some kind of a ban sign design. I don't know, it's what he told me.

I like your think on that Sara.

Thanks Fully, but I can't take any credit for that, it's all AMC. He has such a creative mind that guy, it's amazing!

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

I thought I was the PR person?

[Fully]

So far Franzia and Imodium seem like good sponsors to contact. Are we going to turn this into a competition or will our butt chugging just be more of a communal group bonding experience?

[SaraBananaBear]

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

Have you thought about a slogan for the MMJ butt (chug) plug?  I guess the obvious choice would be "There'll be a knock at your back door," but there could be other good ones too.  Maybe "Just don't make it last any longer than it has to" could be a contender.

Maybe make it in some kind of metal material? Black metal perhaps? And we can all hold on to black metal. 

[Fully]

God dammit, Sara!  Am I going to have to hire a PR person to keep an eye out for these types of SLANDEROUS allegations?

(that was just for show - but all butt chug plugs are on hold until I can find a printer that does custom butt chug plug printing... sorry to disappoint

Have you thought about a slogan for the MMJ butt (chug) plug?  I guess the obvious choice would be "There'll be a knock at your back door," but there could be other good ones too.  Maybe "Just don't make it last any longer than it has to" could be a contender.

Maybe make it in some kind of metal material? Black metal perhaps? And we can all hold on to black metal. 

Gives new meaning to the term HOT BM :happy: