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[sweatboard]

Animal is from the muppets.  Lets not stray from which puppet show we were talking about.

[sweatboard]

Count all of these characters!  AH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHH!

What do you call those things with round noses and horns on their uh.......horns?

[MMJ_fanatic]

tooters!  jim henson was ahead of the curve--he came out with these muppets way before they started serving shots in test tubes at bars

[katkillad]

I eat muppets...did anyone ever watch "the state"?  

[sweatboard]

Those puppets are called "Tooters"?

[MMJ_fanatic]

(pulls tongue out of cheek) awww I dunno, I wuz jus bein' a smartass ;)

[wordawg]

I eat muppets...

WTF?
Is this a hobby?
You're a sick puppy.

[lfish]

Don't you notice, when once a thread is started, no one sticks to the subject...  ;)

[katkillad]

WTF?
Is this a hobby?
You're a sick puppy.

Here's what you do...you open your window and yell outside something along the lines of "Gee, I wish I knew what letter came after H" or, "I really wish someone would teach me how to tie my shoes."  Within seconds a muppet will show up and you club him in the head.  I would stay away from the brighter colored ones...their meat is too tough.  

[MMJ_fanatic]

I thought you were a kat killa...

[katkillad]

I thought you were a kat killa...

Have you ever seen that show on comedy central called reno 911?  Well a long time ago when mtv was still semi-decent the same people had a show called "the state".  It was a saturday night live type show, but required a much stranger sense of humor.

So anyways, they do a skit similar to what i said above.  I found it very hilarious.  "Katkillad" comes from me misinterpreting lyrics of a certain song when I was in high school.  I've never actually killed a cat...BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WONT!!!!!

[MMJ_fanatic]

ahhh it is all crystal clear now grasshopper

[Bermuda Highway Patrol]

Oh, I love the State!!!  That show is great! ;D BTW I'm the ass that draws people in, as I have mastered reverse farting!

[EC]

Oh my god.  My brother can do that, or, at least, he used to be able to.  Haven't asked him a while.  But even further, he can BREATHE through his ass.  Full inhaling and exhaling action.

Ahem.

I'm not a member of the band.  (Is that still the right topic?)

I'm also not a muppet, although I've been called one before.  I think Big Bird is a boy, but that's only because of his(her) voice.  My favourite muppet is the little worm, and I'm not even sure if that was a muppet.  Or were we talking about Sesame Street Characters?  eff-it.  I think the worm was called "inchy".  

[marktwain]

Slimey!  the worm was slimey.

[Oz]

Ah, Ifish, I pity you: you opened this topic to finally get some real answers, and it turns out into...yeah, what the hell are you guys talking about anyway?  ???

[TheMollusk]

i hate to bust your bubble, but im nothing more than a 28 yr old factory worker from about 20 mins. from Toronto,Canada. im generally a repulsive person except for the fact that i am extremely good looking. the mollusk is the name of an album by Ween.

[EC]

Ah, Ifish, I pity you: you opened this topic to finally get some real answers, and it turns out into

Sorry O.  Hope I didn't gross you out.  It IS kind of funny.  Or was...

Mollusk, gotcha.  

[lfish]

Yeah O, I also can't follow this threat anymore.

But I didn't really expect real and honest answers in the first place.  What's the use for a nick name then?

[Oz]

The truth is out there...