MMJ does Nintendo Ice Hockey!

[40206]

The new insert on the front page is "tits"--no offense to the ladies.  That is one high scoring game for the Nintendo classic.  

[40206]

Why are they only playing with the "fat players."  I always thought you needed at least one skinny player on your team.  But then again, I never was able to score 43 goals.  

[marktwain]

That's far out.  I used to play that game.  I was always the USSR.

what does "tits" mean?  I'm guessing it's a good thing.

[vielfras]

The fat guys were unstoppable in that game they would just plow through everyone else.  I loved it when they would fight and everyone would go to the middle of the rink and throw down.

Those were the days...

[EC]

Please explain this entire thread for a girl who doesn't play Nintendo.

Even the parts that you think are self-evident.  Because I promise, I don't understand them.  :)

[marktwain]

This picture:


is a still from an old Nintendo ice hockey game.  Players could pick which country they wanted to be.  THe characters had 2 basic body types:  fat, brawny dudes and skinny, fast dudes.  I always used to play as the USSR - because they had more fat, brawny dudes.  (And because they were commies.)  You could also make the characters fight.

I had forgotten all about playing nintendo ice hockey.  Thanks for jarring my memory!

Oh, and 40223: since when?  you have the worst reflexes of all time! ;)

[EC]

Word.  Thank you Tundra.

[marktwain]

Word.  

Now I'm really jonesing for a nintendo.  I can't play modern video games - they're too fancy.  But if I had a nintendo I would definitely quit my job and drop out of school to dedicate my life to video hockey.

[EC]

Word.  

Now I'm really jonesing for a nintendo.  I can't play modern video games - they're too fancy.  But if I had a nintendo I would definitely quit my job and drop out of school to dedicate my life to video hockey.

You could teach Abe early, and he could become the world champion.   :)

[MMJ_fanatic]

I still can't figure out how MMJ got to center ice ???

[marktwain]

I wish MMJ was a team you could choose for Nintendo Ice hockey.  

[EC]

I wish MMJ was a team you could choose for Nintendo Ice hockey. Ê

That's the greatest thing I've heard all day.  And somebody was describing something like this:  "I use my hand to make you laugh."  (They meant tickle.)  But I think you win.  Or else they're tied.  :)

[marktwain]

"I use my hand to make you laugh."  (They meant tickle.)

That's awesome!  We've got too many words in English.  I'd like to describe more actions in roundabout ways like that.

[MMJ_fanatic]

 We've got too many words in English.  

Without a doubt!  At minimum, too much slang

[marktwain]

Without a doubt!  At minimum, too much slang

word

[EC]

word

HA!!!!  ;D

[tomEisenbraun]

wait, so how the hell did they wind up in center ice. and whats the relevance of "tits" being in there? am I missing something?

[EC]

If something is "tits" it means its good.  I found this out recently.

I have no idea what anyone's talking about for centre ice.  I think Riny's just really, really sexcellent with photoshop.

[chunt]

My family says "tits" all the time.
Ex: "Oh man, that steak was 'tits' man"
and we also will spell it out from time to time like this:
"aw that dinner was awesome....one word: T-I-T-S"

It means awesome, super good, can't get any better.


...well, only the males in my family say it, it wouldn't sound right if a lady said it.

[SunflowerZen124]

Man...that's strange...not in a bad way, but strange that I've never heard tits used like that.