Louisville Turkeys

[ycartrob]

I am guessing MMJ will release 100 turkeys during their encore of I Think I'm Going to Hell

or

the entire band dressed as pilgrims?

[primushead]

Maybe there will be a huge feast right before the show, consisting of roasted quick reply boxes and gravy and a side dish of cloves.  Then, there will be a simutaneous audience/band puke storm about 10 minutes into the set.  People will be grossed out.  Tommy will cut his hair due to rapid vomit saturation.  And thanksgiving will, thus, come to a close.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

perhaps the Gorton's Fisherman will make a guest appearance....

[primushead]

perhaps the Gorton's Fisherman will make a guest appearance....

I always wondered about that...who is the Gorton's fisherman?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I always wondered about that...who is the Gorton's fisherman?

MUWAHHAHAHA!  Soon, you shall see....

[EC]

For some reason I thought this thread was gonna be about Louisville starting a 2nd baseball team, called the Turkeys.

Boy was I wrong.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

For some reason I thought this thread was gonna be about Louisville starting a 2nd baseball team, called the Turkeys.

Boy was I wrong.

there is a team called the Turkeys.  We meet once a month in my basement.  Bourbon is mandatory.  Too bad it's all in my head though... ;)

[EC]

there is a team called the Turkeys.  We meet once a month in my basement.  Bourbon is mandatory.  Too bad it's all in my head though... ;)

hahahahahahalahaaaaa.

holy crap.  That "l" is a typo, but I'm leaving it in there.

The Conaway Turkeys.  Brilliant.  

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

hahahahahahalahaaaaa.

holy crap.  That "l" is a typo, but I'm leaving it in there.

The Conaway Turkeys.  Brilliant.  

If only dad were around to see that, he'd be cracking up right now!

[primushead]

MUWAHHAHAHA!  Soon, you shall see....

Ok, so...I wanna see.  Make it happen.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

alrighty then...we'll ring up the GF for a celebrity appearance...maybe they'll sponsor the tour?  ;)

[EC]

alrighty then...we'll ring up the GF for a celebrity appearance...maybe they'll sponsor the tour?  ;)

Maybe you could get Jim to throw fish sticks instead of peeps?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Maybe you could get Jim to throw fish sticks instead of peeps?

Cooked, or uncooked?  And if cooked, like hot from the oven?  How about shrimp?  Or people with seafood allergies?  How about Kenny Rodgers dressed up like the Gorton's Fisherman?  How about a Kenny Rodgers Roasted Chicken?  How about queueing up "The Gambler"?  ;D

[primushead]

Look, John...You've gotta know when to hold 'em.  Know when to fold 'em...and frankly, you need to fold the blasphamos spelling of Kenny Rogers as "Rodgers" (although I probably just butchered blasphamos).  Just take it into account.  As a huge fan of kenny's music, I take great offense to the letter 'd' in his name, when all of us true fans know that he needs an "a+".  I've said what I wanted to say.
 ;D

[EC]

I would like to go on the record as having said that I believe the two posts that preceed this one might be the two best on this board ever.

Thank you.  Over and out.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

damn it, I knew I spelled it wrong...

But, beings I'm the Coward of the County, I gotta tell Lucille about those Islands in the Stream...

[primushead]

I would like to go on the record as having said that I believe the two posts that preceed this one might be the two best on this board ever.

Thank you.  Over and out.

Well thank you.  Thank you very much.  I would also like to go on the record as having said that mine is wayyyyyy better than conaway's.  You hear that conaway?  Or should I say, conaDARSH!  (south park reference, if needed) :)

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Well thank you.  Thank you very much.  I would also like to go on the record as having said that mine is wayyyyyy better than conaway's.  You hear that conaway?  Or should I say, conaDARSH!  (south park reference, if needed) :)

LOL, totally hilarious...

[primushead]

LOL, totally hilarious...

So did you get the south park reference?  that's what i'm concerned about the most.

[tdan]

I don't think he got it.  He french-fried when he should have pizza'd.