What are the chances...

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http://sports.espn.go.com/travel/news/story?id=2415737&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab6pos1

"What 4:20 p.m. is to stoners, 6:00 a.m. is to Louisvillians during Derby Week. 6:00 a.m. is closing time for bars. So, for that one week, the bars don't really even close. It's a free-for-all. All the good bands, or at least as good as bands are today, show up that week as well. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if My Morning Jacket decided to rent out an 18-wheeler, knock out a side and just drive around the 'Ville rocking the unsober masses this year."

What are the chances MMJ would play a secret Derby Day/Eve show in Louisville?