Do I have a problem?

Started by cantrell-r, Dec 21, 2006, 12:51 PM

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cantrell-r

Dec 21, 2006, 12:51 PM
Does it say something about me that my two favorite bands have names that could be linked to masturbating?  My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam...

I knew there was a reason I liked them so much.

peanut butter puddin surprise

#1
Dec 21, 2006, 12:54 PM
QuoteDoes it say something about me that my two favorite bands have names that could be linked to masturbating?  My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam...

I knew there was a reason I liked them so much.

What's wrong with masturbating?  :)
Runnin' from somethin' that isn't there

BH

#2
Dec 21, 2006, 03:16 PM
I see a man who knows what he likes.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

tomEisenbraun

#3
Dec 22, 2006, 09:42 AM
i understand the "jacket" reference, but anyone wanna explain Pearl Jam?
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.

Angry Ewok

#4
Dec 22, 2006, 09:49 AM
I don't get how My Morning Jacket sounds masturbatory.

Pearl Jam? Yeah. I get that, though.


--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

BH

#5
Dec 22, 2006, 09:53 AM
As men, I think if we try hard enough, we can make anything sound sexual.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Angry Ewok

#6
Dec 22, 2006, 10:14 AM
Where them ladies at?


--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

TEO

#7
Dec 22, 2006, 04:02 PM
goin' solo.......
"You are only as young as the last time you changed your mind" T. Leary

cantrell-r

#8
Dec 22, 2006, 09:52 PM
Just to clarify...semen is sort of Pearly, and it sort of jelly-like or Jam-like.  That idea is actually proposed in the book 5 against 1, a biography of the band by Kim Neely.  

Angry Ewok

#9
Dec 22, 2006, 11:11 PM
I'm sure Tom was unaware of both the color and texture of semen. Great of you to educate him (and all of us).

--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

cantrell-r

#10
Dec 22, 2006, 11:13 PM
Glad I could help!

mmj37

#11
Dec 24, 2006, 03:01 AM
QuoteI'm sure Tom was unaware of both the color and texture of semen. Great of you to educate him (and all of us).


Hahaha. The best forum ever. ;D

ycartrob

#12
Dec 27, 2006, 06:50 PM
hhmmmmm

my semen is bright green and has the consistency of a nail

tomEisenbraun

#13
Dec 27, 2006, 07:33 PM
QuoteJust to clarify...semen is sort of Pearly, and it sort of jelly-like or Jam-like.

That's what that stuff is!
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.

sweatboard

#14
Dec 27, 2006, 08:20 PM
It's perfectly normal Tom.  Unless it tastes like sardines........report back.
There's Still Time.........

tomEisenbraun

#15
Dec 27, 2006, 09:02 PM
Saltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.

primushead

#16
Dec 28, 2006, 12:26 PM
QuoteI don't get how My Morning Jacket sounds masturbatory.




Maybe if I spell it like this, it'll help.

My Morning Jack-it.

Eh?

megisnotreal

#17
Dec 28, 2006, 02:24 PM
QuoteWhere them ladies at?

hi, boys.

;)

A_delle

#18
Jan 04, 2007, 12:15 AM
You guys are f'in KILLIN me! I LOVE it.

How 'bout we merge 'em and call 'em the Jack-it Jam?
"the Jam you _DON'T_ want on yer jacket..." ;D

eh?
c'mon! You love it... :-?
-i got a fever,
and the only prescription
is more cowbell!

ManNamedTruth

#19
Jan 04, 2007, 12:46 AM
QuoteSaltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
How do you know what it tastes like?
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!
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