best graffiti youve seen

[ratsprayer]

ok im talking about bathroom wall quotes and things like that.  i almost put this in the original poetry, but i couldnt rightfully take credit for it myself.  

my favourite is:

in days of old when knights were bold,
and condoms were invented,
guys would wrap socks around their cocks,
and babies were prevented.

its been probably 10 years since ive seen that, and fuck yes its immature, but i still think its hilarious.   ;D

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

that my friend is from a lil ditty called "scum" that goes a bit like this....(totally non-PC)

in days of old, when nights were bold
when women weren't particular
we'd line them up upon the the wall
and f*ck them perpendicular

in days of old when nights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
we'd leave a load beside the road
and walk away contented...

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

but the best graffiti I've seen was in a roadside shelter in Arizona, outside of Phoenix....

Pot is a plant that grows in the ground
if God didn't want it, it wouldn't be around
so all you motherfuckers who don't get high
just shut the fuck up and give it a try

[ratsprayer]

ok actually this is tom waits' favourite one, but i like it

god is love,
love is blind;
therefore ray charles must be god!

[hurter]

the old classic
 
here i sit broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
yesterday i took a chance
tried to fart but shit my pants

[primushead]

the old classic

here i sit broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
yesterday i took a chance
tried to fart but shit my pants

Damn!  I was just about to say that. :)

[primushead]

There is also the much less popular 'one stanza' graffiti, such as:

Cock

Your Mom has a hairy vag (just saw that one the other day)

and Fuck Bush! (which i've seen alot in the past few years)

Just to name a few...

[EC]

ahahahaha.

Cock.

hahaha.  That reminds me of when I went to visit my Mom at her school, (grades 1-6), and "shit" was written on the wall.  Just shit.

It was really little, too.  :)

[TheLink]

i like
"nobody died when Clinton lied!"
so true. ;)

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

ever seen black sabbath's "the mob rules" album cover?  i saw a pretty sick imitation of that on an underpass in PA one time...

that and "max voltage up the ass" are also favs...

[primushead]

Speaking of underpass graffiti, i saw a beautiful depiction of Guns n Roses 'Appetite for Destruction's album cover.  It was to the tooth, very detailed...and it rocked!!!  





Cock.

[EC]

Why the hell is that making me laugh so hard?  Holy shit.  I'm such a loser for potty jokes.  ahahaha.

We have some interesting community project grafitti under a bridge.  It's called racism sux, and it's all painted black with all kinds of different smiley faces and little slogans like: "the colour of your skin doesn't matter, it's what's inside that counts".

heh.

Maybe I should go destroy it and write cock in huge letters.

That's evil.  I'm seriously going to be in trouble if there is a God.

[primushead]

Lol...but even God would laugh at the simple humor that the word 'cock' provides.

[ratsprayer]

last year on the way to lebowski fest, we stopped at one of the out of the way kentucky gas stations.  my buddy went in to the bathroom, and on the chalkboard was written "Lebowski 6:19", so he wrote "fuck yeah" underneath it.  only now do i see he should have just put Cock

 ::)

[primushead]

Hahah, one of life's disappointments...realizing that you should've written 'cock' on a bathroom wall.

[EC]

Oh my god!!!  HAHAHA!

That's it.  I'm going out and writing cock on something.  I can't take it.  I shall arm meself with a sharpie and get to work writing cock ALL over the city of Toronto.  That should be a big hit with the press.  Keep on the lookout for photos of stars with cock written on the walls behind them.  

(Maybe I'll even just write cock all over the stars.  Maybe Madonna will let me sign her cast, and I'll write cock.)

[primushead]

Ok, either we've hit a new high, or sunk to a new low...2 pages have been made about bathroom graffiti and the word "cock".  I'll call it a new high. :)

[ratsprayer]

well you can obviously blame me for starting this thread.  i feel better that its taken off so swimmingly though!   8)

if you dont like this thread, blame this     Cock

it never stops, does it?   :-*

[primushead]

No it doesn't.  Oh, btw, has anyone seen the new burger king commercial about chicken fries?  and it has a band playing and singing about how awesome the chicken fries are?  And finally, has anyone noticed at the end of the commercial at the bottom of the screen where it says www.coqroq.com?  I noticed and went to the site...it's a real band...a real band who sold out to BK to do a song about chicken fries.  

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Oh my god!!!  HAHAHA!

That's it.  I'm going out and writing cock on something.  I can't take it.  I shall arm meself with a sharpie and get to work writing cock ALL over the city of Toronto.  That should be a big hit with the press.  Keep on the lookout for photos of stars with cock written on the walls behind them.  

(Maybe I'll even just write cock all over the stars.  Maybe Madonna will let me sign her cast, and I'll write cock.)

Mr. Freud would have a lot to say about that kind of behavior... ;)