How do you kickstart your day?

[McGuire]

At like 6AM?
I always feel like i'm real fuckin high.
Tried coffee, didn't help much.

[wordawg]

Tea and smokes, works every time for me.
Thats why I look like shit at 6.05

wordawg

[dragonboy]

Heroin!
Just kidding, I haven't done heroin at 6.00am for years.
These days just a couple of beers does the trick.  ;)

[Drunkre]

I'm a teacher with the Birmingham City Schools.  By 6:30, I'm sitting in my classroom...posting to the MMJ website it would appear; and getting ready for the day (*coffffeeeee, lots of coffee.  There's this awesome place in Homewood called Red Rain.  They're a hippy shop, and they sell Free Trade Coffee.  Good stuff; makes you feel pretty good about yrslf as well).  By 7:30 my classroom is full of 12-13 year olds; there is no better wake up call.

[marktwain]

Chock-Full-O-Nuts Coffee.  "The best I can afford."  
Gotta have 2 cups before I get the boy out of his crib, or the day's shot.

[EC]

I used to be able to wake up on my own until Ms. Jen introduced me to the coffee ritual.  Now I am completely retarded until I have coffee.  I need a good amount of time awake and in my house before I can leave.  I'm not one of those get up and go out people.  I have to sit and take my time.

Luxurious.  It's only because I can.

[primushead]

I prefer Orange Juice over coffee.  I feel more alert and better when I hit up the O.J.

By the way, Tundra, that avatar quote is still cracking me up :)

[realdeal]

nothing like a good bone in the morning.

[EC]

nothing like a good bone in the morning.

That just made me snort my coffee through my nose! Ouch.

[primushead]

Wait....are you talking about a bone (as in give a dog a bone)?  Or bone as in sex? ???

[SMc55]

That reminds me of an old joke (it's a bit rude).

Q What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?

A The Financial Times crossword

(The FT is a pink newspaper)

[realdeal]

Wait....are you talking about a bone (as in give a dog a bone)?  Or bone as in sex? ???

sex

[primushead]

Gotcha

[BIGVICLBI]

porkroll egg and cheese on everything bagel washed down with a rockstar. breakfast of champions(or at least landscapers.)

[ratsprayer]

porkroll egg and cheese on everything bagel washed down with a rockstar. breakfast of champions(or at least landscapers.)

i always thought youre supposed to have gravy fries with porkroll egg and cheese?   8)

[TheLink]

i thought a bone was a joint.  like a marijuana smoke.  guess nobody has called it that since like 1994.  anybody else shower in the morning?  always helps me wake a bit. ;)

[ratsprayer]

i thought a bone was a joint.  like a marijuana smoke.  guess nobody has called it that since like 1994.  anybody else shower in the morning?  always helps me wake a bit. ;)

interesting, ive never heard bone used as that before.  my uncle calls a joint a 'hooter' some times though.   [smiley=beatnik.gif]

[dragonboy]

nothing like a good bone in the morning.

I like your 'tell-it-like-it-is' brutally honest approach Realdeal.
No need to be shy!

[dragonboy]

That reminds me of an old joke (it's a bit rude).

Q What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?

A The Financial Times crossword

(The FT is a pink newspaper)

LOL!!!  ;D

[ratsprayer]

best kickstart ever!  ahhh, only to be a rockstar.   [smiley=rock.gif]   wait, that was an unintentional pun.   ;D