A warning to all you mothers and lovers

[Tooth]

If you are in the Chapel Hill/Durham area around 5:00pm this evening, you may witness a white blur that resembles a Subaru traveling at speeds in reckless excess of 100 mph.  That Subaru rocket will be piloted by a person with a gigantic molar for a head.  

The destination of this flying car will be the local record store to make a long-awaited purchase.

Momma, keep yo chirren off da streets tonight, cawse lawd up in heaven knows dat nuttin' is gonna stop dat Tooth from gittin' his fix.  Dat bastard's crraaaaaazy!  

IEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[wordawg]

Tooth - Durham?
Be more precise.

[Tooth]

I work on E. Main Street in downtown Durham, but I live in Chapel hizzy.

[primushead]

Where abouts in chapel hill? My sister lived in carrboro for a while.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

what, no rototiller?!  ;)