You make'em, I'll try' em.
At Dawn- 1.5 oz. dry vodka, .5 oz elderflower liquer, 2 oz. grapefruit juice, 2oz. fruity sparkling wine
I Think I'm Going to Hell - 1oz grain, 1oz 151, .5 oz pickled jalapeno juice,garnish with thinly sliced fresh jalapeno
Holdin' On to Black Metal-
3 oz. Patron
2 oz. apple juice
1 oz. puree Capn' Crunch
lightly coat rim with crushed glass
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Nov 27, 2012, 02:29 PM
Holdin' On to Black Metal-
3 oz. Patron
2 oz. apple juice
1 oz. puree Capn' Crunch
lightly coat rim with crushed glass
Ohh nice! The apple juice is brilliant though I fear the Cap n Crunch and crushed glass may be slightly, texturally redundant.
Nice!
The Xmas Curtain:
3 oz. egg nog
1.5 oz. vanilla-flavored vodka
0.5 oz. Creme de Menthe
Serve on the rocks, stirred.
Steam Engine:
1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball
room temperature
Quote from: Jon T. on Nov 27, 2012, 03:05 PM
Steam Engine:
1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball
room temperature
and why won't you be at Port Chester?
Bermuda Highway
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2 oz Grey Goose Cherry Noir
1 oz fresh lime juice
2 oz ginger beer
simple syrup, to taste (go light)
muddled cherries
angostura bitters
Love this thread. Gonna put on my thinking umm i mean drinking cap and see what i can come up with.
Cheers!
"outta my system"
shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/S5kMZvbZLLI/AAAAAAAAL6o/CuRAPSA-WB0/s400/colonblow_2.png)
Touch Me, I'm Going To Scream, Pt 1
1/2 pint Absinthe
2 shots of tequila
1/2 cup of orange juice
Serves 1
Easy Morning Rebel
Bourbon *
Ginger Beer *
dash of maple syrup (tsp - Tbs)
shaken
pour over ice
garnish with lime
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
* quantities depend on your sippin' style
Quote from: Fully on Nov 27, 2012, 03:36 PM
Touch Me, I'm Going To Scream, Pt 1
1/2 pint Absinthe
2 shots of tequila
1/2 cup of orange juice
Serves 1
Serves 1 :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: good gravy do I miss you Beth !!
The 'Lowdown' Screwdriver
1/2 Pint Popov Vodka
20 oz. Orange Gatorade (cold, preferably direct from 7-11 fridge)
Open and quickly drink the 1/3 of Gatorade, pour entire contents of half-pint Popov into newly available Gatorade space, close lid and shake. Enjoy. Repeat as necessary throughout the day, alternating flavors to suit time. Orange is best before 10am. :thumbsup:
Death is the Easy Way
3oz grain
bottle crushed pharmaceuticals
Pint of Bells Hopslam
Drink Irish Car Bomb style - the bitterness should help with the taste of the grain....
Have a slightly different version for Death is My Sleezy Pay but its too inappropriate.
Touch Me, Pt 2
1 shot of tequila
Fresh undies and toothbrush
(this should only be consumed after consuming all of the TMIGTS, Pt1. Undies and toothbrush should NOT be consumed)
Quote from: Fully on Nov 27, 2012, 05:26 PM
Touch Me, Pt 2
1 shot of tequila
Fresh undies and toothbrush
(this should only be consumed after consuming all of the TMIGTS, Pt1. Undies and toothbrush should NOT be consumed)
I was waiting for the punchline, well done. :thumbsup:
Brooke, Imma try that, looks good! Shit, now I need to find some ginger beer...
The Librarian
4 oz unleaded gasoline (91 octane or better)
dash of lime
Quote from: StaggerLee on Nov 27, 2012, 03:32 PM
"outta my system"
shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/S5kMZvbZLLI/AAAAAAAAL6o/CuRAPSA-WB0/s400/colonblow_2.png)
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: This is brilliant!
Lowdown
3 oz Ripple wine
3 oz Mad Dog 20/20 (flavor of your choice)
1/2 pint of Old English "800"
2 oz puddle water
Must be consumed while wrapped in newspaper & lying over an active street level steam grate
Quote from: StaggerLee on Nov 27, 2012, 03:32 PM
"outta my system"
shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/S5kMZvbZLLI/AAAAAAAAL6o/CuRAPSA-WB0/s400/colonblow_2.png)
Alternate name: "Run Thru"?
Quote from: peafunk31 on Nov 27, 2012, 05:42 PM
Lowdown
3 oz Ripple wine
3 oz Mad Dog 20/20 (flavor of your choice)
1/2 pint of Old English "800"
2 oz puddle water
Must be consumed while wrapped in newspaper & lying over an active street level steam grate
Oh good call. I forgot the Mad Dog in my 'Lowdown' Screwdriver. Substituting Orange Mad Dog instead of Orange Gatorade would certainly kick it up a notch. Given the amount of Mad Dog I've consumed, I am surprised that wasn't the first thing to come to mind.
I have nothing to add other than this thread is awesome.
And the "Outta My System" colon blow cocktail will have me laughing for days.
Any drink with MD20/20 in it should be named Run Thru.
Truly the greatest thread ever! You guys are fucking clever when it comes to drinking! :wink:
Nashville To Kentucky
1 oz Ole Smokey Moonshine
1 oz Makers Mark
Rocks
Drink until you are back in a world that you can live.
I think I'm drunk just reading the recipes.
Victory Dance
1 jug of white lightening
-- 3 glugs from the jug
1 cube of iced pomegranate juice shaped into a 2" diameter ball
3 drops of lavender emulsion
1/2tsp lemon juice
Star anise
Served in a highball glass
Into the Woods
8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap
repeat
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 28, 2012, 09:14 AM
Into the Woods
8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap
repeat
:thumbsup:
You Wanna Freak Out
8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 28, 2012, 09:14 AM
Into the Woods
8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap
repeat
Perfect recipe! :shocked:
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 27, 2012, 03:15 PM
Quote from: Jon T. on Nov 27, 2012, 03:05 PM
Steam Engine:
1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball
room temperature
and why won't you be at Port Chester?
Because all I have left is soft patch of skin where my balls used to be... :grin:
I would think I could at least spell Rumple Minze right with as much of it as I have consumed.
Quote from: Crispy on Nov 28, 2012, 09:20 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 28, 2012, 09:14 AM
Into the Woods
8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap
repeat
:thumbsup:
You Wanna Freak Out
8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best
Nice ones! :grin:
The Dark
8 oz Rouge Shakespeare Stout
2 oz dark roast coffee
2 oz Kahlua
Quote from: peafunk31 on Nov 28, 2012, 10:54 AM
The Dark
8 oz Rouge Shakespeare Stout
2 oz dark roast coffee
2 oz Kahlua
perfect show drink for me!
Brooke, Mahg33ta, and peafunk's sound good! Yours too Crispy.
It's Been a Great 3 or 4 Years
1 qt. Clorox
1 asshole
shake
Quote from: Fully on Nov 28, 2012, 02:25 AM
Victory Dance
1 jug of white lightening
-- 3 glugs from the jug
1 cube of iced pomegranate juice shaped into a 2" diameter ball
3 drops of lavender emulsion
1/2tsp lemon juice
Star anise
Served in a highball glass
so fancy! I want to come to your parties!!!
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 28, 2012, 11:15 AM
It's Been a Great 3 or 4 Years
1 qt. Clorox
1 asshole
shake
Ruckus, is this to be administered via Franzia box and anal tubing?
bluesky - If you are ever in Nashville, go to Patterson House. You might find a very similar drink there. :beer:
Quote from: Crispy on Nov 28, 2012, 09:20 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Nov 28, 2012, 09:14 AM
Into the Woods
8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap
repeat
:thumbsup:
You Wanna Freak Out
8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best
too many nights ended horribly with said caps and a shitty 12 pack
This thread has me so entertained. You guys are hilarious.
I Will Be There When You Die
- 2 ounces bourbon
- 1 ounce ruby port
- 1 ounce Windex
- 1 ounce Hemlock
- 2 dashes orange bitters