My Morning Cocktail

[Ruckus]

You make'em, I'll try' em.

At Dawn- 1.5 oz. dry vodka, .5 oz elderflower liquer, 2 oz. grapefruit juice, 2oz. fruity sparkling wine

I Think I'm Going to Hell - 1oz grain, 1oz 151, .5 oz pickled jalapeno juice,garnish with thinly sliced fresh jalapeno

[Tracy 2112]

Holdin' On to Black Metal-

3 oz. Patron
2 oz. apple juice
1 oz. puree Capn' Crunch
lightly coat rim with crushed glass

[Ruckus]

Holdin' On to Black Metal-

3 oz. Patron
2 oz. apple juice
1 oz. puree Capn' Crunch
lightly coat rim with crushed glass

Ohh nice!  The apple juice is brilliant though I fear the Cap n Crunch and crushed glass may be slightly, texturally redundant.

[Crispy]

Nice!

The Xmas Curtain:
3 oz. egg nog
1.5 oz. vanilla-flavored vodka
0.5 oz. Creme de Menthe

Serve on the rocks, stirred.

[Jon T.]

Steam Engine:

1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball

room temperature

[Ruckus]

Steam Engine:

1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball

room temperature

and why won't you be at Port Chester? 

[mahg33ta]

Bermuda Highway
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2 oz Grey Goose Cherry Noir
1 oz fresh lime juice
2 oz ginger beer
simple syrup, to taste (go light)
muddled cherries
angostura bitters

[StaggerLee]

Love this thread.  Gonna put on my thinking umm i mean drinking cap and see what i can come up with.

Cheers!

[StaggerLee]

"outta my system"

shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....

[Fully]

Touch Me, I'm Going To Scream, Pt 1

1/2 pint Absinthe
2 shots of tequila
1/2 cup of orange juice

Serves 1

[br00ke]

Easy Morning Rebel

Bourbon *
Ginger Beer *
dash of maple syrup (tsp - Tbs)
shaken
pour over ice
garnish with lime


* quantities depend on your sippin' style

[br00ke]

Touch Me, I'm Going To Scream, Pt 1

1/2 pint Absinthe
2 shots of tequila
1/2 cup of orange juice

Serves 1

Serves 1  good gravy do I miss you Beth !!

[exist10z]

The 'Lowdown' Screwdriver

1/2 Pint Popov Vodka
20 oz. Orange Gatorade (cold, preferably direct from 7-11 fridge)

Open and quickly drink the 1/3 of Gatorade, pour entire contents of half-pint Popov into newly available Gatorade space, close lid and shake.  Enjoy.  Repeat as necessary throughout the day, alternating flavors to suit time.  Orange is best before 10am. 

[e_wind]

Death is the Easy Way
3oz grain
bottle crushed pharmaceuticals
Pint of Bells Hopslam

Drink Irish Car Bomb style - the bitterness should help with the taste of the grain....


Have a slightly different version for Death is My Sleezy Pay but its too inappropriate.

[Fully]

Touch Me, Pt 2
1 shot of tequila
Fresh undies and toothbrush

(this should only be consumed after consuming all of the TMIGTS, Pt1. Undies and toothbrush should NOT be consumed)

[Crispy]

Touch Me, Pt 2
1 shot of tequila
Fresh undies and toothbrush

(this should only be consumed after consuming all of the TMIGTS, Pt1. Undies and toothbrush should NOT be consumed)

I was waiting for the punchline, well done. 

Brooke, Imma try that, looks good! Shit, now I need to find some ginger beer...

[pawpaw]

The Librarian

4 oz unleaded gasoline (91 octane or better)
dash of lime

[peafunk31]

"outta my system"

shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....

This is brilliant!

[peafunk31]

Lowdown

3 oz Ripple wine
3 oz Mad Dog 20/20 (flavor of your choice)
1/2 pint of Old English "800"
2 oz puddle water

Must be consumed while wrapped in newspaper & lying over an active street level steam grate

[Crispy]

"outta my system"

shot of wild turkey
shot of bottom shelf scotch
shot of hot jagermeister
one large helping of.....

Alternate name: "Run Thru"?