Classic quotes in forum history

[Tracy 3000]

Here's one I found hilarious...

"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"

Not sure if that's exactly how it went...could've been 700 miles.

I heard Steven Tyler say about Ronnie Spector:

I would drag my nuts over 50 miles of broken glass to hear her piss in a tin cup over a pay phone

[megalicious]

"it's more like a rhombus, but whatever."
;D

[pawpaw]

"That's a gold medal ass. You could bounce a gold medal off of that ass."

[bowl of soup]

"I usually drop my pants and go directly to member pics"

[sweatboard]

"I usually drop my pants and go directly to member pics"

oh yeah!!!!!!!, good one.    

[Taterbug]

One of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.

I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.

" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "

[AlwxanderD10]

One of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.

I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.

" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "

;D ;DThats great!

[The DARK]

One of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.

I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.

" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "

We gotta dig that one up. Some of the best comedy ever on this forum.

[EAZYE]

Haven't been on in awhile, thanks for reminding me why I came here  :)

[Ghosts_on_TV]

"it's more like a rhombus, but whatever."
;D

What's that one from? I vaguely remember being a part of that. Maybe not?

[Ghosts_on_TV]

One of my favorite threads was the Gold Bond appreciation thread.

I think is was Tom Eisenbraun or Angry Ewok, I would have to look it up.

" It felt like a thousand tiny fairies blowin on my balls "

Haha. Awesome.  ;D

[joey_rogo]

Was the rhombus one from the Wombat thread?? I seem to recall it has something to do with poo....

[mjkoehler]

"Urine my way." Thanks Tracy and Dave for resurrecting that nugget of joy.