Ham

[HorkoLad]

What kinds of ham do you like best?

I've always dug Tavern Ham, but...heh, there's alot of other options out there.

[waxy]

Tavern is the classic choice.  I also like Virginia Baked ham and sometimes I like a pepper cracked ham.  

[Half]

i enjoy a sweet pineapple glazed ham

[HorkoLad]

I bet a lot of people don't really know the whole process that goes into creating a fine ham, friends.

[sweatboard]

Wow, this is just like Red Mosquito, who's going to start the Hot Girls Thread?  I just bought a half pound of Tavern Ham and I only got three sandwiches out of it, does that sound right?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

there's this place in town called "Heavenly Baked Ham" that's a chain, I think.  Pretty expensive, but pretty fucking good as well.

There's also a place that makes spiral cut hams that I want to call Paul's, but I can't remember it right now.  I had one once at a party, it tasted like ham butter, it was so velvety soft.  Man, this is kind of a turn on.  Velvety, soft, buttery ham....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[primushead]

Fuck ham!  It's all about the canadian bacon...oh wait.

[EC]

I had some ham last week.  I don't know what kind it was, but it was a good kind.

[HorkoLad]

I had some ham last week.  I don't know what kind it was, but it was a good kind.

I'm really interested in what you have to say, on so many levels, new friend.

[EC]

I'm really interested in what you have to say, on so many levels, new friend.

Thanks, HorkoLad.  I'm also finding your posting poetry extremely liberating and exemplary.  I've very much enjoyed reading about everyone's ham experiences, and I look forward to the other subjects that you'll create in order to stir discussion.  Fine, fine work.

[HorkoLad]

Thanks, HorkoLad.  I'm also finding your posting poetry extremely liberating and exemplary.  I've very much enjoyed reading about everyone's ham experiences, and I look forward to the other subjects that you'll create in order to stir discussion.  Fine, fine work.

If a pint isn't in order, perhaps a big boy backrub...is?

[EC]

If a pint isn't in order, perhaps a big boy backrub...is?

Who says you can't have it all?

[HorkoLad]

Who says you can't have it all?

this is me, caulking my basement in between posts...

[Half]

sometimes, ham can be quite salty

[EC]

this is me, caulking my basement in between posts...

You must be very cold, having to wear a jacket like that.  You seem to look like you're having a good time, though.  I've heard that caulking can be a very soothing and relaxing experience.  I only hope it doesn't get you into trouble...

[whothrewthecake]

ok, i just read some article about the BTK killer online and then i scrolled down quickly and saw that picture here, and i thought it was the BTK killer and i got scared. creepy story, but i had to share.

[EC]

ok, i just read some article about the BTK killer online and then i scrolled down quickly and saw that picture here, and i thought it was the BTK killer and i got scared. creepy story, but i had to share.

[size=10]what's the btk killer?[/size]

[HorkoLad]

[size=10]what's the btk killer?[/size]

get with the program, EC.

[EC]

get with the program, EC.

Yeah, I just did.  And I wish I didn't.

[PapaJoeBear]

Not a Ham fan.
I do enjoy a nice Tofurkey roast from time to time.
MMMMMM Tofurkey