Now that God has joined our forum.....

[MMJ_fanatic]

Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)

[dragonboy]

Thanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?

Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back  :-/

[GOD]

Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)

Thank you my son.  

[GOD]

Thanks man, that really means a lot to me right now, Jim's hair will grow back fairly quickly...right?

Shit B, I don't know...I keep telling myself not to worry too much but can't help but remember that kid in 5th grade who shaved his pubes & they never grew back  :-/

Its O.K. to do a little manscaping.

[red]

God, I like this girl, does she like me back?

[MMJ_fanatic]

Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)

Thank you my son.  

P.S.--I love you

[sweatboard]

Dear God--check your home (it is spelled Heaven, not Heavan)

Thank you my son.  

God is so Awesome.  I'm basking in a warm glow.  8-)

[sweatboard]

Hey God, you need an avitar.  An avitar is a little picture below your "user" name like in your case "GOD", anyways you can insert an image there and then you'll be even more like us.

Oh yeah, what is your favorite song?

[dragonboy]

God, I like this girl, does she like me back?

God seems to have done a runner but he left this note for you:

"if it's this girl...



...then there's only a slight chance.
If it's any other girl then go for it...you da man!"

[dragonboy]

132 hits in 10mins...is that a forum record?!!
(shit, GOD sure is popular...)

[BUDDHA]

Thanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???

[dragonboy]

How do I become as popular as you GOD?

[red]

Well...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!

[dragonboy]

Well...there is her, but I'm thinking about another.  :-?

Lord, give me a sign!

[red]

Not good.  NOT GOOD!!!

[megisnotreal]

dear god,

why do you hate me?

love,
meg

ps: tell your hippie son jesus that he still owes me five bucks from that dime we split at bonnaroo last year.

[fitzcarraldo]

Good luck Red!  :)  

Yes this warm glow is needed today, Hey God I know it's a real real long shot but how's about clicking your finger and making my desk at work nice and neat.  Much love!  :D

[megisnotreal]

P.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.

[GOD]

Thanks for standing me up GOD, I thought we had a 9:30 tee time this morning???

Sorry Buddha I forgot.  How about same time tomorrow. I invited Mohammed to join us if its ok with you.

[GOD]

P.S.: Thanks for Bea Arthur, KitKat bars, cheese, and flip-flops.

Your welcome,  I'm sorry to inform you that Bea Arthur did not come from me.