Death Row Dinner

[Paulie_Walnuts]

It's your last night on Death Row. You can have one last meal before you are executed. You can have one starter, one main course, one dessert, and one drink to wash it all down with.

What's it going to be?

Dressed crab

English Roast dinner - chicken, potatoes, parsnips, carrots, cabbage, gravy (cooked by my mother-in-law)

Tarte Tatin with single cream

1 litre of Hoegaarden beer

[goose]

Arugula Salad with Balsamic Dressing

manicotti with handmade noodles (Stuffed with shrimp and crab)

Chocolate molten lava cake

Wash it down with a great italian red

[capt. scotty]

cajun grilled jumbo shrimp

chicken parmigiana with angel hair pasta in a pomodoro sauce

double fudge brownies

750 mL bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon

[mjkoehler]

Beef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert

[capt. scotty]

Beef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert

Ive never heard of your Canadian potatoes or the other ones....duck fat?  :-?

[mjkoehler]

Beef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert

Ive never heard of your Canadian potatoes or the other ones....duck fat?  :-?

Never heard of Yukon Gold's? So tasty. Yeah duck fat is almost a seperate food group along with pork/bacon fat. Seriously, potatoes in duck fat is DY-NO-MITE. There is a resturant not to far from my work that has frites made in duck fat. Talk about decadent.

[capt. scotty]

Oh...so youre just saying a certain type of potato, just mashed....gotcha...I thought it was like mashed potatoes with Molson and ham or something

[Penny Lane]

all you can eat buffet that way you'd never have to die as long as you're eating (didn't you see this on comedy central? they did a whole skit about it---i can't remember the name of that show)

[xmascriminal]

Mac and Cheese
BBQ Ribs
Pork Chops
Fried Chicken Livers (from The Praline Connection in New Orleans)
Mashed Potatoes w/ Blue Cheese
Virgil's Root Beer (Many cases)
Big pitcher of Toasted Almonds (Kahlua, Disaronno, cream and ice)
Cannolis (Ricotta, not whipped cream damn it)
Key Lime Pie

And a pardon, immediate release and apology.

[el_chode]

i don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.

[goose]

That site is hilarious man.  They even have Merch.

[chuckooo]

Do you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?

[mjkoehler]

Do you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?

or order up hash brownies.

[xmascriminal]

Do you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?

If they did, where do you think would they get it? Evidence room?

[aMillionDreams]

Country Fried Steak
Mashed Potatoes with the skins on
Country Green Beans
Cornbread (from the cast iron skillet)
Fresh Corn on the Cob
White Sausage Gravy all over the steak and potatoes
Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream

[searchinbig]

Hot Dog and a  [smiley=beer.gif]    ;D

I think I've eaten enough of those two to already put me on Death Row!

[pawpaw]

Carnitas, extra roasty, extra crackly
2 pastor tacos, topped with cilantro and diced onion
Refried beans topped with cheese and mexican style rice
Pico de Gallo and guacamole
Fresh corn tortillas
Fresh, sliced avacodo and tomato
Grilled green onions
Fresh watermelon and peaches

2 bottles of Bohemia
2 shots of Agave Dos Mil Reposado
Coffee, black

[TEO]

shrimp cocktail
chopped salad
beef steak/venison chops
corn on cob
cantaloupe
vanilla ice cream on top of warm brownie
IPA's

[LEATHER KID]

i don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.

How about that guy down the page that ordered Kraft Mac and Chee and beef flavored Rice a Roni .   What the hell was he thinkin'?  I'm guessing he should have plead insanity at the trial.

[el_chode]

i don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.

How about that guy down the page that ordered Kraft Mac and Chee and beef flavored Rice a Roni .   What the hell was he thinkin'?  I'm guessing he should have plead insanity at the trial.

My favorite is the gay dude who stabbed his lover in the throat with a screwdriver and ordered the most meticulous meal ever, something like filet mignon wrapped in bacon with scallions and braised shrimp and all the fixins, all cooked medium rare