Gold Bond Fan Club

[Angry Ewok]

Gold Bond Body Powder...



...how incredible is this stuff!

[tomEisenbraun]

I feel like I should be raising an eyebrow...?

[ycartrob]

I like it for my feets, it makes them tingle.

but for my whole body...  I dunno  :-/

[tomEisenbraun]

I've heard that the Bond + the underoos feels like "A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"? Can I even say that on this board anymore? Haven't tried it, but I hear good things...

[ycartrob]

hey it's Tom! that guy who was with me when we sacrificed all those goats, drank their blood, and listened to Led Zeppelin IV backwards.

How's your walk with satan?

[tomEisenbraun]

Oh it was okay. He was sort of boring though. We only ripped out like 13 virgins' hearts. I was thinking the powers of evil worked more in powers of thirteen. I was hoping for at least a hundred or so more than that.

Plus he looked like a carrot in his suit. Seriously. More orange than red, oddly enough.

But shit dude, Plant had to have been tripping on soooooo many shrooms when they were recording IV, because those backtracked Satan messages are ridiculous!

Dark Lord's blessings!

[The DARK]

Yeah, I'd be disappointed with thirteen also. 13 to the power of 13 is 302875106592253.  :D

I love internet calculator. ;)

[tomEisenbraun]

Now THAT's the kind of numbers I was hoping for!

[capt. scotty]

I go for Ammens bc its cheaper, but whatever keeps my boys fresh and dry works for me

Keep it medicated

[The DARK]

Did the Dark Lord give you any good advice? I'm curious about his opinions on politics.

[tomEisenbraun]

He was a little bummed because he'd put his chips in on Hillary...

:-/


Also, something about, "He who smelt it, dealt it"...?

[The DARK]

Really...who was he betting with? Jesus? Buddha?

[tomEisenbraun]

Well he was up against Odin and Zeus. Jesus dropped by afterward, since he doesn't gamble. Somebody brought up Benny Hill and the whole room was in tears laughing for about thirty minutes. Frickin' weird crowd, man.

[The DARK]

Strange. Very strange. I wouldn't think that Buddha would be one for that kind of humor, he seems the more enlightened type.

I'm guessing that Odin is for McCain and Zeus is for Obama. Zeus is relatively young in deity years, so it would be a perfect fit. I can totally picture Obama striking down Iran with lightning.  ;D

[Penny Lane]

i love this stuff, too (what? girls sweat!)  the foot powder is great for runners, too ;-)

[joey_rogo]

After a long hard day, there is nothing better than grabbing a cold one, applying some GB to the nut region, and watching some Charles Bronson.

[mjkoehler]

Penny's right. This stuff kicks ass on runners feet.

[Penny Lane]

guys do NOT put the foot powder anywhere else if you know what i mean...i once made a guy cry, i told him the foot powder could probably go anywhere--(blue bottle) there is a distinct difference--that is the only time i ever saw my ex boyfriend cry and run for the shower 3 times in a row.

[mjkoehler]

 ;D

[corey]

The Blue bottle don't play around. I made that mistake once.