Gold Bond Fan Club

[ycartrob]

so far, this thread has given my the joy of:

A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls

After a long hard day, there is nothing better than grabbing a cold one, applying some GB to the nut region, and watching some Charles Bronson.

guys do NOT put the foot powder anywhere else if you know what i mean

My wife has the dubious honor of walking in on me in the bathroom applying it to my lower region and made a comment that it looked like I was making fritters

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping

it created a pubic hair tornado that just about made me gag.

What's the difference between the blue vs. yellow?  

I don't think it's recommended for people of the opposite sex to use it on their kibbles & bits for fear of a yeast infection.

You'll be glad you had this stuff in the cabinet if you ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw, this stuff really helps you sleep at night.

Good work, I think we're getting back to what we were all called here to do in the first place. Nice work Brad. (and I swear to God I am buying the yellow bottle next time I go shopping)

[BH]

I think we're getting back to what we were all called here to do in the first place.

;D

[ManNamedTruth]

I don't know what I'd do without Gold Bond. I have dry skin, so I use the lotion (white bottle).

[vespachick]

Can somebody please tell me what section of the drug store they hide the Gold Bond?  I wandered all up and down the aisles yesterday and couldn't find any.  Though I was on valium at the time (I HAD TO GET MY WISDOM TOOTH PULLED!)... :-/

[Penny Lane]

it was in aisle 3! w/the lotions and the bucket!!

nah, no clue...remember, the YELLOW bottle.

[ycartrob]

see you on the other side

[vespachick]

Ha Ha Tracy, "Old Bond"!! I'm with you.  :D

[Taterbug]

So have you guys released the fairies yet  ;D...  

[the_wizzard]

I've heard that the Bond + the underoos feels like "A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"? Can I even say that on this board anymore? Haven't tried it, but I hear good things...

Truly some funny stuff!!!!  Me and the hub's got a very detailed and passionate lecture on the virtues of Gold Bond from our friend in SF....on our walk back from the haight to get ready for the Fillmore 12/31/06 shows.  We have stocked the gold bond since then!  Gold bond, MMJ, tiny fairies blowing balls.....what more does a man (and shit, his wife) need?

[tomEisenbraun]

Ooh, first-timin' it here. It's incredible.

[Angry Ewok]

Both of these are available as fine art prints. Autographed with a gold pen.

[the_wizzard]

Both of these are available as fine art prints. Autographed with a gold pen.

So here is the million dollar question...
what are you listening to while you ruminate on the power of gold bond?

[Angry Ewok]

So here is the million dollar question...
what are you listening to while you ruminate on the power of gold bond?

Excellent question! I was hoping someone would ask,  :)...

Tonight I have been listening to what I call my "Golden Record"... the record I would shoot into space to communicate with another race exactly how beautiful and creative us humans are... the playlist is broken into three parts, the first of which was the inspiration behind these beautiful self portraits. Bach, Beethoven, Amadeus...

Prelude 1 C Major BWV 870
Well-Tempered Clavier Book 1, #1 In C, c - Prelude
Prelude For Lute In C Minor, BWV 999
Cantata #147, BWV 147, Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring
Für Elise
Serenata No.13 ''Eine Kleine Nachtmusik''
Symphony #40 In G Minor, K 550 - Molto Allegro
Requiem
Moonlight Sonata: Adagio Sostenuto
Symphony No. 5 In C minor
Violin Romance No. 2
Air On G. String
Two-Part Invention In B-Flat Major
Chorale Prelude "Wachet Auf"

...the last few couple of tracks are covers by people such as Wendy Carlos and Willie Nelson... they help blend the classics into the second part of the playlist. The third part is where you would find My Morning Jacket.

Obviously the Golden Record is included with the purchase of my Gold Bond self portraits.

[mjkoehler]

uhhh, you're not droppin a duece in that pic are you?

[Angry Ewok]

Now that you mention it...

[Angry Ewok]

[BH]

 ;D :'( ;D :'( ;D

[tomEisenbraun]

I love this damn board.

[vespachick]

Well done, sir, well done!!! ;D
Me thinks I'm gonna make me a new t-shirt!!!!

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

haven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx