Informal Spitting Poll

[Jon T.]

Count me in as a spitter at the urinals. Never thought about it much until now. And it got me thinking.........

Whenever I go to my kitchen sink to make a drink I always like to let the water run for a bit first so that it's nice and cold, and I always spit in the sink as the water is running! Also, I bath every morning before work. When I am getting out of the bath but still standing in it drying myself I spit into the bath at the opposite end to where I'm standing so that it goes down right above the plug hole. It's become a habit, I do it every time!

Back to the urinal theme however. When I'm at home I don't have a urinal, so generally I sit down to piss. It's much more comfortable and there's no splashback! I then tend to spit down the gap and wash that sucker away. The only downside to sitting down for a piss is if your dick dangles in the water. Some of you smaller guys won't know what I'm talking about.....  ;)

Tell me I'm not alone guys!

i had a feeling this would come up.  i am piss sitter on occasion.   ;D

[Taterbug]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda related story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

[Ruckus]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda realted story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

;D ;D ;D

[Jaimoe]

Some immigrant Chinese women that I see in Toronto's biggest Chinatown spit on the sidewalk. It's a strange thing to see.

[Jon T.]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda related story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

This just made me laugh out loud.  

This thread is going to be a strong candidate for best thread ever.

[Crispy]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda related story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

Oh fuck, I lolled too. I love the 5-hole reference! And you take your shirt off to poop? Like, even at work? ;D

[Ruckus]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda related story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

At least your wife believed you on where your "blister" came from.

I spit on occasion before I pee and I only sit to pee if I'm at work and I want to kill time by reading this thread on the shitter.

I also enjoy timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush.  When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

[BH]

okay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.

do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)

The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.

On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one."   I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.

[BH]

I also enjoying timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush.  When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

HAHA!  I do this too.  It's fantastic!  Hilarious.   ;D  

[Penny Lane]

This thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

Fixed  ;D :D ;) :)

oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...

[Penny Lane]

okay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.

do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)

The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.

On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one."   I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.

;D ;D

[Crispy]

This thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

Fixed  ;D :D ;) :)

oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...

Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...

[Ruckus]

I also enjoying timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush.  When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

HAHA!  I do this too.  It's fantastic!  Hilarious.   ;D  

Onion Headline:  Cubbies and Cardinals fans share same shameless ritual. :)

[capt. scotty]

I dont do it all the time, but I definitely spit before a piss, especially at the toilet as opposed to a urinal. I spit often in the first place though, so Im not suprised I do at in the BR

Dont sit when I piss, unless its the poop&piss combo, which happens on probably 80% of shits.

....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.

[mjkoehler]

Some things we've learned today:

Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.

Some guys take their shirts off to shat. Why? You working up a sweat or something? Try Fiber or something

Tater- I have no words for that. That is up there with the genetalia fritters from the Gold Bond club.

[mjkoehler]

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This thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

Fixed  ;D :D ;) :)

oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...

Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...

oh lord

[Penny Lane]

Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.

exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...

[mjkoehler]

Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.

exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...

I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.

[Taterbug]

Some things we've learned today:

Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.

Some guys take their shirts off to shat. Why? You working up a sweat or something? Try Fiber or something

Tater- I have no words for that. That is up there with the genetalia fritters from the Gold Bond club.

I should clarify. I only take off dress shirts,  when I sat down one time the back off my shirt rested on the back of the bowl and got wet from some kinda fluid.

I bet if I had Gold bond on that day the cherry wouldn't have stuck. It would of acted like a fire retardent

[pookabear]

Ahem. This is probably the wrong thread in which to introduce myself, but I am CrispYY's incredulous West Coast-dwelling friend. After our conversation, I conducted my own informal spitting poll. The result? Only ONE person out of 10 polled had even HEARD of pre-pee expectoration, which leads me to hypothesize that there is a genetic link between this phenomenon and a love for MMJ.

I am sure the NIH will be thrilled to fund a study to investigate this. I'll keep you posted.

Also: HI, y'all.