Informal Spitting Poll

[pawpaw]

pookabear, you picked a great place to introduce yourself! Nice to meet ya.  :)

It is Friday...



The only time I sit down to pee is when I wake up in the middle of the night and I don't want to turn the light on. I get the feeling that pee-sitting isn't as taboo in the UK...P_dub volunteered that info pretty freely!  ;D

[Taterbug]

....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.

I hear you on leaving the seat down.  Although when my daughter was 5 she got up in the middle of the nite to go potty and I unfortunatly left the seat up and she fell into the toilet water.  She was mad at me. Since then I put everything down.

Does anyone live by the credo    " if it's yellow let it mellow...if it's brown flush it down "  ?     I don't.

And does anyone put shiity toilet paper in the garbage next to the toilet.  Once when I was visting my family in Kentucky they had a septic tank and they DON'T flush the T.P..

[Crispy]

I've often wondered about the seat responsibility logic. As women would have it, men must do all of the work, and they should never be troubled to touch the seat. I don't get it. However, even after eight years of being a single man again, the "conditioning" applied by my ex-wife STILL has me putting down the seat.

I have heard that credo, Tater, but would not live by it, unless I lived in a drought-stricken region.

Welcome, pooka!  :)

[BH]

Ahem. This is probably the wrong thread in which to introduce myself, but I am CrispYY's incredulous West Coast-dwelling friend. After our conversation, I conducted my own informal spitting poll. The result? Only ONE person out of 10 polled had even HEARD of pre-pee expectoration, which leads me to hypothesize that there is a genetic link between this phenomenon and a love for MMJ.

I am sure the NIH will be thrilled to fund a study to investigate this. I'll keep you posted.

Also: HI, y'all.

Welcome Pookabear!   I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.  

[pookabear]

Welcome Pookabear!   I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.  

Very interesting, BH. What if a woman asked you, "Are you one of those fucking freaks who spits before he pees, or what?" Would that skew your response?  ;)

[BH]

Welcome Pookabear!   I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.  

Very interesting, BH. What if a woman asked you, "Are you one of those fucking freaks who spits before he pees, or what?" Would that skew your response?  ;)

;D  My answer would be, "NO!  Who would do such a thing."

[Crispy]

Nice loaded question, there, pooka. What are you, a Rasmussen pollster? How about, "If you had the urge to relieve yourself of excess fluid in your mouth while in the private act of relieving your bladder, would you take that opportunity?"

[mjkoehler]

yep, this is the greatest thread ever.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I don't spit or sit.  But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal  ;)...just kidding.  I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.

kinda related story.   After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke.   The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off.  It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.

P.S.   I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.  

You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.

I can't imagine how bad that must have hurt.  Maybe it was karma for popping so many cherries when you were younger...  the cherry popped back and burned your tip? fucked up.

before this thread I never thought about it.  I know sometimes when I'm drunk as fuck and bored I'll spit in the toilet while I'm pissing to pass the time.   further research is needed before a complete answer is known.   This is quite an interesting social phenomenon.  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.

I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down.  that would be an interesting spin off.  What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down.  hmm.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

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This thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.

Fixed  ;D :D ;) :)

oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...

Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...

oh lord

haha jesus christ, invoke my name?  what am I some kind of demon?  this thread is quite genius, bravo crispyy.

[Crispy]

Maybe I should have capitalized "HIS", I had the divine meaning in mind, I assure you, not the demonic.

[pookabear]

I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down.  that would be an interesting spin off.  What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down.  hmm.

I can't speak for other chicks, but this one prefers not to sit in a puddle of pee. However, the trend of women pissing all over public toilet seats—presumably because they are hovering above it instead of sitting on it because...why? they don't want to sit in piss? or they're afraid they'll get the clap?—seems to be spreading like wildfire, so I get an assful of urine on a regular basis. (You'd think I'd learn to check first or lay down one of those paper seat protectors or even hover myself, but this dog is apparently too old for new tricks.)

SO. I guess I would prefer the seat be left up, if I had to choose. But I'm pretty little, so I'd probably fall into the toilet and drown...and then you'd be sorry, wouldn't you? /cue sad violins/

[TheBigChicken]

okay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.

do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)

The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.

On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one."   I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.

;D

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Maybe I should have capitalized "HIS", I had the divine meaning in mind, I assure you, not the demonic.

hahaha it's cool, I've been watching true blood all week.  to be honest it made me feel like a witch or something.  "INVOKE THE POWER OF SATAN!!!" (insert death metal growl).  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down.  that would be an interesting spin off.  What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down.  hmm.

I can't speak for other chicks, but this one prefers not to sit in a puddle of pee. However, the trend of women pissing all over public toilet seats—presumably because they are hovering above it instead of sitting on it because...why? they don't want to sit in piss? or they're afraid they'll get the clap?—seems to be spreading like wildfire, so I get an assful of urine on a regular basis. (You'd think I'd learn to check first or lay down one of those paper seat protectors or even hover myself, but this dog is apparently too old for new tricks.)

SO. I guess I would prefer the seat be left up, if I had to choose. But I'm pretty little, so I'd probably fall into the toilet and drown...and then you'd be sorry, wouldn't you? /cue sad violins/

wait, what?! the clap? girls piss on the seat? wtf? girls sit down when they piss? wtf.  I mean I get hovering over a toilet in a bi-sexual bathroom but fuckin a, what happen to the hidden treasure that is a ladies room?  I thought there was suppose to be flowers and music in there?  It's hard to get over the fact that girls are pissing on the seat.  maybe it's the shemales?  mind blowing stuff.

[johnnYYac]

The one thing that I can't figure out is the plethora of boogers on the tile walls above the urinals in the boys' bathroom on my hallway in the high school where I teach.  I'm trying not to imagine some 16 year old NH redneck kid diggin' it out while he's pissin' and just tagging the wall.   What the fuck!  

I once had a mystery student at an alternative school where I was director smear feces on the wall.  Me and the psychologist had a field day with that one.  I wonder what Dr. Brooks would make of all of your crazy ass stories and habits.  

:D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?  :D :-?

I must say, I'm blown away with how this thread has exploded.  At lunch time, I chimed in with the third reply.  12 hours later we're on page 4.  What does this tell us?  Hmmmm....

[Ruckus]

Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.

exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...

I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.

Oh please, y'all act like it's a bad thing.  Good 'ole Tater can smoke and text on the pot w/o backsplash from you but Ruckus can't look at his phone?  

The only time I sit down to pee is when I wake up in the middle of the night and I don't want to turn the light on. I get the feeling that pee-sitting isn't as taboo in the UK...P_dub volunteered that info pretty freely!  ;D

Nice that you brought this up BB. ;D  I hate that helpless feeling when you try to pee in the dark and you expect the sound of the stream hitting the ocean in an appropriate amount of time but instead:

1) the sound of contact arrives much sooner than expected, at which point you pray that you don't catch the rebound off the rim in the shin or

2) the sound of contact arrives much later than expected, at which point you are going to have to wash your feet in the bathtub.

And that is why you do the knee bend hover.  It's all about mitigating damage.

[Tracy 3000]

[Paulie_Walnuts]

I dont do it all the time, but I definitely spit before a piss, especially at the toilet as opposed to a urinal. I spit often in the first place though, so Im not suprised I do at in the BR

Dont sit when I piss, unless its the poop&piss combo, which happens on probably 80% of shits.

....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.

When I used to travel abroad with some work colleagues there were six of us sharing a big house with 3 bathrooms. Out of the six of us there was only one woman and her bathroom was the closest to the barbecue area and the tv room, hence it was the closest one to pop into for a quick piss! Anyway, she made the schoolboy error of saying to us one day, "I don't mind you using the bathroom at all but could you all make sure you put the toilet seat down?" Needless to say it became a matter of male honour to hoist that toilet seat at every opportunity! She never mentioned it again but she must have had to put that seat down hundreds of times over those two weeks!

Glad I'm not alone with the sitting down to pee at home strategy. It's so much easier and you can even read a page of a book if you've been holding it in for a while!

Another question.......when you've had a bath or shower and you've dried yourself off with a towel, does anyone else use a hairdryer to dry your balls and ass crack? My wife tipped me off to the idea a few years ago and I haven't looked back since. [I don't mean my wife has balls or anything, she's not one of those shemales someone mentioned!] What I mean is that those areas you can never get completely dry and the hair dryer option is fantastic, and you don't get the mess of talcum powder everywhere.

I'd like to conduct a poll. If you've never tried it give it a go after your next bath or shower. Trust me....you won't look back  ;)