My pap

[Half]

my pap took the men of the family out for lunch every Christmas eve

[Alligator Gar]

My pap agrees with no swearing during supper.

[HorkoLad]

My pap never used plastic hangers.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap uses his thumb to increase flow from his hose :-/

[HorkoLad]

My pap had a clock radio that he never turned on :-/

[Half]

my pap had an old Maxwell House coffee can overflowing with nails, nuts, bolts and the like.

[HorkoLad]

My pap built the foundation for our house

[Alligator Gar]

My pap made everyone watch when he cut down his maple tree

[HorkoLad]

My pap called his jeans, dungarees.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap only shakes hands

[HorkoLad]

My pap had hair in his ears.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap is stern

[Half]

my pap didn't put up with any sass

[FarmerYoda]

My pap wore a argyle sweater every thursday.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap does not do the dishes

[FarmerYoda]

my pap LOVES long division.

[Spider_Beard]

my pap is a meat and potatoes kind of guy

[Alligator Gar]

My pap stands up to wipe.

[sideroad32]

my pap has hair on his elbows

[sweatboard]

My pap shows me how a turkey peeps a log.  It's not fun, and neither were the SWITCHES!!!! :'(