My pap

[Half]

this thread is where you can tell stories and recant times past about your pap.

my pap lost the use of his left eye while in the movie theatre in 1968

[Alligator Gar]

My pap wears blue jeans and carries a shovel, always.

[Half]

My pap plays bridge on Wednesday nights and calls me once a month with a pre-paid calling card

[tommymctom]

my pap is a super-computer designed in the 80's to calculate tips.

[Half]

my pap took Sundays VERY serious

[Alligator Gar]

My pap only dances to the Jim Croce song, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap hauls metal rods and hates ice cream.

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My pap has giant hands and a tractor.

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My pap uses cologne stored in a big green bottle shaped like a horse head.

[Half]

my pap is a dragon

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My Pap knows how to barbecue..........Deer!

[Half]

my pap decided that Vicks Vapo Rub should never be used as a sandwich spread

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My Pap trims his finger nails with his pocket knife.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap makes pills in his basement.

[EC]

My Pap likes to rake the yard so that he can make a big fire.

My Pap got stung by 14 wasps last summer when he was cleaning out the eaves troughs.

My Pap likes to take me for drives around the farm in his tractor.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap garbles his soup.

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When my Pap eats his steak he only uses a fork.

[Half]

my pap uses a wooden golf bag for his Tuesday Elks League

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My Pap eats at Cracker Barrel for breakfast, lunch and dinner and we play checkers and that game with the golf tees and the wooden triangle before each meal.

[EC]

My Pap has a dog named Wylie and he's missing his left pointer finger, so sometimes he draws a smiley face on the stump.