My pap

[Alligator Gar]

My pap fries bologne in a pan for dinner

[Half]

my pap can't run like he used to

[ycartrob]

my pap is a shrink who decided that screwing one of his patients and eventually marrying her was more important than raising his own 5 kids...

[HorkoLad]

My pap changed the oil in his car regardless of whether it needed it or not.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap canceled his telephone service because of the "looters"

[JacketGal]

My pap was a truck drivin' man, teamsters local 753.

[HorkoLad]

My pap was tall and lean and smoked big boy cigarettes on the porch that he built

[Half]

my pap took pride in his lawn

[Coltrane]

my pap came back all clear. no more herpes for me!

[Alligator Gar]

My pap is the one who touches you in the line at the grocery store.

[Half]

my pap always knows the "ins and outs" of the high school football team

[HorkoLad]

my pap backs into his parking spaces

[ratsprayer]

my pap has been "on the pipe" for about 4 years now.  

[FarmerYoda]

My pap got his report card signed.

[ratsprayer]

my pap warned me about paper cuts.

[guest]

My pap told me tonight that he's a multimillionaire, but that he doesn't like doing money business with family.

[Enrump]

My pap gets grossed out from stories about crap and from the smell of nailpolish.

[FarmerYoda]

my pap ate a small child once.

[HorkoLad]

My pap folds his slices of pizza :/

[tommymctom]

My pap changed the oil in his car regardless of whether it needed it or not.

this is a lie  :-/