My pap

[Half]

my pap just lets the good times roll

[HorkoLad]

My pap listened to the "hit parade" on AM Radio.

[Half]

my pap never got over-excited when he reached "pay dirt."

[dragonboy]

My pap says you never joke about money

[HorkoLad]

My pap taught me the importance of changing your windshield wiper blades every 6 months.

[Half]

my pap used to save toothpicks because "you never know."

[Alligator Gar]

My pap weeds his yard every spring.

[martha]

my pap has no hair on his head.
i have.

[FarmerYoda]

my pap ate a small child once.

[EC]

my pap has no hair on his head.
i have.

Me, too!  It migrated.

[Half]

my pap knows the value of a hard days work

[Half]

my pap always went back for another piece of pie

[HorkoLad]

My pap boiled his drinking water.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap saves the Sunday edition newspaper for Wednesday nights

[Half]

my pap always asks "whats the good word?"

[Alligator Gar]

My pap fought in a war.

[HorkoLad]

My pap never believed in having too many hats

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

dystentary?

[Alligator Gar]

My pap wears Ruggled Brand jeans.

[HorkoLad]

My pap's fingernails were squared off at the ends