My pap

[Half]

my pap looks down his nose at me when i talk about the internet

[Alligator Gar]

My pap is confused by "Compact Diskettes"

[Half]

my pap would fucking hate this thread

[Alligator Gar]

My pap speaks with an accent

[Half]

my pap has really gotten into forklifts

[primushead]

My pap drinks george dickel and talks about how yankees suck :)

[Alligator Gar]

My pap undoes his fort. :-/

[Half]

my pop loosens his tie at the end of the month

[sweatboard]

My Pap got me hooked on Hee-Haw.

[dragonboy]

My Pap just bought a villa in Spain.

[CC]

My Pap just bought a villa in Spain.

my pap needs to make friends with your pap.

[dragonboy]

my pap needs to make friends with your pap.

LOL!!!  ;D

My Pap played the drums in a band called Burgundy Wine.

[CC]

LOL!!!  ;D

My Pap played the drums in a band called Burgundy Wine.

I would love to taste some pinot noir at your pap's villa. pinot noir is a challenging grape to grow, you know. they don't call it the 'heartbreak grape' for nothing.

[Coltrane]

My pap invented the papsmear.

[sweatboard]

My Pap says wine is for the skirts.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I lost my pap this year to a heart attack.  he was 63.

He smoked Kool Filter Kings, drove loud, fast cars, and worked in a steel mill his entire life.  He was a Vietnam vet who kind of lost his innocence over there.  He really liked steak.  He really loved hunting and the outdoors.  He played the lottery incessantly.  His vision of me was frozen at age 17, when I enlisted in the Army.  He loved some very strange and different music-A Flock of Seagulls was his favorite band, but by the same token, he turned me on to Santana, Johnny Cash, The Everly Brothers, Fats Domino, Steve Miller Band, and for some reason he really dug ZZ Top as well.

My entire life, I wasn't John, as his name was John as well....I was "boy".  I swore my name was "goddmanit boy!" until I was old enough to realize what he was saying!

His last visit here was great for him-my buddy at work took him for a ride in his Pantera (no, not the band)...he never stopped talking about how cool that was.  

His CB handle was "Muleskinner", and he talked on the CB till the day he died.

RIP, Muleskinner... :'(

[EC]

RIP, Muleskinner...

Here, here.

[Half]

my pap always lets you know when enough is enough

[Enrump]

My pap drilled himself in his leg once - and decieded not to go see a doctor, 'cause doctor's are for pussies.

[HorkoLad]

My pap used to pitch whiffle balls to waxy and I with his shirt off