My pap

[Spider_Beard]

my pap vowed to never wear a neck tie again

[Alligator Gar]

My pap puts a tarpaulin over his car.

[Half]

my pap says he can't get around the way he used to but he has grown to love internet porn

[HorkoLad]

My pap never used cornholders when he ate corn on the cob.

[Spider_Beard]

my pap has a lot of old baseball cards

[HorkoLad]

My pap's guinea tee's were stained yellow because he was a man.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap likes to hand me scraps of paper.

[Half]

my pap always had pink mints in a glass bowl

[FarmerYoda]

my paps shoes were always tied in a bow.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap has a velcro belt

[Half]

my pap is going to give me his slide projector and screen when he dies

[FarmerYoda]

my pap told me this: "what did the spanish fire fighter name his two twin boys?"

"jose (hose A) and josb (hose B)."

[Spider_Beard]

my pap likes old hitchcock movies

[ratsprayer]

my pap told me this: "what did the spanish fire fighter name his two twin boys?"

"jose (hose A) and josb (hose B)."

my pap would like this joke about "beaners" as he calls them.

[FarmerYoda]

my pap ate the black seeds in watermelon, but he told me if i did, a watermelon tree would grow in my tummy.

[Spider_Beard]

my pap has trifocles

[Alligator Gar]

My pap has never been in a rotunda

[Point5]

my pap never opened his paycheck while he was at work

[Alligator Gar]

My pap does not like the names "Tucker" or "Tyler"

[Half]

my pap was a big fan of a good hand-shake