My pap

[ratsprayer]

my pap calls a telephone a "white plastic devil".

[Half]

my pap spends most of his time in his "easy" chair

[dragonboy]

My pap doesn't know the difference between assertive & agressive when he complains.

[HorkoLad]

My pap's standard of living was expressed in his casual-wear.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap gets his hair trimmed with clippers.

[Half]

my pap always calls my grandma over to the computer when he's got "mail" from the "kids."

[Spider_Beard]

my pap just got cable

[Alligator Gar]

My papthought my hair looked good when it was "short"

[Half]

my pap saved toothpicks because "you never know."

[HorkoLad]

My pap said "Hi-Talian" instead of "Italian"

[Half]

my pap passed away while i was at a foo fighters concert

[HorkoLad]

My pap used to build foo fighters.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap has never had more then one car.

[FarmerYoda]

my pap sucked in his gut when it came to "cutting things clean"

[Alligator Gar]

My pap's name is Lawrence, but he goes by "Bud"

[Half]

my pap lived most of his life in 3D

[HorkoLad]

My pap would squeeze steak before he'd buy it :-/

[Alligator Gar]

My pap enjoys tapping his foot.

[Half]

my pap used to say things like "right-O" and "wonderful...just wonderful."

[wmjbryan]

my pap drove a 1984 doodoo brown Chevy van with duel A/C and shag carpet everywhere. We called it El Vanute.