My pap

[Alligator Gar]

My pap likes to talk about his gold retirement watch.

[Spider_Beard]

my pap doesn't like mechanical pencils

[Half]

my pap tells stories that have no beginning, middle, or end

[Spider_Beard]

my pap is goulet

[Alligator Gar]

My pap brings freshly picked tomaters for Thanksgiving meals.

[FarmerYoda]

my pap has two hands.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap does not understand cordless appliances.

[sweatboard]

My pap uses Lava soap as face wash.

[Half]

my pap always brings a covered dish to church

[ratsprayer]

my pap coined the phrase 'whatever trips your trigger'.

[HorkoLad]

My pap used a straight razor  :-/

[Half]

my pap always kept his old catchers mit lying around in case we decided to have a game of "catch."

[HorkoLad]

My pap was so tall that he was hired by the telephone company to prune the trees around the telephone wires.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap dislikes baskets

[Spider_Beard]

my pap told me that "mowing the lawn" and "moving those rocks around" was good for me.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap lights his cigarettes with matches only.

[HorkoLad]

My pap taught me how to use a soldering iron.

[FarmerYoda]

My pap never drank tap water.

[ratsprayer]

my pap was not the first one to tell me that bach is dead.

[EC]

My pap taught me how to use a soldering iron.

(I love using soldering irons.)

My pap just got a new dog.
When my pap phones, he says "Hey daughter, it's yer pap."

fo real.