Current Shames

[Crispy]

In the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*

Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.

My dome was the recipient of several layings-on of hands...alas, it has since not only been washed, but clipped too.

[Bigsky]

In the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*

Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.

My dome was the recipient of several layings-on of hands...alas, it has since not only been washed, but clipped too.

...and flea dipped...damn bedbugs!  ;D

[woodnymph]

I finally gave in and removed all of the T-5 bracelets.  :-/  But I did so in a worshipful fashion, on 11/11...

[Ruckus]

So I was cruising through the deodorant aisle at the somewhat local box megastore and I saw dollar Ban brand antiperspirant/deodorant.  I'm no brand whore so I get whatever is cheap.  Probably should have actually studied it more than a second before I threw it in the basket.  Few days later, the lady friend asks, "Did you buy women's deodorant?"  The pastel green with peach label should have been a dead giveaway.  If that wasn't enough, perhaps the scent of "Sweet Surrender" should have been the clincher.  I'm not throwing it away.  I have smelled of Sweet Surrender for the last month now. 

Ladies, please do not respond directly to this thread.  PM instead.

[ralph]

Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D

[ALady]

Hee.   ;D

[BH]

So I was cruising through the deodorant aisle at the somewhat local box megastore and I saw dollar Ban brand antiperspirant/deodorant.  I'm no brand whore so I get whatever is cheap.  Probably should have actually studied it more than a second before I threw it in the basket.  Few days later, the lady friend asks, "Did you buy women's deodorant?"  The pastel green with peach label should have been a dead giveaway.  If that wasn't enough, perhaps the scent of "Sweet Surrender" should have been the clincher.  I'm not throwing it away.  I have smelled of Sweet Surrender for the last month now. 

Ladies, please do not respond directly to this thread.  PM instead.

[kydiddle]

Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ahem.

[Crispy]

Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D

Why you...you've got me confused with scotty, and he was just really, really hungover!  ::)

[Ruckus]

Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D

Why you...you've got me confused with scotty, and he was just really, really hungover!  ::)

Can someone fill me in here?  What did I do?

[capt. scotty]

Im confused too...I thought I was the only one on the sleep til noonish then start drinking again schedule ;D

[Crispy]

Im confused too...I thought I was the only one on the sleep til noonish then start drinking again schedule ;D

Yeah...THAT was the cycle! Except mine was more like sleep fitfully until about 9ish and start eating pretzels again.  ;)

[ALady]

I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D

[Ruckus]

I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D

;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:

[ralph]

I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D

;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:

Stick to your guns mate! buy it again to show that your in touch with your femanine side. The ladies love that shit!!! Either that or some handsome stranger may come up to you on the street with a bunch of flowers and a 'how you doin'?'...

[Ruckus]

I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D

;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:

Stick to your guns mate! buy it again to show that your in touch with your femanine side. The ladies love that shit!!! Either that or some handsome stranger may come up to you on the street with a bunch of flowers and a 'how you doin'?'...

Will do mate!

[Ruckus]

Due to the head honcho supposedly coming to do an inspection on our store yesterday, the powers that be made me comply with our hygiene regulations and shave my beard and put my hair in a ponytail underneath my beanie.  With now just a goatee and ponytail, I looked like a generic samurai extra or yakuza thug from your average Japanese movie. :embarassed:

He haunted me in my dreams last night

[wolof7]

Due to the head honcho supposedly coming to do an inspection on our store yesterday, the powers that be made me comply with our hygiene regulations and shave my beard and put my hair in a ponytail underneath my beanie.  With now just a goatee and ponytail, I looked like a generic samurai extra or yakuza thug from your average Japanese movie. :embarassed:

He haunted me in my dreams last night

dude that is not cool.....f**k the man!

Just to mess with them you should get all depressed and lose all your power, motivation and energy to do/complete quality and efficient work blaming them for forcing you into an identity crisis.

[woodnymph]

I am shamed to have missed this!!!!!!!!  Jerry's Records giant give-away!!!!!    :o :o :o :o

http://www.timesonline.com/entertainment/pittsburgh-music-store-to-give-away-records/article_f8d1e006-566f-5fba-8023-36506dfe68a6.html

Oh dear god, even sorrier to have not been there on THIS wild visit!!---

On a January tour stop in Pittsburgh, Robert Plant popped into Jerry's and bought a record by 1960s pop singer Jack Jones.

Weber thought that was a surprising pick, and told Plant so.

Weber flashes a wide smile as he recalls the legendary Led Zeppelin singer's response.

"He said, 'I'll tell you something, mate... My mum used to always tell me, "Why can't you sing like Jack Jones?" Every record I made, she'd say, "Why can't you sing like Jack Jones," so every time I go to a store, I buy a Jack Jones album.'"

[Ruckus]

I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some grilling food for football at a buddies.  It was supposed to be 4-6 us and others were bringing food as well.  Well the store made Kaiser Rolls were buy one get one for a bag of six.  Therefore in rational decision tree analysis, the proper route was to purchase enough beef for 6 rolls and use the other 6 for later.  Nope, I went off the chart and purchased 7 lbs of ground beef for 12 burgers.  Had three 2/3lbs cheddar cheeseburgers yesterday.  May be a little backed up today.