Current Complaints

[Taterbug]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

[Penny Lane]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
unless he agreed to write a song about it

[Crispy]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
unless he agreed to write a song about it

He already did write a song about that: Golden (Showers)  ::)

[peafunk31]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

As weird as this sounds, it's the best advice you can get. Back in my younger days, I was a wrestler (scholastic, not that WWF nonsense). Ringworm was a constant problem due to the moisture from sweat in the mats. It's kinda gross to think of peeing on you own feet, but it really does work. If it freaks you out too much, just pretend you just got stung by a jellyfish & you need to pee on the affected area for pain relief :P

[Penny Lane]

okay, cave men, do you think the dermatologist just gave me a tube of urine cream? i mean this stuff is serious. pee is not going to kill it unless i'm peeing on it every hour...i don't know..i'm no doctor but ...

we need the R Kelly Dave Chappelle clip right about now.

[peafunk31]

okay, cave men, do you think the dermatologist just gave me a tube of urine cream? i mean this stuff is serious. pee is not going to kill it unless i'm peeing on it every hour...i don't know..i'm no doctor but ...

we need the R Kelly Dave Chappelle clip right about now.

I'm not denying that it sounds weird & gross. I was prescribed tons of creams for ringworm. It honestly just doesn't work as well as pee. Scouts honor! But to each their own.

[Penny Lane]

okay, cave men, do you think the dermatologist just gave me a tube of urine cream? i mean this stuff is serious. pee is not going to kill it unless i'm peeing on it every hour...i don't know..i'm no doctor but ...

we need the R Kelly Dave Chappelle clip right about now.

I'm not denying that it sounds weird & gross. I was prescribed tons of creams for ringworm. It honestly just doesn't work as well as pee. Scouts honor! But to each their own.

okay, i'll try the pee-funk. thanks!

[peafunk31]

okay, cave men, do you think the dermatologist just gave me a tube of urine cream? i mean this stuff is serious. pee is not going to kill it unless i'm peeing on it every hour...i don't know..i'm no doctor but ...

we need the R Kelly Dave Chappelle clip right about now.

I'm not denying that it sounds weird & gross. I was prescribed tons of creams for ringworm. It honestly just doesn't work as well as pee. Scouts honor! But to each their own.

okay, i'll try the [highlight]pee-funk[/highlight]. thanks!

Zing! ;D

[capt. scotty]

[pennylane] excuse me for a second, i gotta go piss on my feet for a minute. ill be right back [/pennylane]

[Penny Lane]

[pennylane] excuse me for a second, i gotta go piss on my feet for a minute. ill be right back [/pennylane]

they've been itching so bad all summer, i would do a circle jerk type pee on them w/all of you if that's what it takes/i have never had to itch that bad in my life...(i felt like Walts!)

[jones]

I think that a dedicated thread may be in order here.

[Penny Lane]

I think that a dedicated thread may be in order here.

i'd rather it get buried in case Yim reads
i don't want him knowing i'm damaged goods  ;D

[capt. scotty]

Well if I really have to piss during the T5 shows and cant move, Ive got a great excuse to just drain my lizard right there on the floor now

[mjkoehler]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqcO0GhqkQ

[tdb810]

[pennylane] excuse me for a second, i gotta go piss on my feet for a minute. ill be right back [/pennylane]

they've been itching so bad all summer, i would do a circle jerk type pee on them w/all of you if that's what it takes/i have never had to itch that bad in my life...(i felt like Walts!)

wild woman! hope you are itch-free asap :D

[TEO]

If'n you ever get stung by a Bristleworm out in the ocean then pea on it. The ammonia helps to neutralize the toxins...

[johnnYYac]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
[highlight]unless he agreed to write a song about it[/highlight]

Stream Engine?

[Taterbug]

If'n you ever get stung by a Bristleworm out in the ocean then pea on it. The ammonia helps to neutralize the toxins...

Thanks for the heads up, I'll make sure I eat extra helpings of asparagus before I jump in the ocean.

[capt. scotty]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
[highlight]unless he agreed to write a song about it[/highlight]

Stream Engine?

your skin looks good in moonlight
and god damn those itchy feet
the fact that on your feet im peeing
is all the proof you neeeeeed!!!

[johnnYYac]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
[highlight]unless he agreed to write a song about it[/highlight]

Stream Engine?

your skin looks good in moonlight
and god damn those itchy feet
the fact that on your feet im peeing
is all the proof you neeeeeed!!!

Yes! ;D