Current Complaints

[ALady]

Oh, vespa.

So much hugs and love to you and your little one.

[mjkoehler]

A MONTH of hospital bedrest!?!? I'll be lucky to make it to my own
wedding!! Let's not talk about T5. But if anyone needs fix to all five and rt from pdx...m

I'm sorry. Bed rest sux according to Mrs MJK.

[Crispy]

A MONTH of hospital bedrest!?!? I'll be lucky to make it to my own
wedding!! Let's not talk about T5. But if anyone needs fix to all five and rt from pdx...m

Oh NO! Lots of good vibes headed your way.

[BH]

A MONTH of hospital bedrest!?!? I'll be lucky to make it to my own
wedding!! Let's not talk about T5. But if anyone needs fix to all five and rt from pdx...m

Dammit!   Sorry VC.  You take care of that baby and we shall meet again another day!   Can we get a bed up in T5 somehow?  Dammit!!

[Penny Lane]

A MONTH of hospital bedrest!?!? I'll be lucky to make it to my own
wedding!! Let's not talk about T5. But if anyone needs fix to all five and rt from pdx...m

You will be missed more than you know. This just sucks but you've got some awesome things on your horizon. You need to rest up for that wedding, too! You'll be there in spirit, I'll have to drink double for you, which I had planned on doing anyway since you were going to be the designated driver!

[Ruckus]

Best to you and the baby and the wedding Vespa.  Plenty more shows to bring the little one to. :)

[vespachick]

Thanks peeps!  I am soooooo bummed to be missing this monster event!!! I will be thinking about all the awesome stuff I'm missing while you're rockingout, boozing it up, making good friends, and getting Maker's spots all over your shirts.....  Feel free to send in-time-pix-texts as no doubt I will be losing my mind in teh old hospital bed.  At least we know the baby will be born in the best possible environment. A small price to pay.  

[capt. scotty]

That sucks Vespa, hopefully everything goes well with the delivery.

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[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Thanks peeps!  I am soooooo bummed to be missing this monster event!!! I will be thinking about all the awesome stuff I'm missing while you're rockingout, boozing it up, making good friends, and getting Maker's spots all over your shirts.....  Feel free to send in-time-pix-texts as no doubt I will be losing my mind in teh old hospital bed.  At least we know the baby will be born in the best possible environment. A small price to pay.  

T5>than having a child.  If I were you I'd totally have an abortion so I could go to T5.  I'm sure your kid will be cute and whatever, but we're talking about my morning jacket here.  It probably won't be the same without vespa rockin out.  I wish you and your growing family the best and hopefully your hospital bs isn't too intense and they let you out early.  Good luck, poop that kid on out.

[capt. scotty]

If I was preggo and going to have a baby around the time of the T5 shows, I would definitely go to the shows and pop it out right on the floor during Dondante or something

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

If I was preggo and going to have a baby around the time of the T5 shows, I would definitely go to the shows and pop it out right on the floor during Dondante or something

that is quite genius.  I would too.  maybe throw the placenta on stage, let Jim cut the cord, etc..

[Bigsky]

Thanks peeps!  I am soooooo bummed to be missing this monster event!!! I will be thinking about all the awesome stuff I'm missing while you're rockingout, boozing it up, making good friends, and getting Maker's spots all over your shirts.....  Feel free to send in-time-pix-texts as no doubt I will be losing my mind in teh old hospital bed.  At least we know the baby will be born in the best possible environment. A small price to pay.  

[highlight]T5>than having a child.  If I were you I'd totally have an abortion so I could go to T5.  I'm sure your kid will be cute and whatever, but we're talking about my morning jacket here[/highlight].  It probably won't be the same without vespa rockin out.  I wish you and your growing family the best and hopefully your hospital bs isn't too intense and they let you out early.  Good luck, poop that kid on out.

I love when people talk about something they obviously have no experience with. Like when virgins talk about sex like they know everything...or they act like it's no big deal. Your comments are a perfect example of this...you think you know what you're talking about. SIGS...I am assuming you don't have any children, at least ones that you know of. Until you do have kids, you won't know the true bliss that comes with them. I would never compare MMJ to having children...there is no comparison. The wonderful experiences that I have with my kids bring an entirely new joy to my life.

vespa...our hearts and souls are with you and your little one. The power & strength of the female body will always amaze me...  

[Bigsky]

If I was preggo and going to have a baby around the time of the T5 shows, I would definitely go to the shows and pop it out right on the floor during Dondante or something

that is quite genius.  I would too.  maybe throw the placenta on stage, let Jim cut the cord, etc..

With that in mind...if a child is born at a MMJ show...does that make them a MMJ citizen?  ;D

[peafunk31]

If I was preggo and going to have a baby around the time of the T5 shows, I would definitely go to the shows and pop it out right on the floor during Dondante or something

that is quite genius.  I would too.  maybe throw the placenta on stage, let Jim cut the cord, etc..

With that in mind...if a child is born at a MMJ show...does that make them a MMJ citizen?  ;D

Probably a superhero or a shaman or something special :)

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Thanks peeps!  I am soooooo bummed to be missing this monster event!!! I will be thinking about all the awesome stuff I'm missing while you're rockingout, boozing it up, making good friends, and getting Maker's spots all over your shirts.....  Feel free to send in-time-pix-texts as no doubt I will be losing my mind in teh old hospital bed.  At least we know the baby will be born in the best possible environment. A small price to pay.  

[highlight]T5>than having a child.  If I were you I'd totally have an abortion so I could go to T5.  I'm sure your kid will be cute and whatever, but we're talking about my morning jacket here[/highlight].  It probably won't be the same without vespa rockin out.  I wish you and your growing family the best and hopefully your hospital bs isn't too intense and they let you out early.  Good luck, poop that kid on out.

I love when people talk about something they obviously have no experience with. Like when virgins talk about sex like they know everything...or they act like it's no big deal. Your comments are a perfect example of this...you think you know what you're talking about. SIGS...I am assuming you don't have any children, at least ones that you know of. Until you do have kids, you won't know the true bliss that comes with them. I would never compare MMJ to having children...there is no comparison. The wonderful experiences that I have with my kids bring an entirely new joy to my life.

vespa...our hearts and souls are with you and your little one. The power & strength of the female body will always amaze me...  

I was just messing around.  I'm sure the baby is going to be more wonderful than all the love in the world.  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

If I was preggo and going to have a baby around the time of the T5 shows, I would definitely go to the shows and pop it out right on the floor during Dondante or something

that is quite genius.  I would too.  maybe throw the placenta on stage, let Jim cut the cord, etc..

With that in mind...if a child is born at a MMJ show...does that make them a MMJ citizen?  ;D

Probably a superhero or a shaman or something special :)

it makes them the one, Neo, Jesus Christ, the second coming.  whatever you want to call it.  if you're born at a show you gain super powers for sure.  

[Penny Lane]

[size=14]Yimaculate Conception[/size]:
i do think it's possible to be impregnated by Steam Engine..it's just one of those things you have to be open to, like Scientology.


***Fiddle, can you add this to the Jacketpedia?

Yimaculate conception: rare occurence of impregnation by live performance of steam engine, commonly found in groupies of midwestern decent

[Bigsky]

[size=14]Yimaculate Conception[/size]:
i do think it's possible to be impregnated by Steam Engine..it's just one of those things you have to be open to, like Scientology.


***Fiddle, can you add this to the Jacketpedia?

Yimaculate conception: rare occurence of impregnation by live performance of steam engine, commonly found in groupies of midwestern decent

...are you trying to tell us something? Have you been yimaculated? The real question is how many times...

[Taterbug]

[size=14]Yimaculate Conception[/size]:
i do think it's possible to be impregnated by Steam Engine..it's just one of those things you have to be open to, like Scientology.


***Fiddle, can you add this to the Jacketpedia?

Yimaculate conception: rare occurence of impregnation by live performance of steam engine, commonly found in groupies of midwestern decent

...are you trying to tell us something? Have you been yimaculated? The real question is how many times...

I thought Yim uses the rhythm method  :D

[Penny Lane]

[size=14]Yimaculate Conception[/size]:
i do think it's possible to be impregnated by Steam Engine..it's just one of those things you have to be open to, like Scientology.


***Fiddle, can you add this to the Jacketpedia?

Yimaculate conception: rare occurence of impregnation by live performance of steam engine, commonly found in groupies of midwestern decent

...are you trying to tell us something? Have you been yimaculated? The real question is how many times...

I thought Yim uses the rhythm method  :D

;D ;D ;D