Current Complaints

[tdb810]

[size=14]Yimaculate Conception[/size]:
i do think it's possible to be impregnated by Steam Engine..it's just one of those things you have to be open to, like Scientology.


***Fiddle, can you add this to the Jacketpedia?

Yimaculate conception: rare occurence of impregnation by live performance of steam engine, commonly found in groupies of midwestern decent

...are you trying to tell us something? Have you been yimaculated? The real question is how many times...

I thought Yim uses the rhythm method  :D

;D ;D ;D

I just love this forum SO much....

[mjkoehler]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

[mjkoehler]

Oh and I really fucking hate that place that I go to Monday - Friday from 7AM to 5PM right now. Need to find that winning lottery ticket.

[tdb810]

Oh and I really fucking hate that place that I go to Monday - Friday from 7AM to 5PM right now. Need to find that winning lottery ticket.

7AM-5PM   eek....thats a long day!

[peafunk31]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

[mjkoehler]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Who knew all those times of trying to get good shit on NES was prepairing up to rock the cock like JJ.

Oh and I really fucking hate that place that I go to Monday - Friday from 7AM to 5PM right now. Need to find that winning lottery ticket.

7AM-5PM   eek....thats a long day!

Yes, plus every other Saturday.

[Bigsky]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Ruckus]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Konamitraception

no wait....

Konami Codetraception

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

there needs to be a drunk thread that reads "Things I'll Regret Tomorrow".  sleep is on its way... goodnight world, good morning dork.  

as for a true complaint.  I wish I could really break dance but all I can do is a backspin.  

[Hawkeye]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

I think you forgot select, start?  Some game had that code...can't remember which...

[peafunk31]

Is the YY rhythm method in in out out in in out out up down or is it some other pattern.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

I think you forgot select, start?  Some game had that code...can't remember which...

I can't remember if select, start was used for all the Konami games the code worked for. Contra for sure

[capt. scotty]

Not able to get out of work 4 hours early (now) or use paid time off to be able to make to the 30th anniversary of Bob Marley's final show, which was surprisingly here in the Burgh. All his sons and the original Wailers and other special guests are recreating his last show. Man am I bummed. I put Marley on my Top 5 shows I wish I couldve seen  :(

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

my friend just got hit with a felony for having a couple of quarters of chronic.  they were different strains so he had them separated ya know? it's like candy or some shit.  busted him for distribution just like that.  I tried calling him today to see what was up but couldn't get in touch.   hopefully they don't fuck him as bad as I think they are going to try.  

it's fucked to me that the cop searched him because he "thought he smelled pot" or whatever.  then they called the dogs in and it was all over I guess.  he's such a good person and nice guy overall but he keeps getting fucked.  It's the evil sheriff of oakland county Bouchard cracking down hard on dispensaries and smokers.  outrage is what I feel.  a FELONY FOR WEED?! wtf.

[TEO]

Not able to get out of work 4 hours early (now) or use paid time off to be able to make to the 30th anniversary of Bob Marley's final show, which was surprisingly here in the Burgh. All his sons and the original Wailers and other special guests are recreating his last show. Man am I bummed. I put Marley on my Top 5 shows I wish I couldve seen  :(

I saw Damian at 'Roo front row and that dude has some stage presence! Jake was a little farther over and back standing right by Bobby Brown and nobody even knew...he was very friendly and it was just kinda' like their little secret...

[ophidiophobia]

I am ready for the day to be over! My last group of kids is killing me today. I'm seriously writing this with less than 30 minutes until school is out, but I'm ready to choke a couple of kids no F'ing joke. Thank God today is Friday, and I have Smashing Pumpkins tonight to look forward to, but I'm not sure I'll make it that long.

[TEO]

Harvesting west field. There goes my privacy fence!  >:(

[Love Dogg]

Harvesting west field. There goes my privacy fence!  >:(

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   >:(

[ALady]

Shit is confusing.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Shit is confusing.

did you bone that coffee shop dude yet?

[Penny Lane]

Shit is confusing.

did you bone that coffee shop dude yet?

yeah? did you do the cream cheese trick?