Current Complaints

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Sticky Icky Green Stuff

I refuse to put chemicals on my balls.

kydiddle

Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Yes thank GAWD. A little of this under the boobs goes a long way. Helps with boob sweat...aka Mountain Dew.
Cow temperature.

woodnymph

Quote from: kydiddle on Jun 07, 2011, 10:21 PM
Yes thank GAWD. A little of this under the boobs goes a long way. Helps with boob sweat...aka Mountain Dew.

OMG KY!!! HAHAHAHAH  ;D ;D ;D
Daylight is good at arriving in the night time

capt. scotty

Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Triple Action is my go to...is this stuff really better than Gold Bond?!  ???

I trust TripAction...the tingle means its doin work

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Quote from: capt. scotty on Jun 07, 2011, 11:14 PM
Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Triple Action is my go to...is this stuff really better than Gold Bond?!  ???

I trust TripAction...the tingle means its doin work



damn dude, tripaction yo?  aren't you afraid that the powder might get in your pee pee hole and poison your babies?  that's my biggest fear.  tripaction sounds intense, you got a fungus growin or somethin?

ALady

Why didn't I go to Bonnaroo? 

Ughhhh.  I'm so mad at myself.  Is there a vomiting emoticon?
if it falls apart or makes us millionaires

mjk73

Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jun 07, 2011, 11:56 PM
Quote from: capt. scotty on Jun 07, 2011, 11:14 PM
Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Triple Action is my go to...is this stuff really better than Gold Bond?!  ???

I trust TripAction...the tingle means its doin work



damn dude, tripaction yo?  aren't you afraid that the powder might get in your pee pee hole and poison your babies?  that's my biggest fear.  tripaction sounds intense, you got a fungus growin or somethin?
Wasn't Trips the one that burned Tater's wedding tackle? Powders scare me. I really do not want testicle fritters down there.

vespachick

ahhaahaaahha!  No, you have to get the one in the Yellow/Orange bottle. 

Didn't we already have this conversation about 3 years ago???

I just love Brad's pic here, mostway down:
http://www.mymorningjacket.com/forum/index.php?topic=12328.40
My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

woodnymph

Quote from: ALady on Jun 08, 2011, 06:34 PM
Why didn't I go to Bonnaroo? 

Ughhhh.  I'm so mad at myself.  Is there a vomiting emoticon?

At your service.......

  (I'm right there with ya, Lady.....)
Daylight is good at arriving in the night time

Penny Lane

Quote from: vespachick on Jun 08, 2011, 07:59 PM
ahhaahaaahha!  No, you have to get the one in the Yellow/Orange bottle. 

Didn't we already have this conversation about 3 years ago???

I just love Brad's pic here, mostway down:
http://www.mymorningjacket.com/forum/index.php?topic=12328.40

we need to start this up again after our experience with MONKEYBUTT at Hangout Fest..i miss all the gold bond talk.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

e_wind

Quote from: Crispy on Jun 07, 2011, 12:15 PM
Quote from: e_wind on Jun 06, 2011, 09:55 PM
I'm always sad when I get home from music festivals. Wakarusa was an amazing time with tons of friends and now I'm back in the real world with work and rules. And speaking of Gold Bond, I used a lot of that at Waka.

Hey man, sorry I missed you there -- I walked around West Woods and looked for a Louisville flag and/or KY plates and found neither. Were you in the north area? I was camped right by the pumphouse where the Water Wagon filled up every couple of hours. Anywho, it was a great time.
 
Oh, this is a complaints thread, so I'll bitch about the heat. DAMN, it was hot, and with the beats wafting up from the festival in the wee hours, I didn't sleep much. Until the last night when I got a xanax from a guy for airing up his tire.  ;D

We were in the southern west woods, tucked in the very very back corner, as we were some of the first there. the southern west woods cons were that we had to walk up that HUGE hill to the northern WW for ice. the pros were that it was insanely shaded. I slept as much as i wanted if i turned my battery powered fan on. it wouldve been extremely hard for you to find us, unless you were on the prowl, because we were tucked so far back on the very edge of the actual thick forest. it was seriously the best arrangement ive ever had for a camping festival
don't rock bottom, just listen just slow down...

capt. scotty

Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jun 07, 2011, 11:56 PM
Quote from: capt. scotty on Jun 07, 2011, 11:14 PM
Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Triple Action is my go to...is this stuff really better than Gold Bond?!  ???

I trust TripAction...the tingle means its doin work



damn dude, tripaction yo?  aren't you afraid that the powder might get in your pee pee hole and poison your babies?  that's my biggest fear.  tripaction sounds intense, you got a fungus growin or somethin?

hell, if you put it that way I guess Im using it as contraception  ;D

but naw, its all about the undercarriage. Once I got a jock itch infection a couple years ago, I switched to to trip action and havent looked back.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Penny Lane

Quote from: capt. scotty on Jun 09, 2011, 06:44 PM
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jun 07, 2011, 11:56 PM
Quote from: capt. scotty on Jun 07, 2011, 11:14 PM
Quote from: tdb810 on Jun 07, 2011, 09:28 PM
i don't have balls, ew, thank god, but this is what we used at the hangout:



Triple Action is my go to...is this stuff really better than Gold Bond?!  ???

I trust TripAction...the tingle means its doin work



damn dude, tripaction yo?  aren't you afraid that the powder might get in your pee pee hole and poison your babies?  that's my biggest fear.  tripaction sounds intense, you got a fungus growin or somethin?

hell, if you put it that way I guess Im using it as contraception  ;D

but naw, its all about the undercarriage. Once I got a jock itch infection a couple years ago, I switched to to trip action and havent looked back.

whatever you do, don't get the blue bottle (foot powder) anywhere near your balz--my ex boyfriend cried for 2 hours when i told him it would be okay to do this...it's not
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

kydiddle

Cow temperature.

mjk73

anything that has the word FOOT should never ever ever go near balls. That's just pain waiting to happen.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Quote from: mjk73 on Jun 10, 2011, 08:23 AM
anything that has the word FOOT should never ever ever go near balls. That's just pain waiting to happen.

I wonder if you're even suppose to apply it to your balls.  it seems like it'd be way more effective on the taint.  blocking butt sweat from building up and creating a layer of smegma? hmm, chemically infected taints aint no way to fly.

capt. scotty

Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jun 10, 2011, 06:39 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jun 10, 2011, 08:23 AM
anything that has the word FOOT should never ever ever go near balls. That's just pain waiting to happen.

I wonder if you're even suppose to apply it to your balls.  it seems like it'd be way more effective on the taint.  blocking butt sweat from building up and creating a layer of smegma? hmm, chemically infected taints aint no way to fly.

i thought powders scared you?

...of course gold bond goes on the taint. i probably would test positive for gold bond from my knees to bellybutton.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

tdb810

boys are gross   :P
.....Back at the Model Home

mjk73

Posted this in the 'Roo thread but this needs to be said multiple times.

To everyone complaining about the setlists or lack of "variety": shut the fuck up. Some of us haven't seen them live in 5 years so whatever the hell they want to play is fine. Jesus people, you bitch about the stupidest of fucking things around here. And people wonder why I left here last time Be thankful you've gotten to see them recently and that we are able to watch them live via these streams. Shut the fuck up and just enjoy the got damn show. Ungrateful fucking people. Sorry if that's negative but so what. You know, you don't have to listen to every show that pops up so you won't get tired of the same songs.

mjk73

Seriously, I'm tired of hearing it people. You don't like it, don't go and don't listen. Better yet, start your own fucking cover band and play stuff they do not play much/often if you don't like it so much.