Dudes, I need your help.

[ALady]

and whatever you do...don't yell out  Sec Walkin!   right at the moment....
i've been dumped for that before...

I love you.   ;D

[Taterbug]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately)  ;)

Thanks Penny, I am pretty damn lucky. She gets more beautiful every day. My brother and my friends tell me I'm out way over my skis and she is to good looking for me.

As for the chicken cutlet, that must be an east coast thing. Not sure it will fly in the midwest.

[ALady]

Pfffft, I can confirm you guys are a fiiiiine lookin' couple.   

[Fully]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)

[YouAre_GivenToFly]

and whatever you do...don't yell out  Sec Walkin!   right at the moment....
i've been dumped for that before...

Life lessons learned here at the MMJ board.

[Fully]

Just in case anyone needs a handy flowchart:

[megalicious]

Lord, I AM going to hell!
;D

[Taterbug]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)

OK,  I googled it.  That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just ate a burrito off the roach coach.

Thanks ALady , Your a looker yourself. 

[megalicious]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)

OK,  I googled it.  That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just a burrito off the roach coach.

Thanks ALady  :)

Hey, if you really want to be grossed out, check out the "Alabama Hot Pocket."

[Ghosts_on_TV]

Im partial to the David Blaine myself.

[Jon T.]

Im partial to the David Blaine myself.

That is a good one.

While we're on the subject.  Wait, what subject are we on?

Check this out from Jeopardy.  Classic.  Whoever wrote this question HAD to have had this in mind...

Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!'

[megalicious]

Other questions:

Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?

Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.

[Taterbug]

;D

Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.

I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em.  ;D

I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock"  while I'm at work.  I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.

I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)

OK,  I googled it.  That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just a burrito off the roach coach.

Thanks ALady  :)

Hey, if you really want to be grossed out, check out the "Alabama Hot Pocket."

I think I'm gonna punt on the  " Alabama Hot pocket ".   It sounds like it might involve poo.

[Tracy 2112]

[Ruckus]

Im partial to the David Blaine myself.

That is a good one.

While we're on the subject.  Wait, what subject are we on?

Check this out from Jeopardy.  Classic.  Whoever wrote this question HAD to have had this in mind...

Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!'

Never saw this before.  I'm still laughing!  Classic! ;D ;D ;D

[ManNamedTruth]

))<>((

[ericm]

Other questions:

Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?

Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.

Yes and yes.

Going to Catholic schools just about my whole life, and growing up across the street from an all girls Catholic High school, there's just something about a pleated skirt and knee high socks...... ;)

[aMillionDreams]

EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.

::) ::) ::)  Seeing a therapist doesn't mean there's anything "wrong with you".  It could just mean that you perceive a problem in your life and need help working through it.  A therapist can help you discern what the core issue is and provide feedback on different ways to approach it.

We do need a generalized sex/love/relationships thread  ;D

Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.

Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues.  The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem.  Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address.  Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing. 

Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi.  ;)

[Penny Lane]

Giddy up--i cannot WAIT to get home and look up space dock and alabama hot pocket!

[megalicious]

Giddy up--i cannot WAIT to get home and look up space dock and alabama hot pocket!

;D

You know what has always cracked me up? Cosmopolitan's sex position names. They're so stupid. It's as if they arbitrarily pick names.

Arc De Triomph? Are you kidding me?

;D