My Morning Cocktail

[exist10z]

Lowdown

3 oz Ripple wine
3 oz Mad Dog 20/20 (flavor of your choice)
1/2 pint of Old English "800"
2 oz puddle water

Must be consumed while wrapped in newspaper & lying over an active street level steam grate

Oh good call.  I forgot the Mad Dog in my 'Lowdown' Screwdriver. Substituting Orange Mad Dog instead of Orange Gatorade would certainly kick it up a notch.  Given the amount of Mad Dog I've consumed, I am surprised that wasn't the first thing to come to mind.

[oistheone]

I have nothing to add other than this thread is awesome.

And the "Outta My System" colon blow cocktail will have me laughing for days.

[Fully]

Any drink with MD20/20 in it should be named Run Thru.

[BH]

Truly the greatest thread ever!   You guys are fucking clever when it comes to drinking!

Nashville To Kentucky

1 oz Ole Smokey Moonshine
1 oz Makers Mark
Rocks

Drink until you are back in a world that you can live.

[LeanneP]

I think I'm drunk just reading the recipes.

[Fully]

Victory Dance

1 jug of white lightening
-- 3 glugs from the jug
1 cube of iced pomegranate juice shaped into a 2" diameter ball
3 drops of lavender emulsion
1/2tsp lemon juice
Star anise
Served in a highball glass

[Ruckus]

Into the Woods

8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap

repeat

[Crispy]

Into the Woods

8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap

repeat

You Wanna Freak Out

8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best

[Fully]

Into the Woods

8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap

repeat

Perfect recipe!

[Jon T.]

Steam Engine:

1oz Rumplemintz
1oz Fireball

room temperature

and why won't you be at Port Chester?

Because all I have left is soft patch of skin where my balls used to be... 

I would think I could at least spell Rumple Minze right with as much of it as I have consumed.

[Jon T.]

Into the Woods

8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap

repeat

You Wanna Freak Out

8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best

Nice ones! 

[peafunk31]

The Dark

8 oz Rouge Shakespeare Stout
2 oz dark roast coffee
2 oz Kahlua

[bluesky]

The Dark

8 oz Rouge Shakespeare Stout
2 oz dark roast coffee
2 oz Kahlua

perfect show drink for me!

[Ruckus]

Brooke, Mahg33ta, and peafunk's sound good!  Yours too Crispy.

[Ruckus]

It's Been a Great 3 or 4 Years

1 qt. Clorox
1 asshole
shake

[bluesky]

Victory Dance

1 jug of white lightening
-- 3 glugs from the jug
1 cube of iced pomegranate juice shaped into a 2" diameter ball
3 drops of lavender emulsion
1/2tsp lemon juice
Star anise
Served in a highball glass

so fancy! I want to come to your parties!!!

[Fully]

It's Been a Great 3 or 4 Years

1 qt. Clorox
1 asshole
shake

Ruckus, is this to be administered via Franzia box and anal tubing?

bluesky - If you are ever in Nashville, go to Patterson House. You might find a very similar drink there.

[e_wind]

Into the Woods

8 ozs hot tea
1 boomer cap

repeat

You Wanna Freak Out

8 boomer caps
144 oz Milwaukee's Best

too many nights ended horribly with said caps and a shitty 12 pack

[goldbondking]

This thread has me so entertained. You guys are hilarious.

I Will Be There When You Die

• 2 ounces bourbon
• 1 ounce ruby port
• 1 ounce Windex
• 1 ounce Hemlock
• 2 dashes orange bitters