Another INSANE Steam Engine thread

[jesus christ]

Hey guys, great to hear from you! Excellent questions!
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well, bad things happen to everyone. It is just that the bad things that happen to bad people never seem quite bad enough.

will people believe it is really me when/if I come back?
God, no!
The reality is this. Even if I showed up tomorrow, people would be ready to discount me. They would insist on pulling my hair out to do carbon dating and drug testing. Some people would assume that I was some cult leader and send the FBI after me. I would probably get involved in some sort of stand-off. Chances are good that I will get shot or something. Of course, the joke is on that person, because I am like a villain in a horror movie- you can starve me or nail me to a cross and leave me there,  but you better stand over my body for a few days, because chances are good you haven't finished me off.

[jesus christ]

ps, BH, I have been spending a lot of time observing the Napa Valley, so I think I can finally get away from the table variety. I refuse to fool with that Shiraz crap, though.

[jesus christ]

hey, keep them coming!

[ycartrob]

I always thought JC would be funnier and more clever...

[jesus christ]

tracy, you blaspheme. what good does clever do anyone. all clever gets you is bitter laughter from your snarky friends. I  will leave that to you.

[Taterbug]

Yo, Jesus.  Is smoking mary jane a sin ?

[jesus christ]

Absolutely not. Anything God makes doesn't hurt (think dirt).

[aMD]

Absolutely not. Anything God makes doesn't hurt (think dirt).

what about hemlock?

[jesus christ]

Aw crap. Got me there. Hey, nobody's perfect!!

[TheBigChicken]

Hey JC..ever consider a hair cut / beard trim like Jim James?

[Taterbug]

Jesus,  since you see and hear everything, can you tell me where Osama is ?
Also, I think Jesus needs his own ASK JESUS thread. ;)

[jesus christ]

I love my look! I will leave personal change to you mortals.

Of course I  know where Obama is. I have been following his movements very closely. He is on the campaign trail.

See, I am so not perfect! I thought you said Obama. So, Osama. As of right now, I am not sure. Last I saw him, he was waiting outside the gates of Britney's house  with that guy with the weird chin mohawk. What a couple of losers!

[jesus christ]

Also, I think Jesus needs his own ASK JESUS thread. ;)

I prefer this. Kinda clandestine-like. If word got out that I was available, I would never get any work done!

[TheBigChicken]

Run Jesus, It's the forum police!!!!!

[jesus christ]

Run Jesus, It's the forum police!!!!!

can they fly? didn't think so. not scared.

[TheBigChicken]

Run Jesus, It's the forum police!!!!!

can they fly? didn't think so. not scared.

you will be out numbered .UNFORTUNATELY there's more than one :-/

[jesus christ]

are you trying to help me or just scare me? did you know that people are looking for you, too? apparently, you have been missed. read some threads:
-Favorite MMJ songs and why
-very cool pic

[TheBigChicken]

I'm here to help. It would be hard to convince you I'm not here to scare with my past screen name Uncle Creepy. Hope your around long enough and you'll understand a little more about a certain "pecking order" on this here board. But for a cat that can change water into booze you should be fine. Any chance in a bath tub of Miller Lite ? Wow, now I finally can say I know who Jesus is !!!!

[jesus christ]

Sorry, dude, wine only. I tried a batch of Mad Dog 20/20 once, but a couple of frat guys went blind. Pity.
And I know all about pecking orders.  I have been up against some real foes in my time. Not too worried about this. I would hate to get booted, 'cause I just so happen to think that the Jacket is society's greatest hope since Bob, but if that's what happens, so be it.
Not everyone can hang with the J-man, but the rewards of my friendship are plentiful and great!

[Taterbug]

Run Jesus, It's the forum police!!!!!

can they fly? didn't think so. not scared.

No reason to be scared, I'm far from the forum police.  I don't even correct other peoples spelling. It's all love baby.