Dear Merchandise........

[sweatboard]

Do you think you could get us some bumper stickers made?  I'm not talking about traditional "bumper stickers".  I'm talking about a bumper sticker to end all bumper stickers.  I'm talking about something that will adhere to the entire circumference and square inch of my bumper so that I won't have to waste time filling up the hind end of my transportation with any other adhesive logo.  I'm talking about something that starts in front of my left turn signal and wraps behind the back of the right turn signal and it says in big ASS RED LETTERS..............................

"trapped in gasoline, a lizard on a string, no one ever screams any  
more. It's called THE DARK"

can I get a second?


and can we get one made for every model car, from each year?   Thanks,

Brian

[aMD]

eww, good idea, Brian.  Like the Lebowski Fest stickers.  Here's some good ones:

"Sticky Sticky trouble, I want you to know"
"Why does my mind blow to bits?"
"Was some shakin'"
"Your skin looks good in the moonlight"
"For an urban boy on a dirty tour I've never felt so clean"

[megisnotreal]

"oh shit, run!"

you know, you can custom-order stickers...
http://www.stickernation.com/

mybe i'll order some with my next paycheck. it's, like, 20 cents a sticker.

8-)

[Angry Ewok]

I'd settle for a panda bear on suction cups. Or two.

[MMJ_fanatic]

I'm thinkin about getting custom vinyl lettering for the windows of my truck cap--My Morning Jacket in huge font 8-)

[Dee.]

I'd settle for a panda bear on suction cups. Or two.

Ooh me too.