Questions you'd like answered

[EC]

I wonder if this has been brought up before...  If you could ask anyone from the band any question you'd like to know, what would it be?  (This maybe won't apply to those of you who have talked to them, unless you were shy or didn't want to bug them by asking the questions you'd really like to know...)

(I've decided to defer my question for now, because I'm experiencing one of those moments where you can't remember all of the things you've thought of before.  Like at Christmas, where all through October and November you're thinking about all the things you'd really like, and then when someone asks you directly, you ask for a day planner...)

[sweatboard]

Do you dig The Pina Colada Song?
Who would win in a fight between The Mollusk and MMJ Fanatic.
Is it true that Patrick can dunk a basketball?
Would you play a show at my house for me and my close personal friends and everyone on the message board except Mollusk for $200 and all the alcohol you could drink.
Why is it so loud when the cannons unload on each other?
If Hoobastank ask you to open for them what would you say exactly?
Jim can you pull off the freebird solo?
Do you like those inside out resses cups?
I Do!!!!!!!!

[marktwain]

It's just the way that WHO sings?

[thebigbang]

Which two tones?

[MMJ_fanatic]

 is Jim James a nod to old westerns?

[MMJ_fanatic]

when did #34 really present itself to be Jim's number? or is that just another cryptic wink and a nod answer?

[MMJ_fanatic]

p.s. Brian--fughedaboutit ;)

[TheMollusk]

i would win the fight because i am a third degree blackcelt in karate and i did two years in a federal prison.

[TheMollusk]

gah! blackbelt, half my right arm in in a contraption.

[SMc55]

And I thought you were one of those fierce fighting Scotsmen.

[TheMollusk]

i thought you had down syndrome

[MMJ_fanatic]

I am a judo expert weigh 300 lbs and have 3% body fat so guess again ;D

[TheMollusk]

no, actually im not thinking again, because before i got into karate i took judo since the age of eight, after i earned a black belt at thirteen, my sensi directed me into karate, that I have earned several titles provincial and canadian wide. when i was incarcerated however, i soon found out that all of that is out the window, because the martial arts take years of dicipline and patience to perfect, and in that situation, there is no such thing. you have to deal with people who are totally illogical andirty. i have been brought up on attemted murder charges, which were eventually reduced because of self defence, but still spent 2 yrs between 98 and 01 in kingston federal prison. one time i was stabbed in the leg for mentioning it was 'a little chilly.' besides, there is no judo move at all that could come up against my dicipline in karate. trust me, i know. so if you still feel like fighting me IM me your adress and i'll bring you closer to any evil you could ever witness. done smartass?

[TheMollusk]

oh and by the way, i just checked it out, there is no such thing as a 300lb. fat piece of shit with 3% body fat ratio. its completely impossible. so if you're some internet surfing geek with a big head, i suggest you stop talking now, as i've told you before, because with each post you not only feed my hatred, you make yourself look like a total lying idiot. or if you want, i'll guess you're a five foot four acne riddin skinny dick that has lost every fight he's been in. not that fighting matters. dont try and be tough and dont lie. you may not like me, but ive never lied about anything. as far as you are concerned, i will no longer believe anything you say on here because you are a liar, an ass kisser, and a total waste of time.

[sweatboard]

For whose short bitter fucked up life?

[MMJ_fanatic]

the fact you want to come to where I live to attempt to inflict damage on me demonstrates your elementary school mentality coupled with severe impulse control and anger management issues.  you really need psychotherapy which should be easy to get living in Canada where you have cradle to grave entitlements.  good luck!  :D oh yeah and everyone in prison is innocent  ::) trash

[marktwain]

man, the sexual tension here is so thick you could cut it with a knife.  Boys, just kiss and make up :)

[MMJ_fanatic]

ok

[TheMollusk]

that uterus thing is totally freaking me out

[TheMollusk]

do you have any pictures?