Getting To Know You

[LadyGrinningSoul]

I've only been here a couple weeks and I don't really know anyone yet, so I figured I'd make a little survey for you guys to fill out to give me some kind of idea of who you all are. These are deeply pressing questions, and they require a great deal of introspection.

I'll fill it out first.

1. How often do you shower? I don't. It's an old house, so I only have a bath tub. I bathe every day. Sometimes once in the morning and once in the evening.
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain. I like Thursdays because, even though the best part of Thursday is the anticipation of Friday, it's somehow more exciting than the actual coming of Friday.
3. Do you enjoy cheese? I love cheese. To the max. I'm a Stella Provolone gal.
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch." In the Summer months, I suppose I'm about 6 and 3/4.
5. Chocolate or cigarettes? Toughy... How about chocolate (twice-dipped...and fried) cigarettes.. Hmm, maybe I should start fonduing my Marlboros.
6. Favorite childhood toy? Pamela - one of those Teddy Ruxpin type dolls that you put the tapes in and they "talk." Kinda creepy, in retrospect, but I loved her to death.
7. Favorite vacation spot? Hilton Head, SC
8. What's your poison? Bacardi Razz and OJ
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in: Playing dead
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections. General Tso's and "Amelie"
11. What's your middle name? Grace
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
A. If you put me on your team in Scene It, Taboo, or Pictionary, we will clobber the opponents regardless of your competence (or lack thereof).
B. I'm the human pillow, and you may slumber upon me, if you so desire.
C. I have hobbit feet... wait, that's not good.
D. I'm very open minded.
E. I love me some My Morning Jacket!

Your turn!  :D

[tomEisenbraun]

1. How often do you shower? Once a day. I can't stand day-old hair
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain. Right now it doesn't ¾matter, since its summer and I'm jobless, but probably saturday otherwise, since i dont have to wake up early. Actually hell, it'll be thursday come this fall, since i wont have to wake up early, and my college PE credit for this year is country line dance. Hell yes.
3. Do you enjoy cheese? Depends, it must be cheese i like. Like american, or irish cheddar
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch." not a huge fan of the sex question...
5. Chocolate or cigarettes? Neither, I prefer my pipe (good ole tobaccy in though, nothin fishy)
6. Favorite childhood toy? Probably my countless Ninja Turtles action figures. I remember hanging one on the christmas tree one year
7. Favorite vacation spot? Somewhere in the mountains or on a beach
8. What's your poison? Jones Soda...The Crushed Melon kind
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in: Couldn't tell ya. I've never been.
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections. some good chicken, i dont really care how, just as long as it juicy and tasty, and probably Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Eternal Sunshine, or the Royal Tenenbaums
11. What's your middle name? Clark, but I've been thinking about changing it to Qlark, for weirdness' sake
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
1. I play guitar
2. I can play guitar behind my head
3. I'm typing this on a Mac
4. www.soundclick.com/bands/5/tomeisenbraun_music.htm
5. I play jazz flute...

[jonjon]

1. How often do you shower?
   Often as needed...often.

2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain.
   Tuesday. That's my first day off and the day I can sleep as long as I want. Work usually leaves me alone on Tues. Plus it's the first night of two for Law & Order.

3. Do you enjoy cheese? Love chesse. Especially with peanut butter.

4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10.
  Ten. Constantly abusing myself and loving it. Got an arm cramp one time.

5. Chocolate or cigarettes?
   Don't like choc, love peanut butter. Cig? Yes please. Cig with peanut butter cookie anyone?

6. Favorite childhood toy?
   The woods. It provided army, climbing, swinging and a place to sneak cigs.

7. Favorite vacation spot?
   Key West or the woods of N. GA

8. What's your poison?
   Jack, Bacardi Limon, Jose.

9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
   Begging.

10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections.
    Spaghetti and mari-jane-anara sauce.
    The more you eat, the better the movie gets.
    Any movie where the good guys win.

11. What's your middle name?
    Lloyd

12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
    I'm full of it.
    I've stepped in it.
    I've slipped in it.
    I've cleaned it off my dog.
    I've got porn involving it.

[aMillionDreams]

1. How often do you shower? Once a day
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain. Sunday, for most religious people it's a sin to work on Sunday, you got to love it.  I've never been too religious but I've always observed the sabbath.
3. Do you enjoy cheese? I like cheese. A little too much. The stinkier the better.
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch." I'm married now so my sex drive has been knocked down a few spots to about 7
5. Chocolate or cigarettes? Chocolate.  It used to be cigarette though. Remember candy cigarettes? The best of both worlds!
6. Favorite childhood toy? the Batmobile and all of my old school Batman figures.
7. Favorite vacation spot? Hilton Head, SC
8. What's your poison? weed (if you want to call that poison)
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in: no thank you
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections. Fettechini Alfredo and Dr. Strangelove
11. What's your middle name? anonymous
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
A. I dig the Jacket
B. I don't like to brag
C. I usually don't participate in these kinds of things
D. Bob Dylan winked at me once (I have witnesses)
E. I love me some people who love some My Morning Jacket!

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

1. How often do you shower?  
   Daily
 
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain.  
   Any day that Amelia is in a good mood.  This is most days.
    
3. Do you enjoy cheese?  My son Chris claims my death certificate will read "Cause of death:  Cheese"
 
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10.
  11-because ours goes to 11

5. Chocolate or cigarettes?
   Cigarettes.  Cloves.
 
6. Favorite childhood toy?
   I had a Mattel Electronics "Red Line Racer" that simulated drag racing with sounds and LED lights.  That and my Atari 2600.

7. Favorite vacation spot?
   a.  Ohio Pyle, PA.  They've got this old railroad that's been converted into a bike trail.  Most awesome.
   b.  Tucson, AZ  Go on Mt. Lemmon and tell me there isn't a higher power.
 
8. What's your poison?
   Bourbon and water.  Always.
 
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
   100% Reliability
 
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections.  
    I've learned to hate movies.  My ADD won't allow for paying attention for longer than 5 minutes.  (unless it's a rock concert)
 
11. What's your middle name?  
    Louis
 
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
    a.  I'm old and still rock
    b.  My kids are going to be just like me, scary
    c.  I'm bringing down the system from within
    d.  100 years from now, I'll be doing the same thing
    e.  I can make anyone laugh

[EC]

1. How often do you shower? Oh, mostly every day.  Unless I'm at Bonnaroo, and then it's all whore's baths with wet naps.
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain. I do like a Saturday now that I don't have to work brunches in restaurants.  I hardly remember what day of the week it is, though, so I guess it doesn't mean much to me.
3. Do you enjoy cheese? Yes.  I'm very fond of goat's cheese.  I really do like cheese.
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch." I want to be cobweb crotch because I think that's hilarious.  
5. Chocolate or cigarettes? Both.  
6. Favorite childhood toy? A little record player I got when I was 5.  It still works.
7. Favorite vacation spot? I can pretty much enjoy anywhere.
8. What's your poison? Lately it's been bourbon.  I like it a lot.  A little too much.  Like last night for examle.
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in: All of my sexual techniques are special.
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections. soul food and Rushmore.
11. What's your middle name? Anna
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
A. Moths like me.  A lot.
B. I have a cat that can kill people.
C. I wrote a hit play.  (Just kidding.  It was not a hit.  I just wanted to say that.)
D. I keep gum with me at all times.
E. My kitchen is the colour of macaroni and cheese.

[SMc55]

11. What's your middle name? Clark, but I've been thinking about changing it to Qlark, for weirness' sake

Oh Tom, you've got to do it!

[SMc55]

1. How often do you shower?      I don't, but I bath every day. I don't know how to work the shower. Well, I've only lived here a year.
2. What is your favorite day of the week?      Thursday. It's my day off work and I spend it with greggy  ;D
3. Do you enjoy cheese?      Love it, especially Wensleydale, the favourite of Wallace and Grommit.
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch."      (Blushes coyly - but less coyly on a Thursday 8))
5. Chocolate or cigarettes?      Oh, chocolate definately
6. Favorite childhood toy?      My bike. Loved the freedom it gave me to free range round town. Does that count as a toy? If not, then I'd pick my chemisrty set.
7. Favorite vacation spot?      Scotland
8. What's your poison?      Kit kats. The big new crunchie ones. Mmmm kit kats   :D
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:      Not for me to say  ;)
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections.      Anything Italian and anything funny. In that order.
11. What's your middle name?      Mary
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
A. I am
B. no good.
C. at anything
D. but I don't mind
E. admitting it  8)

[SMc55]

6. Favorite childhood toy?      My bike. Loved the freedom it gave me to free range round town. Does that count as a toy? If not, then I'd pick my chemisrty set.

Of course I was lucky, other kids had to make do with a chemistry set.

[tomEisenbraun]

5. Chocolate or cigarettes?
Cigarettes. Cloves.

Nice. Djarums? What kind? Lately I've been diggin on the Djarum Splashes

[Specialist]

1. How often do you shower?
Daily

2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain.
During the school year it is Thursday, i would say Friday, but it usually doesn't turn out the way you want it to.

3. Do you enjoy cheese?
yeah

4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch."
Getting uncomfortable

5. Chocolate or cigarettes?
depends

6. Favorite childhood toy?
WWE wrestling figures

7. Favorite vacation spot?
Vacations with my family usually turn out to be a disaster...so i will tell you my dream vacation.

Travelling down the Mississippi delta, visiting gravesites of great bluesmen, going to the crossroads,etc.

8. What's your poison?
Dr. Pepper

9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
???

10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections.
I guess it would be mexican and "Detroit Rock City" or "Caddyshack."  Nothing to get too wrapped up in.

11. What's your middle name?
Edward

12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
I'm not really "the shit"...but some of my favorite bands are Radiohead, Interpol, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble, The Mars Volta, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Robert Johnson, and of course our beloved My Morning Jacket.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Nice. Djarums? What kind? Lately I've been diggin on the Djarum Splashes

Definitely Djarums.  I've tried all the different kinds, but the classics always do it for me.

[sweatboard]

1. How often do you shower?
Almost every day, except on the weekends.
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Explain.
Saturday, Because I work Monday thru Friday and Sunday is the saddest day of the week.  Plus I usually smell bad on Sunday's.
3. Do you enjoy cheese?
I love cheese.  It just makes everything better.  
4.How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10.  10 being "Nymph" and 1 being "Cobweb Crotch."
I'll say nine, I probably still have some room for improvement.  
5. Chocolate or cigarettes?
Yes Please.
6. Favorite childhood toy?
 Leo, my stuffed lion that wears a safari outfit.
7. Favorite vacation spot?
The Beach, I'm leaving for Charelston SC tomorow, I can't wait.  
8. What's your poison?  
Chili Cheese Fries.  
9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
The Dirty Sanchez - It took years to perfect.
10. What would be your ideal "dinner and a movie" selections.
White Wine, Itallian Food and Pearl Jam Live @ Madison Square Garden.
11. What's your middle name?
Scott
12. 5 reasons why you are the shit:
    1. I have a kick ass vinyl record collection
    2. I Love Cats
    3. I can record live concerts.
    4. I've seen My Morning Jacket 8 times
    5. I've got a disco ball in my house

[Chills]

1): when needed, love a hot bath more.
2): tie Friday/Saurday. I enjoy relaxing, reading a book, listening to music go out at night and ofcourse sleep until the afternoon.
3): not really
4): can jump from 3 to 10 in a second... it's mostly at least a three very seldom a zero. Right now... 3
5): I don't smoke so chocolate
6): GI Joe is the real thing. Go Joe!
7): S. of France
8): as John Lee Hooker said: one bourbon, one beer and one scotch
9): Chills says: "no comment"
10): barbecue outside, big lebowski and white russians inside.
11): don't have one, really!
12) (this is work!)
 
 I love Mötorhead, Marvin Gaye MMJ and Madness
  I know how to rock and know how to relax
  I don't like annoying others with endless talk , Try to  keep that at a minimum (only when I'm drunk)
  when i forget how to talk I sing (now mostly Nature Boy by Nat King Cole)
   I might beat you at soccer/football

[Chills]

 ??? This went horribly wrong! What was I doing?

[SMc55]

??? This went horribly wrong! What was I doing?

You could try going back and 'modifying' it.
But we can read it OK.

[sweatboard]

Yeah, I had no problem reading it.

[sweatboard]

My Top 5 Favorite answers.

1. Megan - Why Are You The Shit?
Answer - I have a cat that can KILL people.

2. John - Do You Enjoy Cheese?
Answer -  My son Chris claims my death certificate will read "Cause of death:  Cheese"

3. jon jon -  Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
Answer - Begging.

4. Eisey - What's your middle name?
Answer - Clark, but I've been thinking about changing it to Qlark, for weirdness' sake

5. John - How would you rate your sex drive on a scale of 1 to 10.
Answer - 11-because ours goes to 11

[EC]

Heh.  I laughed for ten minutes at:

9. Name a sexual technique that you specialize in:
The Dirty Sanchez - It took years to perfect.  

Plus you have a disco ball in your house.  Do you ever leave?  I wouldn't!

(we have a little disco ball in the office, and every day around 6ish, the light comes in and it makes the entire office look like a little dance floor.  It's very nice.)

[sweatboard]

Heh.  I laughed for ten minutes at:


Plus you have a disco ball in your house.  Do you ever leave?  I wouldn't!

(we have a little disco ball in the office, and every day around 6ish, the light comes in and it makes the entire office look like a little dance floor.  It's very nice.)

Next time the light comes in and hits the disco ball you should play "I Will Survive" as loud as possible on your computer and see if you can start a soul train.