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Title: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Aug 17, 2009, 11:36 PM
I just willingly watched Swing Vote today :-[
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: el_chode on Aug 18, 2009, 08:41 AM
I have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: BH on Aug 18, 2009, 09:18 AM
QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Aug 18, 2009, 09:46 AM
QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring

1st I hope that everything is alright or will be alright.
2nd there is nothing to be ashamed of

Ultrasounds feel good, testicular massages done expertly feel good.  It will get awkward only if the ultrasound technician is a gorgeous woman (or man).

That said, what's funny is that someone named Chode is worrying about gettin his sac massaged.  Seems like some crotchal jealousies are developing ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Taterbug on Aug 18, 2009, 09:51 AM
QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring

I hope your nut is ok.

I guarantee your gonna get the BIGGEST boner, I hope the dude giving the ultrasound is gentle while he shaves your velvet marble bag.  ;)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: el_chode on Aug 18, 2009, 11:51 AM
It's for a nut cyst apparently, but they want to make sure.

I'm not sure what I fear more - freezing cold gel applied to the scroat, or the very real possibility that someone, regardless of age, sex, or attractiveness, might give me an awkward stiffy.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: rugbird on Aug 18, 2009, 12:27 PM
Bought a six pack with quarters and dimes last night.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Aug 18, 2009, 12:38 PM
Brett Farve coming back
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Penny Lane on Aug 18, 2009, 12:43 PM
QuoteBrett Farve coming back

he never left (my thoughts) mmmmm....a pair of wranglers never looked so good.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: mjkoehler on Aug 18, 2009, 03:10 PM
I ate all of that? Jeeze o pete. At least ice cream is made from cream and milk and that's an easily absorbable protein source right? There is some nutrional value?!?!?!
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Penny Lane on Aug 18, 2009, 04:09 PM
QuoteI ate all of that? Jeeze o pete. At least ice cream is made from cream and milk and that's an easily absorbable protein source right? There is some nutrional value?!?!?!

honestly, i do need to follow you from thread to thread pointing out that ice cream is probably NOT a good source of protein. LOL....cream and milk? i mean are you getting this from a runner's world training menu?!  :D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: mjkoehler on Aug 18, 2009, 04:18 PM
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QuoteI ate all of that? Jeeze o pete. At least ice cream is made from cream and milk and that's an easily absorbable protein source right? There is some nutrional value?!?!?!

honestly, i do need to follow you from thread to thread pointing out that ice cream is probably NOT a good source of protein. LOL....cream and milk? i mean are you getting this from a runner's world training menu?!  :D
:P More like the Fat Boys Training Menu.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Aug 18, 2009, 08:34 PM
QuoteIt's for a nut cyst apparently, but they want to make sure.

I'm not sure what I fear more - freezing cold gel applied to the scroat, or the very real possibility that someone, regardless of age, sex, or attractiveness, might give me an awkward stiffy.

That's why ya knock back a liter of Evan Williams beforehand.  
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: LEATHER KID on Aug 19, 2009, 01:14 PM
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QuoteIt's for a nut cyst apparently, but they want to make sure.

I'm not sure what I fear more - freezing cold gel applied to the scroat, or the very real possibility that someone, regardless of age, sex, or attractiveness, might give me an awkward stiffy.

That's why ya knock back a liter of Evan Williams beforehand.  
That oughta do it.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jaimoe on Aug 19, 2009, 04:17 PM
Blame my wife:

So You Think You Can Dance - Canada

I watched the US version too; SYTYCD Canada's second season started last week. Hey, at least these kids know how to dance.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Aug 19, 2009, 06:22 PM
anyone else really dislike colin cowherd?

his radio show is terrible. i want to hear sportstalk on sports radio, not your shitty opinion on random stuff that isnt funny or interesting.

its a shame he's on that new Sportsnation show on ESPN 2 now. I might actually watch that show if he wasnt on it.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: mjkoehler on Aug 19, 2009, 08:12 PM
QuoteBlame my wife:

So You Think You Can Dance - Canada

I watched the US version too; SYTYCD Canada's second season started last week. Hey, at least these kids know how to dance.
and no complaints about the female contestants. The legs on the US version are fantastic.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jaimoe on Aug 19, 2009, 08:50 PM
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QuoteBlame my wife:

So You Think You Can Dance - Canada

I watched the US version too; SYTYCD Canada's second season started last week. Hey, at least these kids know how to dance.
and no complaints about the female contestants. The legs on the US version are fantastic.


I think Cat Deeley is great. Leah Miller (MuchMusic VJ), her Canadian counterpart, not so great.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Janet on Aug 20, 2009, 12:19 AM
...that I actually enjoyed reading all of the different names for balls on this thread...
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: TheBigChicken on Aug 21, 2009, 06:26 AM
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QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
LEFT out... ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Love Dogg on Aug 21, 2009, 10:25 AM
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QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
LEFT out... ;D

          (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc135/thebreeze_bucket/moty_rimshot.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: mjkoehler on Aug 21, 2009, 12:21 PM
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QuoteI have to get an ultrasound on my left nut.  All I can do is laugh at the sheer shameful awkwardness this will bring


You're going to have to pay extra special attention to the right one to make sure he doesn't feel left out.
LEFT out... ;D

          (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc135/thebreeze_bucket/moty_rimshot.gif)
Can we get the rim shot smily permanently as a selection. That one is great.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Aug 31, 2009, 11:42 PM
I never minded the Dixie Chicks.

I miss Van Hagar.

I drank more than one red headed slut in one night.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Aug 01, 2010, 03:44 PM
So I had a long day yesterday between the international soccer match followed by JRoddy Walston and the Business.  We started tailgating at 3.  I was rockin out hard throughout the whole show.  For the closer, J Roddy invited me on stage with a few others to help sing a cover of Panama.  I was a disgrace. :-[
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Aug 01, 2010, 03:54 PM
QuoteSo I had a long day yesterday between the international soccer match followed by JRoddy Walston and the Business.  We started tailgating at 3.  I was rockin out hard throughout the whole show.  For the closer, J Roddy invited me on stage with a few others to help sing a cover of Panama.  I was a disgrace. :-[

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Aug 01, 2010, 07:55 PM
I feel guilty every time I masturbate.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Aug 01, 2010, 09:45 PM
QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: lovemytree on Sep 11, 2010, 06:48 AM
smoking
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Sep 11, 2010, 02:52 PM
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QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin

I don't really feel guilty I feel like a man.  In the movie "The Game" with Michael Douglas he has to take a questionnaire and one of the questions is "Do you feel guilty when you masturbate".   that question hasn't left my mind ever since.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Sep 11, 2010, 04:24 PM
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Quote
QuoteI feel guilty every time I masturbate.

I dont.

I feel bad for the lady who didnt know what she was missin

I don't really feel guilty I feel like a man.  In the movie "The Game" with Michael Douglas he has to take a questionnaire and one of the questions is "Do you feel guilty when you masturbate".   that question hasn't left my mind ever since.

Awesome movie. Ive always wanted to do dirty things to that chick in that movie, Deborah Kara Unger
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Bigsky on Oct 13, 2010, 01:33 PM
I was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Tracy 3000 on Oct 13, 2010, 01:41 PM
QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

(http://media.dorks.com/content/pic/d5282007/too_ashamed.jpg)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Oct 13, 2010, 03:50 PM
Quote
QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

(http://media.dorks.com/content/pic/d5282007/too_ashamed.jpg)

go sit in the corner hacksaw, err tracy, err hacksaw
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Oct 13, 2010, 09:31 PM
Quote
QuoteI was hacksaw. (w/ a period at the end).  the fake hacksaw... I'm not hacksaw the ass, but hacksaw. the member who pretended to be nice and polite. I just tried to log on, but it looks like the mods got rid of my fake member name. I don't have shame for this, but I just wanted to come clean and be honest to the forum. From now on I will not pretend to be hacksaw...who is an asshole.

(http://media.dorks.com/content/pic/d5282007/too_ashamed.jpg)
I crack up every time I see this. ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: johnnYYac on Oct 13, 2010, 11:10 PM
Will the real hacksaw please stand up!  or go away!  Stop killing my buzz.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Oct 25, 2010, 12:30 AM
In the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: hacksaw on Oct 26, 2010, 06:52 AM
Bigsky, I DEMAND an apology.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Bigsky on Oct 26, 2010, 11:03 AM
QuoteBigsky, I DEMAND an apology.

I have never really been good at demands...try McDonalds  :P
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: johnnYYac on Oct 29, 2010, 11:27 AM
QuoteIn the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: walterfredo on Oct 29, 2010, 12:09 PM
I can't stop listening to Dr. Laura on the radio.  :-X
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Oct 29, 2010, 12:12 PM
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QuoteIn the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.
My dome was the recipient of several layings-on of hands...alas, it has since not only been washed, but clipped too.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Bigsky on Oct 29, 2010, 12:41 PM
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Quote
QuoteIn the excitement of the moment of rockin' the f out behind JohnnyY, I couldn't resist the urge to violently rub his sweaty dome....twice :-[ :-*
Did Crispy get the same treatment?  Ever since, I've refused to wash my dome.  It should bring you good luck.
My dome was the recipient of several layings-on of hands...alas, it has since not only been washed, but clipped too.

...and flea dipped...damn bedbugs!  ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: woodnymph on Nov 11, 2010, 03:13 PM
I finally gave in and removed all of the T-5 bracelets.  :-/  But I did so in a worshipful fashion, on 11/11...
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Jan 13, 2011, 06:27 PM
So I was cruising through the deodorant aisle at the somewhat local box megastore and I saw dollar Ban brand antiperspirant/deodorant.  I'm no brand whore so I get whatever is cheap.  Probably should have actually studied it more than a second before I threw it in the basket.  Few days later, the lady friend asks, "Did you buy women's deodorant?"  The pastel green with peach label should have been a dead giveaway.  If that wasn't enough, perhaps the scent of "Sweet Surrender" should have been the clincher.  I'm not throwing it away.  I have smelled of Sweet Surrender for the last month now. 

Ladies, please do not respond directly to this thread.  PM instead.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: ralph on Jan 13, 2011, 07:14 PM
Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: ALady on Jan 13, 2011, 07:30 PM
Hee.   ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: BH on Jan 13, 2011, 10:32 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 13, 2011, 06:27 PM
So I was cruising through the deodorant aisle at the somewhat local box megastore and I saw dollar Ban brand antiperspirant/deodorant.  I'm no brand whore so I get whatever is cheap.  Probably should have actually studied it more than a second before I threw it in the basket.  Few days later, the lady friend asks, "Did you buy women's deodorant?"  The pastel green with peach label should have been a dead giveaway.  If that wasn't enough, perhaps the scent of "Sweet Surrender" should have been the clincher.  I'm not throwing it away.  I have smelled of Sweet Surrender for the last month now. 

Ladies, please do not respond directly to this thread.  PM instead.


(http://katiechatfield.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/post-of-the-month.gif?w=420)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: kydiddle on Jan 14, 2011, 09:10 AM
Quote from: ralph on Jan 13, 2011, 07:14 PM
Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ahem.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Jan 14, 2011, 09:24 AM
Quote from: ralph on Jan 13, 2011, 07:14 PM
Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D
Why you...you've got me confused with scotty, and he was just really, really hungover!  ::)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Jan 14, 2011, 10:15 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Jan 14, 2011, 09:24 AM
Quote from: ralph on Jan 13, 2011, 07:14 PM
Ruckus, no matter what anyone tells you, youre ALL Man!! Although it was a bit of a concern when your cycle synced up with Crispy's in the NY apartment...!  :D
Why you...you've got me confused with scotty, and he was just really, really hungover!  ::)
Can someone fill me in here?  What did I do? :bath:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: capt. scotty on Jan 14, 2011, 11:50 AM
Im confused too...I thought I was the only one on the sleep til noonish then start drinking again schedule ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Jan 14, 2011, 12:30 PM
Quote from: capt. scotty on Jan 14, 2011, 11:50 AM
Im confused too...I thought I was the only one on the sleep til noonish then start drinking again schedule ;D
Yeah...THAT was the cycle! Except mine was more like sleep fitfully until about 9ish and start eating pretzels again.  ;)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: ALady on Jan 14, 2011, 03:57 PM
I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Jan 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 14, 2011, 03:57 PM
I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D
;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: ralph on Jan 15, 2011, 12:43 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 14, 2011, 03:57 PM
I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D
;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:

Stick to your guns mate! buy it again to show that your in touch with your femanine side. The ladies love that shit!!! Either that or some handsome stranger may come up to you on the street with a bunch of flowers and a 'how you doin'?'...
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Jan 15, 2011, 12:44 AM
Quote from: ralph on Jan 15, 2011, 12:43 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 14, 2011, 03:57 PM
I'm still just tickled by the fact that it wasn't even something sort of vaguely lady-scented like "Shower Fresh"...nope, Ruckus straight up rockin' the "Sweet Surrender".   ;D
;D  It's still funny to me as well.   What happens every morning is that in my subconscious attempt to finish the stick faster, I apply it rather liberally, thus exaggerating the already intoxicating aroma.  60% of the time, it works all of the time.  It'll be over soon :embarassed:

Stick to your guns mate! buy it again to show that your in touch with your femanine side. The ladies love that shit!!! Either that or some handsome stranger may come up to you on the street with a bunch of flowers and a 'how you doin'?'...

Will do mate! :beer:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Feb 09, 2011, 09:08 AM
Due to the head honcho supposedly coming to do an inspection on our store yesterday, the powers that be made me comply with our hygiene regulations and shave my beard and put my hair in a ponytail underneath my beanie.  With now just a goatee and ponytail, I looked like a generic samurai extra or yakuza thug from your average Japanese movie. :embarassed:

He haunted me in my dreams last night
(http://callitaweasel.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-last-samurai.jpg)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: wolof7 on Feb 09, 2011, 09:15 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Feb 09, 2011, 09:08 AM
Due to the head honcho supposedly coming to do an inspection on our store yesterday, the powers that be made me comply with our hygiene regulations and shave my beard and put my hair in a ponytail underneath my beanie.  With now just a goatee and ponytail, I looked like a generic samurai extra or yakuza thug from your average Japanese movie. :embarassed:

He haunted me in my dreams last night
(http://callitaweasel.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-last-samurai.jpg)

dude that is not cool.....f**k the man!

Just to mess with them you should get all depressed and lose all your power, motivation and energy to do/complete quality and efficient work blaming them for forcing you into an identity crisis.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: woodnymph on Oct 11, 2011, 12:12 AM
I am shamed to have missed this!!!!!!!!  Jerry's Records giant give-away!!!!!    :o :o :o :o

http://www.timesonline.com/entertainment/pittsburgh-music-store-to-give-away-records/article_f8d1e006-566f-5fba-8023-36506dfe68a6.html (http://www.timesonline.com/entertainment/pittsburgh-music-store-to-give-away-records/article_f8d1e006-566f-5fba-8023-36506dfe68a6.html)

Oh dear god, even sorrier to have not been there on THIS wild visit!!---

On a January tour stop in Pittsburgh, Robert Plant popped into Jerry's and bought a record by 1960s pop singer Jack Jones.

Weber thought that was a surprising pick, and told Plant so.

Weber flashes a wide smile as he recalls the legendary Led Zeppelin singer's response.

"He said, 'I'll tell you something, mate... My mum used to always tell me, "Why can't you sing like Jack Jones?" Every record I made, she'd say, "Why can't you sing like Jack Jones," so every time I go to a store, I buy a Jack Jones album.'"
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Sep 24, 2012, 01:55 PM
I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some grilling food for football at a buddies.  It was supposed to be 4-6 us and others were bringing food as well.  Well the store made Kaiser Rolls were buy one get one for a bag of six.  Therefore in rational decision tree analysis, the proper route was to purchase enough beef for 6 rolls and use the other 6 for later.  Nope, I went off the chart and purchased 7 lbs of ground beef for 12 burgers.  Had three 2/3lbs cheddar cheeseburgers yesterday.  May be a little backed up today.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 24, 2012, 02:34 PM
No shame to be had there, Ruckus, seems like the logical course of action.

My shame: I cooked four nice ribeyes last night...on a gas grill. The shame being that I enjoyed it.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 24, 2012, 03:49 PM
Well, if we are going to start confessing to overeating...
I made fried potatoes for breakfast on Saturday morning. After they were all gone (I did not eat them all), I went and fried another one just for me.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: iLikeBeer on Sep 25, 2012, 10:42 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Sep 24, 2012, 02:34 PM
No shame to be had there, Ruckus, seems like the logical course of action.

My shame: I cooked four nice ribeyes last night...on a gas grill. The shame being that I enjoyed it.  :embarrassed:

I don't quite get the shame?  Shame that you enjoyed cooking the ribeyes or shame that you enjoyed cooking the ribeyes on a gas grill?
Title: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 25, 2012, 11:07 AM
Quote from: iLikeBeer on Sep 25, 2012, 10:42 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Sep 24, 2012, 02:34 PM
No shame to be had there, Ruckus, seems like the logical course of action.

My shame: I cooked four nice ribeyes last night...on a gas grill. The shame being that I enjoyed it.  :embarrassed:

I don't quite get the shame?  Shame that you enjoyed cooking the ribeyes or shame that you enjoyed cooking the ribeyes on a gas grill?
I thought he ate four ribeyes.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: vespachick on Sep 25, 2012, 11:17 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Sep 24, 2012, 02:34 PM
No shame to be had there, Ruckus, seems like the logical course of action.

My shame: I cooked four nice ribeyes last night...on a gas grill. The shame being that I enjoyed it.  :embarrassed:

Blaspheme! It is a slippery slipper slope my friend.  I will not reveal this to Mr. Vespachick.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: joey_rogo on Sep 25, 2012, 11:45 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Sep 24, 2012, 02:34 PM
No shame to be had there, Ruckus, seems like the logical course of action.

My shame: I cooked four nice ribeyes last night...on a gas grill. The shame being that I enjoyed it.  :embarrassed:

Taste the meat, not the heat. I tell ya what.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 25, 2012, 04:31 PM
Hmm, confusion...I only ate one ribeye, and I enjoyed it, which is part of the shame because a nice ribeye should never be cooked over a pitiful gas flame, that's just wrong. The other part of the shame is that I kind of enjoyed the quick prep time, and the fact that I didn't have a beautiful pile of coals doing nothing after having them only do work for about 8 minutes. SHAME AND GUILT

Next time, I grill steaks over charcoal on my beloved Weber, and then cook some chicken parts with the rest of the fuel, and I'll be able to have two Manhattans instead of only one.


VC, thanks for keeping this transgression on the DL.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: vespachick on Sep 26, 2012, 11:36 AM
FYI Crispy, over the summer we were practicing perfecting grilled pizza on the leftover briquettes.  Mostly it was a disaster.  A delicious disaster!  :beer: 
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 26, 2012, 02:25 PM
Quote from: vespachick on Sep 26, 2012, 11:36 AM
FYI Crispy, over the summer we were practicing perfecting grilled pizza on the leftover briquettes.  Mostly it was a disaster.  A delicious disaster!  :beer:

Mmmm, grilled pizzas, I tried that once! ONCE.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Devil Ledbetter on Sep 26, 2012, 02:58 PM
I got pulled over by a cop on the way to work today, doing 38 in a 25. I apologized profusely enough that he let me off with a verbal warning.

Don't you just hate when roads are wide and smooth with hardly any residential housing yet they have these pokey little old lady speed limits? This one runs alongside a river and through an industrial park. The speed limit ought to be 50 there.
Title: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 26, 2012, 04:27 PM
I just took off work on Friday to get out of a speeding ticket.total saved -$30. Court costs are ridickulous! My shame is that I know fully well how much of a speed trap I was driving through, but stupid me wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: johnnYYac on Sep 26, 2012, 11:13 PM
On my way home with my daughter from seeing Alabama Shakes in Vermont back in April, I was clocked doing 88 in a 65 and earned a $360 fine.  The state trooper suggested I go to court for a pretrial hearing and reduced fine, since I hadn't had a ticket in quite some time.  Then, a week before the hearing, I get pulled with my kids in the car, on the way to the grocery store, doing 73 in a 55.  I arrived at the pretrial hearing for the first ticket, chose to not mention the more recent infraction, and got the $360 reduced to $155.  Paid them both and drive a bit slower these days...
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 08:45 AM
I saw Zac Brown Band at Deluna Fest this past weekend and didn't hate it.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: iLikeBeer on Sep 27, 2012, 09:44 AM
Quote from: johnnYYac on Sep 26, 2012, 11:13 PM
On my way home with my daughter from seeing Alabama Shakes in Vermont back in April, I was clocked doing 88 in a 65 and earned a $360 fine.  The state trooper suggested I go to court for a pretrial hearing and reduced fine, since I hadn't had a ticket in quite some time.  Then, a week before the hearing, I get pulled with my kids in the car, on the way to the grocery store, doing 73 in a 55.  I arrived at the pretrial hearing for the first ticket, chose to not mention the more recent infraction, and got the $360 reduced to $155.  Paid them both and drive a bit slower these days...

Isn't that funny how tickets seem to come in bunches?  I didn't get a speeding ticket until my wife was pregnant with our twins nine years ago.  And in the span of 6 months, I got pulled over 2 more times.  And in Ohio, if you get 3 speeding tickets within 6 months, you automatically lose your liscence.  Luckily my very pregnant wife was in the car with me when I got pulled over for my 3rd offense and the officer must have took sympathy on me and let me go with a warning!   :thumbsup:  I was just freaking out that I could go so long without EVER getting a speeding ticket and then, just like that, I had 3 of them?!   :cheesy:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: MKULTRA on Sep 27, 2012, 11:25 AM
Perfect "CURRENT SHAMES"

I JUST LOST ALLLLL RESPECT FOR JIM, AFTER READING HE IS DOING A SHOW FOR OBUMMER.
WHAT A SHAME, HES EITHER CLULESS, DRUGGED, OR JUST PLANE STUPID..OBUMMER IS AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST WORLD LEADER IN THE HISTORY..
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 27, 2012, 11:29 AM
Quote from: MKULTRA on Sep 27, 2012, 11:25 AM
Perfect "CURRENT SHAMES"

I JUST LOST ALLLLL RESPECT FOR JIM, AFTER READING HE IS DOING A SHOW FOR OBUMMER.
WHAT A SHAME, HES EITHER CLULESS, DRUGGED, OR JUST PLANE STUPID..OBUMMER IS AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST WORLD LEADER IN THE HISTORY..


Oooh, trolly. Welcome to the forum, MKULTRA!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 11:38 AM
I think that it's more of shame that you have such poor spelling and usage issues, MKULTRA. It's interesting that you made an account just to criticize a candidate that doesn't exist. There is no "OBUMMER" on either ticket. If this is an example of the typical Republican's education, then I'm ashamed I've ever voted Republican.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: MKULTRA on Sep 27, 2012, 11:45 AM
Cluless, only see the quick mistakes.  Praise your master OBUMMER and keep your mind distracted with music instead.  Oh and his other names are as follows:
Barry Soetorro
Obamney
Rombama
Hitlobama
and my favorite OBUMMER
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: jones on Sep 27, 2012, 11:59 AM
(http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Popcorn-09-Psych.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 12:02 PM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/MichealJacksonPopcorn.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: jones on Sep 27, 2012, 12:07 PM
I'll see your Michael Jackson and raise you one Scarlett Johansson:

(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/167278.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Sep 27, 2012, 12:11 PM
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/102801714614371940882630.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 27, 2012, 12:12 PM
Come on now, we're hoping for some old MMJ_fanatic-style goodness.


(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2010/09/Jimmy_bieber_Popcorn_cu-thumb-350x197-14878.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 12:15 PM
Scarlett is going to be tough to beat. 

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/186401-1/Gomez_popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Sep 27, 2012, 12:20 PM
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/042011/1304071049_bulldog-watching-tv.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: jones on Sep 27, 2012, 12:21 PM
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Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Ruckus on Sep 27, 2012, 12:22 PM
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1328724228_raccoon_eating_popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 12:25 PM
(http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-04-Buffy.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 12:28 PM
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/president-barack-obama-eats-popcorn-everett.jpg)

:happy:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 12:32 PM
Quote from: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 12:28 PM
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/president-barack-obama-eats-popcorn-everett.jpg)

:happy:
Jon T. - you win the "Don't feed the troll" game! :kiss:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Crispy on Sep 27, 2012, 12:35 PM
The popcorn show turned out to be a helluva lot better than the troll. I am disappoint.

(http://stylealchemy.com/ruminations/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bowiedisapproves.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: jones on Sep 27, 2012, 12:37 PM
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/9/1344511024523/McKayla-Maroney--008.jpg)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Jon T. on Sep 27, 2012, 12:38 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 12:41 PM
(http://gifsoup.com/view/276828/jim-disappointed-face-o.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 12:43 PM
(http://gifsoup.com/view/163464/oj-disappointed-o.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: jones on Sep 27, 2012, 12:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XtrAr.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: peafunk31 on Sep 27, 2012, 01:05 PM
(http://toffymenchavez.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/disappointed.gif?w=246&h=246)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Taterbug on Sep 27, 2012, 01:08 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DK7_PAlVEnI/UD-DiSk19vI/AAAAAAAAA6k/ONYrPPxm52w/s1600/Tumblr_lxwft0cKjc1rnuge7o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 27, 2012, 01:41 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Sep 27, 2012, 01:08 PM
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There's an actual doughnut in her belly.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: joey_rogo on Sep 27, 2012, 03:30 PM
You gotta give MKULTRA props on the user name though. As an avid wikipedia article reader, this is a good one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mkultra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mkultra)

Fits perfectly with the anti-gov't sentiment.
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: e_wind on Sep 28, 2012, 01:16 PM
that idiot inspired all those pictures and gifs, which have made me laugh. see, we can find silver linings in even the worst of situations
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: Fully on Sep 28, 2012, 01:28 PM
Quote from: e_wind on Sep 28, 2012, 01:16 PM
that idiot inspired all those pictures and gifs, which have made me laugh. see, we can find silver linings in even the worst of situations
It was the most fun I had all day. I rather wish he had stuck around longer. (That is not a great comment about my day.  :embarrassed: )
Title: Re: Current Shames
Post by: manonthemoon on Sep 29, 2012, 10:30 PM
Quote from: Mr. White on Sep 28, 2012, 07:33 PM
Quote from: MKULTRA on Sep 27, 2012, 11:25 AM
Perfect "CURRENT SHAMES"

I JUST LOST ALLLLL RESPECT FOR JIM, AFTER READING HE IS DOING A SHOW FOR OBUMMER.
WHAT A SHAME, HES EITHER CLULESS, DRUGGED, OR JUST PLANE STUPID..OBUMMER IS AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST WORLD LEADER IN THE HISTORY..

I think you may have been asleep for about 8 years and missed this guy.
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q56/KamiLeigh/Idiot.jpg)
This sub-human will "GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST WORLD LEADER..."

http://www.allvoices.com/news/12010032-the-dalai-lama-tells-shocked-piers-morgan-i-love-president-bush (http://www.allvoices.com/news/12010032-the-dalai-lama-tells-shocked-piers-morgan-i-love-president-bush)

The Dalai Lama would disagree  :thumbsup:.