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Started by touchingmept2, Nov 28, 2012, 09:59 PM

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touchingmept2

Nov 28, 2012, 09:59 PM
I'm bored, so I've been thinking about literal contradictions for a couple days now. Aaaannnndddd goooooo!


Pretty ugly
The time is near, to come forward with whatever killed your spark.

touchingmept2

#1
Nov 28, 2012, 09:59 PM
Modern Classic
The time is near, to come forward with whatever killed your spark.

Jaimoe

#2
Nov 28, 2012, 10:05 PM
FOX News

Clean coal

MamaKel

#3
Nov 28, 2012, 10:37 PM
Liquid Gas

American Culture

Barenaked Ladies

Jaimoe

#4
Nov 28, 2012, 10:44 PM
Milwaulkee's Best

This ___________ (product) is "good for the environment"

Crispy

#5
Nov 28, 2012, 10:51 PM
Jumbo shrimp
Old news
Soft rock
Near miss

"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

MamaKel

#6
Nov 28, 2012, 11:11 PM
College Education

Budget Deficit

Butt Head

Extremely Neutral

Jaimoe

#7
Nov 28, 2012, 11:26 PM
Perhaps not oxymorons, but you get my drift:

Utah Jazz
Memphis Grizzlies

e_wind

#8
Nov 28, 2012, 11:30 PM
Quote from: MamaKel on Nov 28, 2012, 11:11 PM
College Education

???????
Is there some definition of college that I'm not aware of?
don't rock bottom, just listen just slow down...

MarkW

#9
Nov 29, 2012, 08:32 AM
Military Intelligence
The trouble with the straight and the narrow is it's so thin, I keep sliding off to the side

Fully

#10
Nov 29, 2012, 08:57 AM
"I am deeply superficial." - Ava Gardner

"Even his ignorance is encyclopedic." - Stanislaw Lec

"The superfluous is the most necessary." - Voltaire

"Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad." - Victor Hugo

touchingmept2

#11
Nov 29, 2012, 11:57 AM
endless possibilities
beautiful tragedy
The time is near, to come forward with whatever killed your spark.

FiddleCastro

#12
Nov 29, 2012, 03:18 PM
Quote from: Jaimoe on Nov 28, 2012, 11:26 PM
Perhaps not oxymorons, but you get my drift:

Utah Jazz
Memphis Grizzlies

Los Angeles Lakers too  :thumbsup:
I NEEDED IT MOST WHENEVER tbh

Jaimoe

#13
Nov 29, 2012, 08:53 PM
Quote from: touchingmept2 on Nov 29, 2012, 11:57 AM
beautiful tragedy

It's appropriate in a literary sense. Shakespeare built his career writing them.

touchingmept2

#14
Nov 29, 2012, 10:50 PM
The time is near, to come forward with whatever killed your spark.

Jaimoe

#15
Nov 29, 2012, 10:55 PM
Comedian Dane Cook

zanjam

#16
Nov 29, 2012, 10:58 PM
Quote from: Jaimoe on Nov 29, 2012, 10:55 PM
Comedian Dane Cook
Wow, you're on fire!
anything + reverb always = better

Jaimoe

#17
Nov 29, 2012, 11:36 PM
Quote from: zanjam on Nov 29, 2012, 10:58 PM
Quote from: Jaimoe on Nov 29, 2012, 10:55 PM
Comedian Dane Cook
Wow, you're on fire!

Guitarist Chad Kroeger
NFL football team: The Buffalo Bills

rincon

#18
Nov 30, 2012, 01:36 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Nov 28, 2012, 10:51 PM
Jumbo shrimp
Old news
Soft rock
Near miss
Hate to be a prick but Jumbo Shrimp is a fake oxymoron. A shrimp is an animal that became slang for small. Jumbo is simply a large version of that animal. Kind of a figure 8 of logic.

( in further prickeshnish, NEWS has nothing to do with new. It stands for North, East, West, and South.)

Fully

#19
Nov 30, 2012, 03:38 AM
Quote from: rincon on Nov 30, 2012, 01:36 AM
Quote from: Crispy on Nov 28, 2012, 10:51 PM
Jumbo shrimp
Old news
Soft rock
Near miss
Hate to be a prick but Jumbo Shrimp is a fake oxymoron. A shrimp is an animal that became slang for small. Jumbo is simply a large version of that animal. Kind of a figure 8 of logic.

( in further prickeshnish, NEWS has nothing to do with new. It stands for North, East, West, and South.)

Jumbo shrimp is still an oxymoron. Connotation and alternate definitions count.
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