G Unit

[EC]

There's nothing worse than listening to 5 year old girls singing "Under the Sea" terribly off-key.

Ah come on, that's awesome.  Did you know that there are over 4000 funding bodies in the province of Ontario?  Did you know that the average granting unit delivers on 1.8 grants per annum?  Also, I'm working on a tremendously exciting audit prep, and doing highly exotic statistics and tax form information.  It's sexy as hell.

[corey]

 8)

[Chills]

Haha, congrats Sweatboard, you're in the big league now.
However, remember where you came from, keep your ears to the street, keep it real, stay black, etc.

You used to have a little
And now you have a lot
But you're still Sweatboard from the block!

But most importantly, ride the benz, pop the crystal and pass the courvoisier  8)

[sweatboard]

You two need to drop that boring shit your doing and sip some Gin and Juice wit your boy....It's time to fire up this humpback sized blunt yo.

[sweatboard]

Haha, congrats Sweatboard, you're in the big league now.
However, remember where you came from, keep your ears to the street, keep it real, stay black, etc.

You used to have a little
And now you have a lot
But you're still Sweatboard from the block!

But most importantly, ride the benz, pop the crystal and pass the courvoisier  8)

Word Chills........I'm keppin it REAL baby. I won't forget my hommies.  Peace

G-Unit 4EVA

[Chills]

Right on!

[corey]

No shit... this pageant is gettin' to me. I don't think I can take it much longer today...and I've barely done any work today 'cause I keeping checking the boards and my e-mail.

I need to grab some Olde E. ( A 40 oz!, baby)

[EC]

You two need to drop that boring shit your doing and sip some Gin and Juice wit your boy....It's time to fire up this humpback sized blunt yo.

Word, yo sooo right mofuckafizzaferrizza.

[Chills]

Fo' shizzle
One advice about your work...
"Drop It Like It's Hot"

MMM that's bad advice probably, just neglect it!
If you can...

[sweatboard]

LOL

Word, yo sooo right mofuckafizzaferrizza.

Megan your so white. ;D

[EC]

Megan your so white.

:-[

I can be black.

Damnit.

[sweatboard]

Ha Ha............This one's for you Meg...


broken/doWn
[50 Cent]
go, go, go, go
move it lil' lady
let's get down as if today was the annual celebration of the day you were born.
We are going to slowly sip a name brand alcohol as if today was the day of which you were born.
But you know what?
I really don't care if it is your birthday or not.
  
[Chorus (2x)]
I f you are ever trying to locate me, I can usually be found at the local dance hall with a bottle of champagne in my hand.
Or, if you prefer something a bit stronger, I have some street grade MDMA to get you in the mood.
You see, I am much more the type of man that prefers to have open, casual sexual relations instead of being monogamous and committed to one woman.
So if you enjoy getting felt up and groped, then get your fanny over here so I can give it a squeeze.
 
[Verse 1]
When I arrive at the discothèque, you can see me driving a Mercedes Benz with 20 inch rims.
If I am hanging out with 19 other members of my entourage, you'd be well advised to know that everyone here is equipped with a weapon.
Some fools act like they'd like to get to know me, just because the word on the street is that I am acquaintances with the legendary Dr. Dre.
And some women have the tendency to want to engage in promiscuous activities with me because my record has been selling almost as much as Eminem's.
But let me warn you, all these women and all this money hasn't changed my perspective on the important issues in life.
Xzibit is over there rolling up a marijuana cigar.
If you take time to observe the way I walk, you might assume that I am one jive turkey.
I have been shot a few times, but I definitely don't have a limp.
All of the young ladies in the neighborhood have a tendency to tell me "oh, 50 cent, you so fine".
They find me attractive, but I want to be held in the same respect as they hold Tupac Shakur.
If you ask about me in the roughest of the five buroughs, and the locals will tell you that I am crazy.
And I am not going to stop until I make it known that I am the greatest emcee of all time.
I have great motivations-I am constantly working to make money, instead of putting my heart into music that I love.
I sold my soul to have a chance at making it big in the music industry for a million dollars. And I have at least half of my 15 minutes of fame left before the devil comes to collect.
Any way, back to all the women that think I'm sexy. There is one next to me that is always willing to have groupie sex with a rapper.
And she says that she has a girlfriend that would like to join us, thus fulfilling my stereotypical fantasy of engaging in explicit sex with 2 attractive and bisexual women.
[Chorus (2x)]
 
[Bridge]
My skills and my style are paying me big time.
They bought me all of my toys,
From my house, to my car, my swimming pools, to my jewelry.
See! Young urban men can move out of the ghetto, make a decent living, and still remember where they came from.
[Verse 2]
And you should respect me much more than you feel hatred towards me.
Why are you envious? I thought you would be happy for me.
While I'm making a toast to the good things in life,
You are trying to put me down.
When my music starts to play at the dance club, then my game is on.
And if your girlfriend shows sign of interest in me, she will be leaving the club with me tonight.
If this whole place burns up, why would I care?
And if you are talking about shaky financial situations, then I really have no interest talking with you about it.
I'll tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If there is someone that doesn't like you, who cares.
Just pay attention to yourself, and watch the money roll in.
Or just do like we do and party all the time.
That's how we do it!
[Chorus (2x)]

[Talking]
Don't try to pretend you don't know where are are.
We are in the club all the time! And the party's about to get crazy!
G-Unit
 

[EC]

Thanks, Brian.  What a beautiful song.   ::)

[sweatboard]

I thought you might like it better than the original.

[EC]

We forgot our Godfather

[sweatboard]

WRONG AGAIN MEG.  I know you live in Canada but Come On!!!  This G be our Godfather.  That dude in your picture is what me and fity call "Whack".  That dude is holding all ones he doesn't even have enough money he looks like he's begging someone for a bag of weed.  See Below for the correct money stacks head shot.    

[EC]

Damn.  I can't get ANYTHING right.

your picture's not working.

[corey]

I don't see it either.

[EC]

It just flashed, and then disappeared again.  

[sweatboard]

What about now?