G Unit

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At some point today I will be breaking the 1G mark on number of posts.  Four digits, Five Stars and 0 fake posts about suicide.  It's like the triple Crown of message board posting.  Becoming a Five Star was one of the great achievements of my lifetime.  I could have never dreamt of the day when I would be becoming a member of the illustrious "G-Unit"  Being even mentioned in the same breath with people like John Conway, C.C. Baxter, E.C., is so...dare I say, sureal.  Thank you all for enduring my poor grammer, spelling and punctuation for so long now.

Love,

Brian   

[EC]

Yeah, you thought that the dodgeball team was good.  We don't even TALK about the G Unit (how the hell did you find out about it?).

Anyhow, I hope you've woken up feeling good and limber, and that your bottle of wine is ready for you to be wrapped up in.  Watch out for knee shakes, that's the first sign that you're overdoing it.  I've been slaving away on the floors and walls for a day, but unfortunately I can't pay for the beer this time...  When you're ready, I'll be by my car.  It's hard to find, as none of this is physical, and we'll have to be done by 5am, because at dawn, the easy morning rebels ride.

You might think this is a joke.  It is not.  Prepare thyself.  

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The G Unit is..................

Johnconaway
E.C.
O
MMJ Fanatic
C.C. Baxter
Connjohnaway (whatever)

Hey do you all have special sneakers for members who join the Unit?  If not I can start working on that, I've got some pretty dope ideas for sneaker designs.  Would Gold Chains be better?  Represent with some Bling Bling, Word.

[EC]

We have sneakers AND gold chains.  (and more!) But you're getting ahead of yourself.  (New design might be cool - the old ones are pretty old, and John designed them, so they're basically covered in logos of heavy metal bands.)

(Did you noticed we posted at the exact same time, again?  Are you me?)

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What do you all think of this for the necklace?





I'm just not sure it Blings enough for me.

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Oh hell!!!!!!  Now we're talking, this shit nearly burned my damn retina it blinged so hizard.  Check it YO.......

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In case any of you little bitches out there are wondering what it's gonna be like once you get in the Unit................This is How We Roll




Yeah!! What Now!!!!!!

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 Watch out for knee shakes, that's the first sign that you're overdoing it.

"god damn those shaky knees"  ;)

Go for it Brian  :D

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Sorry John the heavy metal shits gottsta go.  Check this sweet kicks design I came up wit.

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For the ladies..............





Bliiiiizing

[EC]

Wiggum is an honourary designer.

The shoes are good, and I appreciate the girl stuff.  

You're almost there...

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

kick it OLD SKOOL.  ;)

[Chills]

This is hilarious! I love hip hop, it's so funny.

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Not many people know this but we let Kenny G in the Unit as an honorary member.........................

[corey]

Congrats, Brian!


"I don't know what you heard about me, but you can't get a dolla out of me"

SO how the hell did connjonaway's post count get so high? I call shenanigans!

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G Unit Members

Johnconaway
E.C.
C.C. Baxter
O
MMJ Fanatic
Connjohnaway (Whatever!!)
Kenny G
and (drumroll please and Que "In Da Club" thank you)

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[EC]

SO how the hell did connjonaway's post count get so high? I call shenanigans!

That one's crafty.  I think he bribed Riny with wrist sweatbands...

Brian is one post away, and I'm actually getting really excited for it.  It's WAY more exciting than grant foundation research that I'm supposed to be doing.

[corey]

No. I'd say that it's way more excited than this fucking beauty pageant that I'm having to edit right now.
There's nothing worse than listening to 5 year old girls singing "Under the Sea" terribly off-key.

[EC]

YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!

God damn we posted at the same time, again.

Kenny G is so excited that he just played a four minute long "G" in your honour!

Welcome to the G Unit.  The champagne is in the fridge, the girls are in the girl room (or boys in the boy room if you'd like, but usually I'm the only one who goes to that room ;))
Your life has changed, and there is no going back.

It's a very hot club.

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Go, go, go, go


Go, go, go shawty

It's your birthday


We gon' party like it's yo birthday

We gon' sip Pina Colada's like it's your birthday

And you know we don't give a fuck


It's not your birthday!






You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub


Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs

I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love


So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed




When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs


When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club


Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love


When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck

But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up

I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up


If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp


Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp


In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"

They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac

But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco

And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold


I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind


I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind


Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow


Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

My flow, my show brought me the doe


That bought me all my fancy things


My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels


Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change




And you should love it, way more then you hate it


Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it


I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life


You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?


When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on


I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone


If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn


If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned


I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up


If the niggas hate then let 'em hate


Watch the money pile up

Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub


You know where we fucking be

[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga


In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga


G-Unit..............Biattttches