What I hate about Balls

[moses malone]

i've actually come across quite a few decent recordings on archive, especially some of their more recent shows.  this one from 2004 is a fav:

http://www.archive.org/details/mmj2004-05-16.mc012.16bit

[CTdeadhead]

I think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.  

^this is bs.

Was just speculation as I stated, but if you know it to be untrue, please enlighten us...

sorry I didn't mean to come off like a dickbag.  just did some quick checking at their webpage and they have a bunch of stuff.  they aren't releasing every show of the tour like phish or pearl jam but I'd say the selection looks quite vast.  It's even divided into categories.  

http://davematthewsband.shop.musictoday.com/Dept.aspx?cp=1_5575_15755&page=0

I feel your pain tho, honest I do.  I'd love to be able to get my hands on a couple specific shows.

I guess I should've researched it a bit.  I completely forgot about Mule Tracks.  How did I do that, I just saw Mule last week.  

[Love Dogg]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

What do you see here?

        (. )( .)

       :o

[johnnYYac]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

What do you see here?

        (. )( .)

       :o

a butterfly?

[Love Dogg]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

What do you see here?

        (. )( .)

       :o

a butterfly?

;D

[iLikeBeer]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

What do you see here?

        (. )( .)

       :o

a butterfly?

;D

Is  ASCII the new Rorschach?   ;D

[Bigsky]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

Maybe saggy balls...

[Penny Lane]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

Maybe saggy balls...

are there any other kind?

[BH]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

Maybe saggy balls...

are there any other kind?

cold water balls.  

[Bigsky]

Am I the only one who sees



as balls?

If so, what does that say about me?

Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?

Maybe saggy balls...

are there any other kind?

cold water balls.  

"are there any other kind" your funny PL ;D

But in all seriousness...

[size=24]This thread has been highjacked[/size]; with the new subject being What I hate about balls. Lets start a list of types...

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. ?

[Crispy]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls

[Penny Lane]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls

6. cockin balls

Wow, I'm 11 today.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

hairy balls?

[Crispy]

hairy balls?

And so we're on to manscaping again?

[Tracy 3000]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)

[johnnYYac]

WHAT HAVE I DONE? :-[

[Ruckus]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)
7. hairy balls (sticky)
8. level balls

[Bigsky]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls

[Crispy]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls

Now, how can we hate both level and unlevel balls? That includes ALL balls! Is the problem here that unlevel balls are disturbingly unsymmetrical, while level balls are more likely to uncomfortably bump into each other?

[Penny Lane]

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls

Now, how can we hate both level and unlevel balls? That includes ALL balls! Is the problem here that unlevel balls are disturbingly unsymmetrical, while level balls are more likely to uncomfortably bump into each other?

also, so there is a distinct difference between old balls and saggy balls? can you have NEW, young, saggy balls?