What I hate about Balls

Started by mymorningwood, Jul 22, 2010, 12:11 PM

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Hawkeye

How about uniball?  Or half-sack or half-a-sack, if you will.  (My buddy only has one nut).
We could.

Bigsky

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS

Penny Lane

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


Tracy 3000

Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

Penny Lane

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

Bigsky

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls

Tracy 3000

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls

Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?
Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

Penny Lane

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls

Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?

BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.

PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls

Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, [highlight]what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?[/highlight]

BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.

PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
I have no idea, but it sure would be an honor to be a part of a record like that.  Bulls Ball's will be presented to all participants.

Tracy 3000

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PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.

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Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

Bigsky

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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.

How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa!  My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?

EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you.  Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.


i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.

;D You is two funny.

should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls

Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, [highlight]what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?[/highlight]

BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.

PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
I have no idea, but it sure would be an honor to be a part of a record like that.  Bulls Ball's will be presented to all participants.

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls

Penny Lane

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PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.

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Doh..Fail again. Thanks, Tracy.  ;D
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Penny Lane

The Wall St Bull is right outside my office

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

BH

QuoteThe Wall St Bull is right outside my office



Honestly, shouldn't they have replaced that with a bear by now?
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

capt. scotty

QuoteHow about uniball?  Or half-sack or half-a-sack, if you will.  (My buddy only has one nut).

Uniballer was going to be my addition but you stole my thunder
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Tracy 3000

Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

capt. scotty

Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)

youre doing it wrong
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Penny Lane

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Honestly, shouldn't they have replaced that with a bear by now?

You said bear.  ;)


but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill