What I hate about Balls

Started by mymorningwood, Jul 22, 2010, 12:11 PM

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jones

It's good to see that this thread has taken a better direction than it's intended one.  Sometimes things just work themselves out.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVChao15oDw&feature=related[/media]

Crispy

QuoteIt's good to see that this thread has taken a better direction than it's intended one.  Sometimes things just work themselves out.
I figured that's exactly what Johnny was shooting for.

And yes, Virginia, saggy balls can be independent of old balls, and vice versa.
"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

Penny Lane


or we could play six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon's balls...
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

johnnYYac

Yeah, I'd like to think we can better come up with a list of "Balls of the World" than "What I hate about MMJ".

Thinking outside the sack...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRshCAlJVPo[/media]
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

Ruckus

For Christ's sake peoples, you pathetic thread bullies.  I love butterflies :)

Oh yeah may I add

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

Penny Lane

it's very telling that the ball thread has taken precedent over the Terminal 5 opener thread.....i like it...

Swaggy balls are also a combo of saggy and swamp, they're not my favorite..
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Tracy 3000

[size=22]And now a quick musical interlude from the boys down under[/size]


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY[/media]
Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

Bigsky

Penny Lane...you seem to know a lot about balls... ;) ;D

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)

Penny Lane

QuotePenny Lane...you seem to know a lot about balls... ;) ;D

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)

i minored in it
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Tracy 3000

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls

14)

Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

jones



http://www.bullsballs.com/

From their website: "Select them by color, size, style, weight, and / or price.   All our fine products are listed right here."

Bigsky

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

Ruckus

1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. three balls
18. women's basketball
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

Penny Lane

Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones

Quote
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.

Ruckus

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Quote
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

jones

Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Bigsky

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Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?

Ruckus

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Quote
Quote
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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Some combination of apologies and restitution is in order.
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

jones

Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
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Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)

you forgot the best one!!

SCHWEDDY BALLS



http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/

Hey, Penny.  What am I, chopped liver?  Check page 3.
Seriously :-X  I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.

Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.