Current Complaints

Started by FarmerYoda, Aug 19, 2006, 12:07 AM

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Angry Ewok

Nearly t-boned a lady last night on my way to Meg's... I zoned out, and even though I was looking right at the light, somehow it being red didn't register... Slammed on the brakes at the last minute, but it was raining so my brakes did nothing but screech right through the intersection. Luckily the lady didn't pull out too far. Could have been a really, really bad situation.

:-/

--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

pawpaw

I passed a kidney stone yesterday...was in the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE for about 3 hours, until the ER nurse gave me some good drugs. Pissed out a jagged little piece of gravel about 6 hours later.

Some advice: Drink lots of water. Every day.

Some more advice: Puke while you're signing into the ER and tell them it feels like you got stabbed if you want to move to the head of the line in a busy waiting room.  ;D
"I'm able to sing because I'm able to fly, son. You heard me right..."

Penny Lane

QuoteI passed a kidney stone yesterday...was in the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE for about 3 hours, until the ER nurse gave me some good drugs. Pissed out a jagged little piece of gravel about 6 hours later.

Some advice: Drink lots of water. Every day.

Some more advice: Puke while you're signing into the ER and tell them it feels like you got stabbed if you want to move to the head of the line in a busy waiting room.  ;D

oh wow! i've heard that's the worst pain in the world! hang in there.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Sassbox

Ugh...so sorry!  I've had three friends suffer with stones in the last year or so.  Glad yours has passed.
God sure baked a lot of fruitcake, baby.

capt. scotty

QuoteI passed a kidney stone yesterday...was in the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE for about 3 hours, until the ER nurse gave me some good drugs. Pissed out a jagged little piece of gravel about 6 hours later.

Some advice: Drink lots of water. Every day.

Some more advice: Puke while you're signing into the ER and tell them it feels like you got stabbed if you want to move to the head of the line in a busy waiting room.  ;D

Note to self - drink lots of water.

At least its over and youre wife is probably pampering you!
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

capt. scotty

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QuoteI did a random act of stupidness today.

So this guy I work with bets me $60 to eat 5 Habanero peppers in a row. For those not familiar with Habanero peppers, in the pepper heat rating system, Jalapeno's max out at 8,000 Scoville units where as Habanero are rated around 500,000 - so theyre over 60 times hotter than Jalapenos. Theyre the 2nd hottest pepper in the world, and were believed to be the hottest in the world for a very long time.

Well, I accomplished it around 2 PM today, and would probably do it again if the money was right, but my stomach is still killing me 7 hours later. I felt like I had the worst flu ever for about 10 minutes, and even worse, I rubbed my eye with my finger and it got it my eye and that was arguably the most painful thing Ive ever experienced. The only other thing that might have it beat was when I was 14 and got some cream out of my Grandma's bathroom cupboard to jerk off with and after about 10 seconds in, I realized I grabbed some cream that was the equivalent of IcyHot or Bengay and it felt like I stuck my dick in a pot of boiling water. So yes, Habanero's are hot.

Even crazier, the guy I work with makes the same money as me ($8.50/hr) and has 6 kids, and between me and 2 other guys I work with, spent $150 to watch us eat peppers and feel like were dying for 10 minutes.  ;D

christ on a cracker, capt--get your sh*t together.  :P

Oh, my shits together. Just used that $60 for 6 months worth of contact lens'  8-)
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

pawpaw

The pain was over once the stone was passed...I was back at work yesterday, with a wicked pain med hangover. If I had this happen a year ago I definitely would've been pampered by my wife, but baby demands attention these days...
"I'm able to sing because I'm able to fly, son. You heard me right..."

Ruckus

QuoteThe pain was over once the stone was passed...I was back at work yesterday, with a wicked pain med hangover. If I had this happen a year ago I definitely would've been pampered by my wife, but baby demands attention these days...

Nonetheless, glad you are doing better and back around.

[smiley=beer.gif] to good health
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head

pawpaw

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QuoteThe pain was over once the stone was passed...I was back at work yesterday, with a wicked pain med hangover. If I had this happen a year ago I definitely would've been pampered by my wife, but baby demands attention these days...

Nonetheless, glad you are doing better and back around.

[smiley=beer.gif] to good health

Thanks! I'll drink (some more water) to that!  :)

"I'm able to sing because I'm able to fly, son. You heard me right..."

TheBigChicken

damn glad your feeling bbetter mmy mman
the fruit bats love makin' made all the kids cry

.Walt

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Quote
QuoteThe pain was over once the stone was passed...I was back at work yesterday, with a wicked pain med hangover. If I had this happen a year ago I definitely would've been pampered by my wife, but baby demands attention these days...

Nonetheless, glad you are doing better and back around.

[smiley=beer.gif] to good health

Thanks! I'll drink (some more water) to that!  :)



Having it pass through could almost be a current joy. Glad you're back to 100%!
Much Greater Than Science Fiction

BH

QuoteI passed a kidney stone yesterday...was in the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE for about 3 hours, until the ER nurse gave me some good drugs. Pissed out a jagged little piece of gravel about 6 hours later.

Some advice: Drink lots of water. Every day.

Some more advice: Puke while you're signing into the ER and tell them it feels like you got stabbed if you want to move to the head of the line in a busy waiting room.  ;D

Damn, just saw this.  Ouch.   I'm drinking water while I'm typing this.  They always say that's the closest thing to child birth a man can experience so you and the wife are even. :)
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

mjkoehler

Glad you're better. I agree on the water.

ManNamedTruth

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QuoteI passed a kidney stone yesterday...was in the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE for about 3 hours, until the ER nurse gave me some good drugs. Pissed out a jagged little piece of gravel about 6 hours later.

Some advice: Drink lots of water. Every day.

Some more advice: Puke while you're signing into the ER and tell them it feels like you got stabbed if you want to move to the head of the line in a busy waiting room.  ;D

Damn, just saw this.  Ouch.   I'm drinking water while I'm typing this.  They always say that's the closest thing to child birth a man can experience so you and the wife are even. :)


I've had had kidney stones twice already when I was about 19, 20 years old. Definitely the worst experience I've had in my life. I pretty much expect to get them again someday since I was so young when I first got them.
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

capt. scotty

cant get my scanner to work and do its only fucking job....to SCAN!!  >:(
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

the_wizzard

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QuoteThe lack of a record store near our new house.  :-/

I don't know what part of Cincy you're in, but a drive over to Everybody's will likely be worth it for ya.


Ahhhh...Everybody's!  Thats where I cut my vinyl "teeth"  ::)  Glad to hear they are still around! It is the best place to go in Cincy, no matter the drive!

Soulshine

I've been feeling very unbalanced recently. I feel uninspired at work, a recent string of bad experiences with boyz and the general feeling that I either want to crawl out of my skin or get in my car and drive somewhere...anywhere. I'm not a negative person which makes this period so difficult.  :'(
Because we're all in this together...

mjkoehler

Sorry to hear that Soulshine. It will get better.

Right now, things are just fucking.....nuts at work. I'm ready to scream. I've worn a hole in my desk from banging my head. Fuck people, I can only do so much so fast. Fucking SAP. I hate you you crappy ass German software package.

BH



My buddy is gone.   And what's eating me up the most is that he didn't get the attention he deserved over the past three or four years after my human children started taking up all my time.  

I love ya buddy and I won't forget you!
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Crispy

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My buddy is gone.   And what's eating me up the most is that he didn't get the attention he deserved over the past three or four years after my human children started taking up all my time.  

I love ya buddy and I won't forget you!

Many sympathies, BH - so hard to lose a friend.
"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"